LinkedIn

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:56 am

Got a connection request today I had to share. This had me laughing so hard. Luckily not one of the 20 or so people that work in my office bothered to come in today.We have a very flexible work from home policy. Thanks for laugh, SL.

http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id ... WJ2TTWJS01

Post by **Sabo** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:05 am

That's awesome. I love how he's an expert at virtual currency. World of Warcraft or Bitcoin?

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:06 am

Just trying to revolutionize business, that's all. And sow some oats on the side.

BUSINESS HORSE BE MAKING IT RAIN BITCOIN SON

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:17 am

Gunpowder wrote:Just trying to revolutionize business, that's all. And sow some oats on the side.

BUSINESS HORSE BE MAKING IT RAIN BITCOIN SON

CEOats, DeVry School of Law... That was truly great. I forwarded the link to my wife thinking I'd give her a laugh, but she was just confused.

So, anyone else on LinkedIn want to connect in case I never need to use you to get a job? Or help you get a job? Shit works, man. Kranepool hooked me up once, and it definitely helped. Until they moved the position to Dayton, Ohio. And I ain't going to Dayton.

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:57 am

Funny, I was coming in here to post about that too. Very nice.

Natural Horsemanship

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:25 am

There's already a motherf-in' Business Horse on Twitter.

Well, fuck him. Damn, 330 million people in this country and one of them has always thought of it first.

howard · Post by **howard** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:12 pm

On 12/13/13 11:09 AM, Howard xxxxxxxx MD wrote:
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Hey man:

If you can hook me up with the righteous Biz to the Hizzorse, I will be eternally your nigga.

Peace out, yo

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:59 pm

Roger that

Post by **Sabo** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:29 pm

Maybe Business Horse needs to switch from virtual currencies to brewing.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:57 pm

Then he could have his oats and brew them too!

ORDER OF EVENTS

1. BUSINESS
2. OATS

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:59 pm

Check out LJam's latest Facebook status if yinz are friends with him. He has no idea bout the Horse.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:41 pm

Can I get a screencap of what was sent? I don't have LinkedIn.

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:14 pm

this link should work

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:33 pm

I keep getting LinkedIn updates and "people you might know" on the side of the page with the first entry always being Business Horse.

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:44 pm

Me too. Kills every time.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 3:51 pm

i might be the only person on earth not on linkedin. I got this current job quite awhile ago and never got around to making an account when it was all the rage.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:44 pm

Then perhaps you and I are the two people in the world not on Linkedin.

Although, as with Fuckface, I still get daily spam email informing me of the various goings on with the account I never created. "Do you know Rajmunchindonut Kantsingh? He wants to be your friend! Click here! Do you know Ai Bang Mai Sox? He wants to be your friend! Click here! Tongueklik Mbongo has invited you to join his or her network!"

howard · Post by **howard** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 5:29 pm

Syb and Kranepool~
I don't understand. You two are still not linked with Business Horse? Do you care nothing about business, much less oats?

Plus, he might know a clean goat. You gotta network.

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 6:47 pm

I sent that mawrfuggin' horse a LinkedIn InMail and he ain't wrote shit back.

howard · Post by **howard** » Tue Dec 24, 2013 7:15 pm

Try including 'oats' in the subject line

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 4:47 pm

He tried to respond but the site gave him errors, and that combined with your message confusing the hell out of him, he forgot.

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:02 am

Yo, Business Horse, when is your birthday?

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:10 am

THOSE ARE AWESOME

BUSINESS HORSE TURNS 30 IN HORSE YEARS ON FEB 8

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:23 pm

Business insider had a top ten from the Selfie Olympics. This was #7

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:02 pm

Yea, I don't have LinkedIn either. I'm sure whenever I get a new job it will be old news and I'll roll with whatever's the going networking business thingy then.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:13 pm

Linked In is a place where the seeds of business are planted, then sown, and then sprout into business trees. Wealth falls from these trees. Business Horse is here to guide you through the process.

howard · Post by **howard** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:07 pm

Gunpowder wrote:Linked In is a place where the seeds of business are planted, then sown, and then sprout into business trees. Wealth falls from these trees. Business Horse is here to guide you through the process.

Also, the oats of business are sown. And reaped (reapt?)

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:12 pm

Reaped so hard. And so deep. That's how we reap.

Kranepeezy, what is the link for them hooves?

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:16 pm

Neigh'er, please.

http://mcphee.com/shop/horse-hooves.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:45 pm

Damn, $35 for some damn hooves? Crazytalk.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:52 pm

Gunpowder wrote:Damn, $35 for some damn hooves? Crazytalk.

Well, I hear your birthday is coming up...

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:54 am

REAP CULTURE

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:40 pm

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:53 pm

Yo business horse, I like the new swag you're peddling.

Yes, that's a squirrel feeder.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:30 am

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:48 pm

what the hell?

testuser2 · Post by **testuser2** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:51 pm

All black in the back row is cracking me up. She's consistently off with all of her timing.

howard · Post by **howard** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 5:13 pm

Business Horse doesn't have his own thread by name, afaik. This'll do.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:40 pm

Think we get business horse connected to Arod?
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseb ... -1.1937054" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:43 pm

wlu_lax6 wrote:Think we get business horse connected to Arod?
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseb ... -1.1937054" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Maybe via Mike Tice riding Barbaro?