NFL Off-season 2020
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How long will they go before he says something inappropriate?
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Why didn’t the victim just run away? It’s not like Baker could keep up with him.
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Took back watches lost while gambling with an automatic? Nice guys those.
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There’s nothing like fan invective when a player who was disappointing on the field gets implicated in a crime.
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This is great.
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Since I refuse to listen to anything cowherd - what is the context for it being great?
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He makes a joke about Earl Thomas.
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Let's start a club.
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I think he sucks out loud too, but I like meme pages. So I'll spend the 15 seconds to hear the joke.
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He's absolutely worse than Bayless. Bayless seemed like the absolute worse person on sports TV 10 years ago but now he's below-average in annoyingness, relatively.tennbengal wrote: ↑Sat May 16, 2020 3:22 pm It would have to be an all-timer to get me to listen to him. I may hate him more than Bayless.
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Cowherd is worse than Bayless in the sense that Bayless is in on the "don't take me seriously" joke where Cowherd absolutely believes everything he says should be taken seriously.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Sat May 16, 2020 3:35 pmHe's absolutely worse than Bayless. Bayless seemed like the absolute worse person on sports TV 10 years ago but now he's below-average in annoyingness, relatively.tennbengal wrote: ↑Sat May 16, 2020 3:22 pm It would have to be an all-timer to get me to listen to him. I may hate him more than Bayless.
(Bayless is still bad, obviously)
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Did he just start selling that one?
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I laughed.
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Are you trying to get Cheddar all up in arms? Fucking Buccaneers fans are the worst.
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Someone's bummed the Patriots are irrelevant now.
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Maybe it's time for a white quarterback to "use his voice and actions" by kneeling during the anthem.
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Carson Wentz has posted a similar sentiment.
Makes me wonder which NFL city would have the worst reaction to their white quarterback kneeling during the anthem.
Makes me wonder which NFL city would have the worst reaction to their white quarterback kneeling during the anthem.
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Other than Jacksonville?DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 7:18 pm Carson Wentz has posted a similar sentiment.
Makes me wonder which NFL city would have the worst reaction to their white quarterback kneeling during the anthem.
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Josh Allen probably doesn't have the cachet to pull it off in Buffalo yet...brian wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 7:27 pmOther than Jacksonville?DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 7:18 pm Carson Wentz has posted a similar sentiment.
Makes me wonder which NFL city would have the worst reaction to their white quarterback kneeling during the anthem.
It would be a tremendous debut for Brady to do it, but that's as likely as me building a time machine in the next four seconds.
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Well right, and also him being firmly aligned on the other side. Most powerful QB that could do this would be ... I just googled starting QBs and I have no idea. They’re all either not white or white and mostly bland as shit relative to talent level. There’s no “whoa fuck Mike Trout / Connor McDavid said what???” level potential name.
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Can you explain this one? This seems like an interesting point, but the reference is lost on me. I know they are star baseball and hockey players...
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Unless I’m missing your point, isn’t Aaron Rodgers the clear answer?mister d wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 10:08 pm Well right, and also him being firmly aligned on the other side. Most powerful QB that could do this would be ... I just googled starting QBs and I have no idea. They’re all either not white or white and mostly bland as shit relative to talent level. There’s no “whoa fuck Mike Trout / Connor McDavid said what???” level potential name.
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Sure. So would someone even like Matthew Stafford, but they're both MAGA turds.Joe K wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 11:00 pmUnless I’m missing your point, isn’t Aaron Rodgers the clear answer?mister d wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 10:08 pm Well right, and also him being firmly aligned on the other side. Most powerful QB that could do this would be ... I just googled starting QBs and I have no idea. They’re all either not white or white and mostly bland as shit relative to talent level. There’s no “whoa fuck Mike Trout / Connor McDavid said what???” level potential name.
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Isn't Mike Trout famously under the radar to non-baseball folks for someone of such immense talent?mister d wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 10:08 pm Well right, and also him being firmly aligned on the other side. Most powerful QB that could do this would be ... I just googled starting QBs and I have no idea. They’re all either not white or white and mostly bland as shit relative to talent level. There’s no “whoa fuck Mike Trout / Connor McDavid said what???” level potential name.
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Rodgers grew up in a very conservative family but based on his comments on a variety of issues I think he’s a lot less likely to vote Republican than Brady or Brees, who are his two generational peers in terms of fame and accomplishments.
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I would say so. I've heard of him, think he is a power hitter, but wouldn't bet on it. I'm 95% sure he is white, but have no idea what he looks like, no idea what team he is on. McDavid I only know because of the thread that pops up periodically with his name. I think Bapo! thought he was going to be the greatest player ever when he was drafted. How'd that turn out?Gunpowder wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2020 6:04 amIsn't Mike Trout famously under the radar to non-baseball folks for someone of such immense talent?mister d wrote: ↑Thu May 28, 2020 10:08 pm Well right, and also him being firmly aligned on the other side. Most powerful QB that could do this would be ... I just googled starting QBs and I have no idea. They’re all either not white or white and mostly bland as shit relative to talent level. There’s no “whoa fuck Mike Trout / Connor McDavid said what???” level potential name.
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Aaron Rodgers is already a news item for what he says, it’s just not political. There’s no star QB I could find that has been silent on all fronts until now, where this would be a big moment to start talking.
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Cross Brees off the list.
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Don't you dare sully the great name of McDavid!The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri May 29, 2020 8:22 am I think Bapo! thought he was going to be the greatest player ever when he was drafted. How'd that turn out?
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He's in year 5 and you can't reasonably say "this guy definitely won't end up the best ever" so I think pretty solid. He's incredible on a shit franchise.
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I don;t know hockey but I was like it was a bit early to be saying that. Didn't he win an MVP already?
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I can absolutely tell you that I'll be kneeling during the anthem for the first game with fans allowed in Vegas.
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If I remember correctly, it was pre-draft he was saying "this kid could end up the best ever", right? Might be another fun spin-off in terms of players in your lifetime who at one point could reasonably be projected as potentially the best _______ ever.
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I just love this so much.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”