Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
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So a woman posted a really cool video of a fox on her front walkway. A few seconds in, you see three nursing pups come out from under her and start play fighting. Super cute and really cool that she caught it.
Response:"I hope they stay safe forever."
Original Poster: "sorry, something ate one of the babies and left the head and backbone on the porch."
Response: "Not sure I needed to know that.
OP: "Like my husband said as he cleaned it up, it's the circle of life. Foxes are carnivores, so I will spare you the gruesome details of the other carcasses we are forced to deal with daily."
Response:"I hope they stay safe forever."
Original Poster: "sorry, something ate one of the babies and left the head and backbone on the porch."
Response: "Not sure I needed to know that.
OP: "Like my husband said as he cleaned it up, it's the circle of life. Foxes are carnivores, so I will spare you the gruesome details of the other carcasses we are forced to deal with daily."
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Just imagine he would still be alive if he didn’t use counterfeit money! Hmmmmm 🤭 I definitely think the cops were 100% wrong though
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Actually, I found out it was from 2016.
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Yep.
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Woman from my wife's version of the Swamp fucks up her asshole racist relative with surgical yet brutal precision:
https://globegazette.com/news/mason-cit ... f4d2f.html
https://globegazette.com/news/mason-cit ... f4d2f.html
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There's a female Swamp?Diamond wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:06 am Woman from my wife's version of the Swamp fucks up her asshole racist relative with surgical yet brutal precision:
https://globegazette.com/news/mason-cit ... f4d2f.html
Quite the take:
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At what point does it become fine with instead of debating these people we just tell them to fuck themselves? Because I've moved past that point several years ago.
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More fun with my Aunt...
I left the comment: Someone who sleeps with a porn star while his wife is home with their newborn isn't a good man.
I left the comment: Someone who sleeps with a porn star while his wife is home with their newborn isn't a good man.
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But that was BEFORE he found Jesus.DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 10:38 am More fun with my Aunt...
I left the comment: Someone who sleeps with a porn star while his wife is home with their newborn isn't a good man.
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What do any of those four people have to do with Donald Trump?DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 10:38 am More fun with my Aunt...
I left the comment: Someone who sleeps with a porn star while his wife is home with their newborn isn't a good man.
Or
... walk into a bar. And they all say "Damn, I hate Donald Trump."
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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The BEST pro-Trump "news!"
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Hilarious!Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:06 amWhat do any of those four people have to do with Donald Trump?DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 10:38 am More fun with my Aunt...
I left the comment: Someone who sleeps with a porn star while his wife is home with their newborn isn't a good man.
Or
... walk into a bar. And they all say "Damn, I hate Donald Trump."
Also, his hair is "Nature Boy Flair Blonde" in that shot.
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She's on a roll today:
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"you know he isn't going to fuck you, right?"
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its just continues...my Aunt posted this yesterday:
And, of course, I commented with the Snope link that says 'No...Gov Whitmer is not the niece of George Soros'
And, of course, I commented with the Snope link that says 'No...Gov Whitmer is not the niece of George Soros'
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I always wondered what they would all do when Soros dies and they couldn't go "SORRRROOOOOSSSSSS!!!!" for every one of life's problems but nice to see Bill Gates is being groomed for that role.
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That's become my default response.
DiS, your Aunt sounds like a peach. When was the last time she held a job or contributed to society in a meaningful way? I've got a guess but I'll hang up and listen.
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The best ones are when someone clearly just found out about Saul Alinsky.
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Well said.
Although the Jewish element of the theories will have to be filled somehow.
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Soros ticks the Jew box AND the Nazi box! How did Soros become the boogie man? It's like they make up stories to equal what the Koch Brothers actually do.
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He dares to fund human rights organizations - and I think the rise or Orban in Hungary (Soros is Hungarian) led to his demonization. He's an enemy of that fascist regime (no surprise considering he survived the Holocaust) and therefore makes an easy target as a rich Jew who stands against the eastern Europe default of xenophobia.The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:02 amSoros ticks the Jew box AND the Nazi box! How did Soros become the boogie man? It's like they make up stories to equal what the Koch Brothers actually do.
And never forget this... Giuliani claims he's 'more of a Jew' than Holocaust survivor George Soros
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She used to be a teacher...in Utah, but I would guess that she's been retired for at least 20 years now. My uncle passed away last year, and they've been living in some podunk little town in Southern Utah for a long time. They used to live in Ogden, but after her son, my cousin Wayne, got busted running a real estate ponzi scheme, they had to leave town.
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Friend of a Facebook friend (woman I've never met who lives in Atlanta - college friend of a good buddy) posted this...
