Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Roadhouse (1989), 9 p.m. ET 3/26

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:13 pm

Terry Motherfucking Funk.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:13 pm

Frank? (I forgot his name already) should have just burned the place down for the insurance money, which is what a real NYU grad would have instructed him to do.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:13 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:12 pm How far did that homeless guy get in the car before being pulled over?

quality

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:14 pm

Steve is phenomenal because you don't have to deal with him in real life.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:14 pm

Could it be directed by anyone other than Rowdy?

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:14 pm

Fun fact. I saw the Jeff Healey band at the Fillmore back when you kids were still in short pants.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:14 pm

So many strapless dresses.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:14 pm

Ben Gazzara's thugs are already a presence in the pre-Dalton DD.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:15 pm

Shit Jeff Healey is dead???

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:15 pm

Swayze and this harlot appearing ion two consecutive Quarantine Movies, per Carwash(?) last week.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:15 pm

"Nipple to nipple" guy is another gem.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:15 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:15 pm Swayze and this harlot appearing ion two consecutive Quarantine Movies, per Carwash(?) last week.

Yeah, that was a fucked up factoid. She's hot AF in this movie though.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:16 pm

How in the world does Carrie Ann get by on tips? In this place?

EdRomero · Post by **EdRomero** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:16 pm

nipple to nipple haha

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:16 pm

Carrie Ann's torch for Dalton burns brighter than the Sun and it makes me sad.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:16 pm

Carrie Anne... So useless.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:16 pm

"Here. Run this beer that is 55% foam out to a paying customer."

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:16 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:16 pm Carrie Ann's torch for Dalton burns brighter than the Sun and it makes me sad.

She doesn't deserve him.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:17 pm

I love how this guy looks so much iike David Cross.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:18 pm

Back to Animal House boys

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:18 pm

Jeff Healey and Dalton know each other because Dalton is a legend -- a FUCKING LEGEND -- the bouncing community.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:18 pm

How many joints were on Jeff Healey's tour in this movie?

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:18 pm

Did I see Jeff Foxworthy in the crowd??

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:18 pm

Good to see ya.

That's fucked up

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:19 pm

John Doe is an awesomely underrated actor.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:19 pm

"Are you kidding" guy was robbed for Best Supporting Actor.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:19 pm

Early Clive Owen appearance?

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:20 pm

$20 to kiss boobs seems a little overrpriced, especially for this joint.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:20 pm

What hot woman wouldn't pass up the opportunity to date a middle age slob who lets strangers feel her tits?

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:20 pm

This is creepy.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:20 pm

Who the fuck dresses like this? Seriously, wtf.

Titties.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:20 pm

Patrick Swayze DOES project a Zen calmness that you just can't teach.

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:21 pm

Now you know they they need Dalton.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:21 pm

I'm a few minutes behind, and still need to get the 6 yo down, BUT THIS IS SO EFFING GREAT!

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:21 pm

I'd be that asshole cracking up at the bar. Actually got in a big fight with a friend in college acting like that.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:22 pm

I feel like they took the Blues Brothers honkey tonk scene and just went nuts.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:22 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:20 pm Patrick Swayze DOES project a Zen calmness that you just can't teach.

I'm imagining this is actually Jed from Red Dawn and Dalton's a cover to protect him from Cuban commies who are pissed off he led the uprising against their invasion.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:22 pm

Love how used car salesman has the grade school lunch milk.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:22 pm

I ain't got twenty bucks!

Post by **brian** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:23 pm

I think they beat the "people disrespecting Dalton" to death in this movie more than the Pats did.