Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
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Mine was featured prominently on a poster made by my friends the car parade they threw for my 50th last weekend.
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I don’t see how posting your senior picture is a tribute to this year’s seniors anyway. It’s just an excuse to show off your old picture.
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This is stupid, even by Facebook standards. It totally feels like it's rubbing it in and is way more about the person posting than anyone else. Most of all, HS kids aren't on Facebook!
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We're all just helping them develop face recognition apps.
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I'm having a limo drive by all their houses with a shit-ton of dresses hanging off the back
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Yeah, I've been tempted to post:The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Apr 13, 2020 2:03 pmThis is stupid, even by Facebook standards. It totally feels like it's rubbing it in and is way more about the person posting than anyone else. Most of all, HS kids aren't on Facebook!
Question for the group: Does anyone have a high school or college senior at home that is super psyched that The Olds are all posting their pics from back in the day?
I'll hang up and listen, thanks.
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Why do people think that Darwin gets a posthumous boner when stupid people spread a virus? It doesn't only display a complete misunderstanding of natural selection, as if it has a target, but it also implies that there's something virtuous about eugenics. The Nazis did this too.
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I think you're reading too much into the general idea, though even then it's not really like the virus only kills the idiots out in public.
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And even if it did, those people probably haven't exactly been averse to reproducing up to this point.
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Hate to say it, but there are millions and millions of people who only know Darwin from the idea of "The Darwin Awards."
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Do people posting that meme that if you don't like Trump you should rip up your stimulus check actually think it's his $? I think they might.
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It has his name on it! It has to be from him!
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Ours went into direct deposit, but it was funny that he still had to send a letter so everyone got his signature.
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First I've heard of that. I fucking hate that guy so much.
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My kids hate him. My youngest will scream if she sees him on TV or hears his name. So when we got our letter I asked them if they wanted to see "the Devil's signature". Asher goes "who, Donald Trunk?"The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 1:02 pmFirst I've heard of that. I fucking hate that guy so much.
This should go in the Proud Parent thread.
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How old are your little guys, Giff? Neither their mom or I talk about politics in front of my kids (12 and 9), although I would like to have them understand why he and his family are such terrible human beings.Giff wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 1:06 pmMy kids hate him. My youngest will scream if she sees him on TV or hears his name. So when we got our letter I asked them if they wanted to see "the Devil's signature". Asher goes "who, Donald Trunk?"The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 1:02 pmFirst I've heard of that. I fucking hate that guy so much.
This should go in the Proud Parent thread.
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Jesus, that could take months.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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LOL 8 and 4.L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 1:39 pmHow old are your little guys, Giff? Neither their mom or I talk about politics in front of my kids (12 and 9), although I would like to have them understand why he and his family are such terrible human beings.Giff wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 1:06 pmMy kids hate him. My youngest will scream if she sees him on TV or hears his name. So when we got our letter I asked them if they wanted to see "the Devil's signature". Asher goes "who, Donald Trunk?"The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri May 01, 2020 1:02 pmFirst I've heard of that. I fucking hate that guy so much.
This should go in the Proud Parent thread.
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Mrs. Sabo was so angry about the letter she burned it.
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Remember that postcard with “President Trump’s guidelines for dealing with Covid-19...”? My wife used it to pick up cat barf.
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I don't know how to feel about the letters. They were sent via USPS, which threw a bunch of money to them, but don't need to be sent at all, so they are a waste of taxpayer money.
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My work posts. Sorry boys.
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Cousin of mine posted a "Why You Should Wear Masks" thing and got this from one of her friends in the comments:
In case you're wondering, from her Wikipedia intro:
In case you're wondering, from her Wikipedia intro:
Judy Anne Mikovits is an American anti-vaccination activist and former medical researcher. She has made discredited claims about vaccines, coronavirus, and chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS).
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Someone didn't take science in high school. And I might as well post a link explaining it to kids since these people's brains haven't developed past 9:
http://www.faqkids.com/299-air-made-of.html
http://www.faqkids.com/299-air-made-of.html
Air is primarily made up of two elements, nitrogen and oxygen. Nitrogen makes up 78.05% of air and oxygen another 20.95%. The remaining less than 1% is primarily argon, but carbon dioxide, neon, helium, methane and krypton are also present in air. Air also contains suspended dust, spores, and bacteria, as well as water. The amount of air varies tremendously with location, temperature, and time. In deserts and at low temperatures, the content of water can be less that 0.1% by volume. In warm, humid zones the air may contain over 6% water.
