Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Showgirls (1995), Thursday, April 16 9 PM ET

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Also not even mentioned. Why is the "entertainment director" giving instructions to the gaming floor?
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brian wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:31 pmI mean, I hope ...t...o ... do... a rail off a dude's erect cock.
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tennbengal wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:37 pm For those of you who have not seen this, I am so excited for you that are about to witness the worst sex scene of all time.
I think we're all aware of it.
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I was literally pounding my desk with my fist laughing out loud.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:39 pm
tennbengal wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:37 pm For those of you who have not seen this, I am so excited for you that are about to witness the worst sex scene of all time.
I think we're all aware of it.
And there's one other thing coming up that I know about.
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I have an MBA it's no big deal.

Pretty sure anyone in management of a Vegas casino at his age would have to have an MBA (in the 90s. In the mid-80s or earlier could be mobbed up).
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Totally reasonable response to saying "fuck" to her kid.
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"Hi Al, I forgive you now for making me suck your dick all the time."
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I mean, holy hell, this is supposed to be the feel good nostalgic part? What the fuck?
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I want to figure out a way to inject his movie into my veins. (I feel the same way about The Room by the way.)
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I will now end every conversation with, "Must be weird not having anybody come on you."
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Oh, he ruined it, so close.
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There is literally no time of the night (pre-COViD-19) where you could drive with that little traffic on the Strip.
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Classy bachelor pad.
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What was the waxing line item in the budget?
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"Fuck me under the puking dolphin!"
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I hadn't seen this movie before but remember hearing there was a rumor that the original plan was for McLachlan's character to be frontally nude with a CGI dong.
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NC-17 starting to make a little more sense tbh.
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There we go. That's the good stuff.
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So I get she's fucking MacLachlan here because she's attracted to him, not because she's getting paid to and I'm honestly not a slut-shamer, but what in the fuck is the objection to icing down your nipples?
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:47 pm There we go. That's the good stuff.
And, we've got thrashing!
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tennbengal wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:37 pm For those of you who have not seen this, I am so excited for you that are about to witness the worst sex scene of all time.
Holy shit, I thought you would be exaggerating but I think you might be right.
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Wait, she does coke now?
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Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
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It's honestly a weird point in Vegas' favor that all of these places consented to have their brands associated with this movie.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
I'm not sure it's a slam-dunk Berkley is the first.
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I'm even starting to warm up to this asshole producer guy.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:48 pm
tennbengal wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:37 pm For those of you who have not seen this, I am so excited for you that are about to witness the worst sex scene of all time.
Holy shit, I thought you would be exaggerating but I think you might be right.
It's...it's just so bad.
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brian wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
I'm not sure it's a slam-dunk Berkley is the first.
Best person is her roommate.
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Oh, she's fucking her way to the top now?
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm
brian wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
I'm not sure it's a slam-dunk Berkley is the first.
Best person is her roommate.
Oh, for sure. We're on the same page then.
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brian wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm I'm even starting to warm up to this asshole producer guy.
LA Law and Dharma and Greg. This was in-between for Rachins.
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So I've not seen this, but there's gotta be a three-way between these three right?
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She's being iced out by those basic, jealous bitches.
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brian wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:51 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:50 pm
brian wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:49 pm Who is the second-best human being in this movie?
I'm not sure it's a slam-dunk Berkley is the first.
Best person is her roommate.
Oh, for sure. We're on the same page then.
There's not even another candidate.
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Are these Checkov's nails here?
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My spelling's for shit btw. Apologies.
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Berkeley has made a very quick change from completely naive to remarkably savvy.... until getting played here.
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I'm just spitballing here, but I would bet a lot of money that Esterhaus has a nail fetish.
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Yeah, this might literally be the worst big-budget movie I've ever seen. For all I had heard, didn't think it would actually be this bad.
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