So "democracy" means blind obedience. Oy...I would too after all the garbage the Dems and Media put him through...disrepectful spoiled ass stupid Americans...Thats what the world calls us because we got sell outs within our Democratic system who don't seem to understand how a Democracy works...we support our President weather you voted for him or not Hello!!!! My family died for those rights.
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Probably wasn't a very good college.Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:18 am Friend of a Facebook friend (woman I've never met who lives in Atlanta - college friend of a good buddy) posted this...
So "democracy" means blind obedience. Oy...I would too after all the garbage the Dems and Media put him through...disrepectful spoiled ass stupid Americans...Thats what the world calls us because we got sell outs within our Democratic system who don't seem to understand how a Democracy works...we support our President weather you voted for him or not Hello!!!! My family died for those rights.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Florida State.Shirley wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:27 amProbably wasn't a very good college.Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:18 am Friend of a Facebook friend (woman I've never met who lives in Atlanta - college friend of a good buddy) posted this...
So "democracy" means blind obedience. Oy...I would too after all the garbage the Dems and Media put him through...disrepectful spoiled ass stupid Americans...Thats what the world calls us because we got sell outs within our Democratic system who don't seem to understand how a Democracy works...we support our President weather you voted for him or not Hello!!!! My family died for those rights.
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LOLPruitt wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 11:17 amFlorida State.Shirley wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:27 amProbably wasn't a very good college.Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:18 am Friend of a Facebook friend (woman I've never met who lives in Atlanta - college friend of a good buddy) posted this...
So "democracy" means blind obedience. Oy...I would too after all the garbage the Dems and Media put him through...disrepectful spoiled ass stupid Americans...Thats what the world calls us because we got sell outs within our Democratic system who don't seem to understand how a Democracy works...we support our President weather you voted for him or not Hello!!!! My family died for those rights.
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ConfirmedPruitt wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 11:17 amFlorida State.Shirley wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:27 amProbably wasn't a very good college.Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:18 am Friend of a Facebook friend (woman I've never met who lives in Atlanta - college friend of a good buddy) posted this...
So "democracy" means blind obedience. Oy...I would too after all the garbage the Dems and Media put him through...disrepectful spoiled ass stupid Americans...Thats what the world calls us because we got sell outs within our Democratic system who don't seem to understand how a Democracy works...we support our President weather you voted for him or not Hello!!!! My family died for those rights.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Speaking of contradictory freedom morons, I know this is a bot so I'm not responding to it but it still made me facepalm because of course a ton of real people agree with this thought. You want to add an Amendment forcing state governments to follow ALL Federal laws to a document that already contains an Amendment explicitly providing "state's rights". These fuckin' people, man.
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They believe their Conservative principles so strongly, they are willing to throw them all away because it makes their man-baby President look bad at the hands of a Dem mayor. If people in Portland and Oregon don't like the Mayor and Governor's enforcement, they can vote them out. Unbelievable.
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No way in hell I'm going to show you what I just saw...
Woman from one of the dog groups I'm in (dedicated to "Potcakes" - rescue mutts from the Caribbean like my Izzy) woman posted this:
Like - extreme closeup in one shot.
I love dogs, so I understand the urge to keep your pup alive for as long as possible... but holy fuck...
And thanks for sharing Candice.
Woman from one of the dog groups I'm in (dedicated to "Potcakes" - rescue mutts from the Caribbean like my Izzy) woman posted this:
With 4 photos of her old dog and the MASSIVE tumour it has on its ass.Indy had a haircut today so now you can really see how big the tumor is 😩 I honestly don't know how he can still use the bathroom. Vets gave him a few weeks to live and it's been over a year now - miracle boy
Like - extreme closeup in one shot.
I love dogs, so I understand the urge to keep your pup alive for as long as possible... but holy fuck...
And thanks for sharing Candice.
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Numerous hash tags on a post kill me. I just unfollowed someone because they were so proud of their breakfast one of the hash tags was #eggs. Just fills me with a quick flash of anger that makes me want to punch something.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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I've noticed that a lot of local news reporters/anchors do this on tweets. and they also like to repeat the information verbatim in a quote tweet vs. a simple retweet. both drive me insane.
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You follow my brother in law on Facebook?Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Tue Jul 28, 2020 4:45 pmI've noticed that a lot of local news reporters/anchors do this on tweets. and they also like to repeat the information verbatim in a quote tweet vs. a simple retweet. both drive me insane.
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MAYBE I DO?!?!?!?!
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You must be #excited about my nephew's #fishing. #family
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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:03 pmYou must be #excited about my nephew... #f...ing. #family