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One of my cousins posted that ridiculous 'Plandemic' video, with a comment saying 'Things to think about!'.
I posted this link in response: 'Plandemic' Is Dangerous, Viral Nonsense
I posted this link in response: 'Plandemic' Is Dangerous, Viral Nonsense
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I had a bunch of people who I thought were fairly smart post that on Wednesday.DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 1:52 pm One of my cousins posted that ridiculous 'Plandemic' video, with a comment saying 'Things to think about!'.
I posted this link in response: 'Plandemic' Is Dangerous, Viral Nonsense
People don't want to accept that bad things happen for no reason and want a boogeyman to blame.
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Just saw someone comment on a friends positive post about how Gov Jay Inslee is handling all this:
wacko on Facebook wrote:Staying home could be making it worse. Are you aware of that? Staying could be worse than operating as normal. Inslee might have made it worse.
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I can't tell whether the guy who responded to my comment on BSF21's post today doesn't get the joke or if he's trying to one-up me.
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That person in 1984:DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 2:19 pm Just saw someone comment on a friends positive post about how Gov Jay Inslee is handling all this:
wacko on Facebook wrote:Staying home could be making it worse. Are you aware of that? Staying could be worse than operating as normal. Inslee might have made it worse.
fucking with a condom could be making it worse. Are you aware of that? Fucking with a condom could be worse than fucking without one. Spellman might have made it worse.
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Its going to be important to never let these idiots forget their stances and support for Trump if/when this all passes. Some will remain proud, but some will try to walk away and that shouldn't be allowed.
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I have no intention of allowing that personally
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Unfortunately, the one inherent characteristic common in every one of them appears to be shamelessness. They don't strike me as the type of people tha are going to be ashamed to tell their grandchildren about it.
Nonetheless, couldn't agree more.
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Rass, FB sends me a notification every time you post something. Why?
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Lieutenant Aldo Raine said
When you get to your little place on Nantucket Island,I imagine you are going to take off that handsome-looking SS uniform of yours. Ain't you? * * * Now, that I can't abide. * * * I mean, if I had my way, you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-sucking life. But I'm aware that ain't practical. I mean, at some point, you're going to have to take it off. So, I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off.
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I've seen a couple people post a video of a supposed doctor saying that quarantine will destroy our immune systems, because if you took a baby and kept it completed isolated, it would never develop immunity or the ability to fight off viruses and bacteria we all easily defeat. Umm, yeah, do adults lose their immunity and ability to fight off weak viruses and bacteria in a matter of weeks? It's not like we don't still come into contact with viruses and bacteria in quarantine. Then there are all the yahoos saying masks cause more harm than good because we are suffocating ourselves.tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 11:34 amThat person in 1984:DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 2:19 pm Just saw someone comment on a friends positive post about how Gov Jay Inslee is handling all this:
wacko on Facebook wrote:Staying home could be making it worse. Are you aware of that? Staying could be worse than operating as normal. Inslee might have made it worse.
fucking with a condom could be making it worse. Are you aware of that? Fucking with a condom could be worse than fucking without one. Spellman might have made it worse.
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He's ribbing you I think. John is good people. He loves to learn so I think he's gone down the rabbit hole a bit with my running gag.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 11:16 am I can't tell whether the guy who responded to my comment on BSF21's post today doesn't get the joke or if he's trying to one-up me.
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It's a bunch of people who aren't mentally or emotionally fit to run an Arby's much less opine on matters involving science.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 12:16 pmI've seen a couple people post a video of a supposed doctor saying that quarantine will destroy our immune systems, because if you took a baby and kept it completed isolated, it would never develop immunity or the ability to fight off viruses and bacteria we all easily defeat. Umm, yeah, do adults lose their immunity and ability to fight off weak viruses and bacteria in a matter of weeks? It's not like we don't still come into contact with viruses and bacteria in quarantine. Then there are all the yahoos saying masks cause more harm than good because we are suffocating ourselves.tennbengal wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 11:34 amThat person in 1984:DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 2:19 pm Just saw someone comment on a friends positive post about how Gov Jay Inslee is handling all this:
wacko on Facebook wrote:Staying home could be making it worse. Are you aware of that? Staying could be worse than operating as normal. Inslee might have made it worse.
fucking with a condom could be making it worse. Are you aware of that? Fucking with a condom could be worse than fucking without one. Spellman might have made it worse.
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