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by Ryan » Wed Dec 27, 2017 1:17 pm
Major flashbacks to one of maybe two times I got in trouble in elementary school when the art teacher would come to our class with her rolling supply cart and I called it the art fart cart. It killed, by the way.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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by Nonlinear FC » Wed Dec 27, 2017 1:42 pm
Pruitt wrote: God help me, that is so funny.
This site is like Netflix... You forget to read a thread or forget about it's existence, then on a slow day or maybe you're mood changes, you pop into a thread and... Boom... Magic.
I can't stop laughing at that video.
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by rass » Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:03 am
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by Pruitt » Fri Aug 24, 2018 3:28 pm
Fucking love mr methane!
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Part of having a trivia-soaked mind is knowing that Mr. Methane is not the first...
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by DaveInSeattle » Fri Aug 24, 2018 4:21 pm
Way back in the day, a mate had this on video tape.
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by Pruitt » Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:38 pm
DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑ Fri Aug 24, 2018 4:21 pm
Way back in the day, a mate had this on video tape.
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A Miracle!!
I just came back to post the same video.
ETA: Just went to YouTube to find another farting minister video to post. God help me, I fell into a rabbit hole of bad fart gags.
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by rass » Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:36 am
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
rass
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by rass » Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:53 am
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
rass
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by rass » Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:21 am
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by Shirley » Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:07 am
Hopefully that's as close to goatse as stock images get.
Totally Kafkaesque
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by Rex » Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:23 am
do people do that when they fart?
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by P.D.X. » Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:48 am
Rex wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 21, 2020 11:23 am
do people do that when they fart?
How do YOU hide the red glow?
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by Pruitt » Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:05 pm
Tossed a couple of pieces of pastrami to my dog at lunch.
A bad, bad, bad idea.
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by mister d » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:21 pm
Fond memories of my mother yelling “cover your ass” when I farted as a child.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by A_B » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:31 pm
mister d wrote: ↑ Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:21 pm
Fond memories of my mother yelling .. you ...ass ... as a child.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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by Square Rob » Wed Apr 22, 2020 5:29 am
I had to warn someone to not come into my office yesterday afternoon.
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by rass » Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:22 pm
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by Pruitt » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:55 pm
I've now watched it 20 times.
Good god that's what social media should be all about.
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by rass » Wed Aug 05, 2020 5:06 am
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by Nonlinear FC » Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:00 am
Square Rob wrote: ↑ Wed Apr 22, 2020 5:29 am
I had to warn someone to not come into my office yesterday afternoon.
Simpler, stinkier times.
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by rass » Mon Aug 17, 2020 7:41 pm
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by Pruitt » Mon Aug 17, 2020 8:05 pm
rass wrote: ↑ Mon Aug 17, 2020 7:41 pm
Memories of translating the Japanese show "YoKai Watch"
The Japanese have no problems with bodily functions and kids media.
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by Shirley » Thu Aug 27, 2020 3:15 pm
I've watched this 100 times today.
Totally Kafkaesque
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by Johnnie » Mon Nov 30, 2020 7:29 am
116 times gilded as of right now:
TIFU (Today, I Fucked Up) by eating 8 chocolate fiber bars before a long car ride with my family and experiencing the most absurd has leak in history.
(In the spoiler tag because of the Reddit embed being too long.)
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by MaxWebster » Mon Nov 30, 2020 8:46 am
i missed this the first time around and now i've watched it like 20x in a row. didn't know i needed this on a monday morning.
can't wait to be the mature dad and play it for my kids.
rass wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:22 pm
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by rass » Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:06 pm
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
rass
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by rass » Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:19 pm
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by A_B » Wed Mar 31, 2021 2:20 pm
Can we definitively confirm that isn't Deshaun Watson under there?
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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by EnochRoot » Wed Mar 31, 2021 3:01 pm
MaxWebster wrote: ↑ Mon Nov 30, 2020 8:46 am
i missed this the first time around and now i've watched it like 20x in a row. didn't know i needed this on a monday morning.
can't wait to be the mature dad and play it for my kids.
rass wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 03, 2020 6:22 pm
OK, I laughed myself to tears, sobered up, and then fell apart again.
It's the right kind of fart, too. Too exaggerated and it oversells the humor. It's just...the perfect ass blast.
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by P.D.X. » Wed Mar 31, 2021 3:11 pm
The reverb is
rass
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by rass » Wed Jan 05, 2022 11:29 am
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by P.D.X. » Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:27 pm
Like she's done farting?
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by The Sybian » Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:30 pm
P.D.X. wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:27 pm
Like she's done farting?
Bottling and shipping is too stressful with a heart condition.
Is there a back story to this?
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by mister d » Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:32 pm
Alright, I read it so no one else has to. She altered her diet to farts-only foods to increase inventory which gave her extreme gas which led to feeling pressure near her heart. Marketing 101, baby.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by P.D.X. » Wed Jan 05, 2022 12:32 pm
I mean... might as well just capture a few au naturale if it was the forcing of them that caused her issue
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by The Sybian » Wed Jan 05, 2022 1:45 pm
Or just ship empty bottles and say you farted in them. If someone is dumb enough to pay for that, they deserve to get scammed. I mean, there is no way a bottled fart still smells, right? And who the hell wants that, anyways? I'm not trying to kink shame here, but I just don't get that one.
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by P.D.X. » Wed Jan 05, 2022 2:43 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 05, 2022 1:45 pm
I mean, there is no way a bottled fart still smells, right?
And a challenge is born.
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by P.D.X. » Wed Jan 05, 2022 2:46 pm
But really, how do you fart in a bottle? You'd have to fill the bottle while simultaneously displacing the air in the bottle. It would require some sort of negative pressure or vacuum set up. And then you'd have to cap it super quick.
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by mister d » Wed Jan 05, 2022 2:50 pm
I'm sure she had top of the line QC in place.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.