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The comment about Canada being invaded three times and never declaring war was my favorite.
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Found this doing research for work: http://archive.boston.com/yourtown/spec ... in_donuts/
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EdRomero wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2020 8:41 am Found this doing research for work: http://archive.boston.com/yourtown/spec ... in_donuts/
Awesome. We have like three Dunkinses here. And a hundred Starbucks.
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I don't understand the love for Dunkin's. Some of the sandwiches are palatable by fast-food standards, but the coffee is god awful.
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Rush2112 wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:44 am I don't understand the love for Dunkin's. Some of the sandwiches are palatable by fast-food standards, but the coffee is god awful.
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The app is wonderful and their customer service is much better than Starbucks.
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I think it is in MA because there's 75 other Dunkin's that you can hit up...we go to a DD every so often because the 5-year-old is addicted to chocolate doughnuts, but our local Dunks suuuuuucks.
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I generally don't like Dunkin (but can and will drink it if desperate, since they're everywhere in NJ - see above) but every so often during the Q I've run past one at just the right time and caught a whiff and couldn't help thinking it smelled great.
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Rush2112 wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:44 am I don't understand the love for Dunkin's. Some of the sandwiches are palatable by fast-food standards, but the coffee is god awful.
That's probably why a 'regulah' has 2 creams and a sugar packet.
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Sabo wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:53 am
Rush2112 wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:44 am I don't understand the love for Dunkin's. Some of the sandwiches are palatable by fast-food standards, but the coffee is god awful.
Co-sign.
Same. At the in-laws we'll drive 10-15 minutes for coffee (depending on which day of the week it is) rather than drink the Dunkin 2 minutes away. Just terrible, terrible coffee.
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Anyone who says they like DD's coffee doesn't like coffee, but likes 6 scoops of sugars in warm water and thinks it's DD's that they like. When forced to go there, I always ask for no sugar, because if you ask for 1 spoon, you get 4. I almost never put sugar in coffee, but DD's requires some. I also ask for a shot of espresso in their regular coffee (Turbo!) to make it more similar to actual coffee. This is a controversial stance to take in NJ, but bagel shop coffee almost all sucks, too. Very similar to DD in that it's weak ass coffee with too much milk and cream.
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Around here the best coffee is almost always starbucks. I will support the local shops when im around them but if Im just looking for coffee while out starbucks is the most reliable.
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The Sybian wrote: Tue Jun 09, 2020 3:26 pm Anyone who says they like DD's coffee doesn't like coffee, but likes 6 scoops of sugars in warm water and thinks it's DD's that they like. When forced to go there, I always ask for no sugar, because if you ask for 1 spoon, you get 4. I almost never put sugar in coffee, but DD's requires some. I also ask for a shot of espresso in their regular coffee (Turbo!) to make it more similar to actual coffee. This is a controversial stance to take in NJ, but bagel shop coffee almost all sucks, too. Very similar to DD in that it's weak ass coffee with too much milk and cream.
Same with Tim Horton's swill up here.

4,300 places to buy that coffee - roughly one per 8,000 Canadians.
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I don't know why, but this map drives home just how far east the northeast is. Maybe it's the lack of framing from Canada.
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Holy shit. Now I’m going to have nightmares.
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The rabbit hole awaits!

Fantastic stuff.
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Utah is so boring, its nickname is “Utah.”
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My wife is from Missouri. I guess I must have seen this map in my sleep. Because I also think of it as the puke state.
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Can you post the link to that? I'd love to zoom in.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Wed Sep 02, 2020 3:11 pm Can you post the link to that? I'd love to zoom in.
Right click > open image in new tab
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That's great.
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P.D.X. wrote: Fri Oct 09, 2020 4:49 pm North American English Dialects
Looking forward to reading this.
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Yeah, fuck the NJ style Sloppy Joe. Who named it?
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I guess it proves the point....but how is soup beans considered "weird"?
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Never even heard of sauerkraut balls. 45 years as a Hoosier and nothing. Sounds delicious.
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duff wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 6:38 am Never even heard of sauerkraut balls. 45 years as a Hoosier and nothing. Sounds delicious.
They’re quite popular in the Cleveland area, too. But I don’t remember them at all while growing up in Cincinnati, which is odd since Cincinnati is historically a German town.

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I’m sorry, but “biscuits with chocolate gravy” doesn’t sound weird. It sounds delicious.
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Lutefisk is prepared with lye.

What's wrong with these people?
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pruitt2 wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 7:53 am Lutefisk is prepared with lye.

What's wrong with these people?
Can't hide their lye-in prize.
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I've never heard of the grape-nuts ice cream, btw. Will have to defer to Ryan.
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There's one brand that I always see in the supermarket, but it's from Maine and I wouldn't have guessed it was regional/statetional beyond the fact that it's weird.
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Sabo wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 7:12 am
duff wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 6:38 am Never even heard of sauerkraut balls. 45 years as a Hoosier and nothing. Sounds delicious.
They’re quite popular in the Cleveland area, too. But I don’t remember them at all while growing up in Cincinnati, which is odd since Cincinnati is historically a German town.

One of the golf courses around here sells the walking taco. I’ve never been desperate enough to eat one.
According to my Google search, sauerkraut balls are from Akron, OH. Never heard of most of these things, willing to try most, even if they sound a bit gross.
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Ryan wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:17 am There's one brand that I always see in the supermarket, but it's from Maine and I wouldn't have guessed it was regional/statetional beyond the fact that it's weird.
Oooo ... I've never heard of this but as a kid we'd put corn flakes on ice cream so that's kinda similar?
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 9:14 am I've never heard of the grape-nuts ice cream, btw. Will have to defer to Ryan.
I was poor as a youngster living in MI. Definitely put food coloring and sugar on snow MANY times. It's actually pretty decent (just a snowcone or whatever you want to call shaved ice, really.)
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