Twitter:The New Batch

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Is it going to hurt anyone’s feelings if we go to a thread that wasn’t started by Scottie?

Anyway I got a response and a like from Robert Irvine. I love food network and Restaurant Impossible. I’m a Bobby Flay Stan first then probably Alex Guarnaschelli. Then a toss up for Irvine and Amanda Freitag
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Wed May 13, 2020 10:56 am
Those were pretty damn great.
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I'm Gandalf x Witch King.
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P.D.X. wrote: Wed May 13, 2020 1:22 pm I'm Gandalf x Witch King.
Gandalf, the weed sommelier is the one that floored me.
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If Delaney had just somehow gone with a football cliche
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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One of my favorite tweets of the year tbh

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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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The Hoarse Whisperer with a thread about getting retweeted by Trump ...

And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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That was my favorite response to that (which was posted in the headlines channel, but McKean's response was choice and worthy of posting on its own)
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I didn't even realize we had that thread.
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So perfectly timed that it could be a scene from a comedy... (It's not)

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well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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I didn't know he was real
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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He's not from a wheel. He's from a carousel.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Jun 10, 2020 2:20 pm He's not from a wheel. He's from a carousel.
Tossing out slow claps like it's my job today. Well done, sir.
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Thu May 21, 2020 2:54 pm
An interview with the guy who wrote that obituary about his uncle.

The Viral ‘Uncle Bunky’ Obituary Writer Discusses His Legendary Uncle And Mourning In The COVID Era
In part, Uncle Bunky was a funny meme that reminded us of other funny memes, but it was also something of a stand-in for our own departed family members — an example of how to mourn at a time when so many of us have been unable to gather for funerals. We wanted to live more like Uncle Bunky and grieve more like his nephew. For a moment we all became Royal Tenenbaum, staring at a headstone saying, “Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine.”
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Found Dumberer.
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Trevor Bauer going after Curt Schilling and Aubrey Huff is entertaining (Schilling deleted his account, but I'm guessing he'll be back by the end of the week)
https://twitter.com/BauerOutage

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I hope Bauer's "played yourself like a video game" response to Schilling was intentional. If so, then *chef's kiss*.
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Every fucking thread is the Twitter thread.
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Jerloma wrote: Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:54 am Every fucking thread is the Twitter thread.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Cheese wife.
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Can someone please acknowledge they know what this means so I’m not the only one?
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mister d wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:03 pm Can someone please acknowledge they know what this means so I’m not the only one?
I think that was a Decemberists album.
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I didn’t when I read it this morning but do now.
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A_B wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:09 pm
mister d wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:03 pm Can someone please acknowledge they know what this means so I’m not the only one?
I think that was a Decemberists album.
A very specific and common joke among the people I follow or that follow them.
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mister d wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:29 pm
A_B wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:09 pm
mister d wrote: Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:03 pm Can someone please acknowledge they know what this means so I’m not the only one?
I think that was a Decemberists album.
A very specific and common joke among the people I follow or that follow them.
Anything to do with Eric Andre?
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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