SWAMPCRASH 2020 - Week Sixteen

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Ryan wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:34 pm Q7 - After transferring from Alabama, Jalen Hurts threw for 3,851 yards in his one season at Oklahoma. Name any quarterback that threw for more than 4000 yards in his career for the Sooners (8)

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Nate Hybl (1) - Bronto
Landry Jones (1) - Rush
Kyler Murray (1) - Chedda
Josh Heupel (4) - AB, Carwash, Giff, Rass
Baker Mayfield (5) - Bengal, BFJ, BSF, HaulCitgo, Syb
Jason White (5) - Diamond, DSafe, Gunpowder, Sabo, Shirley
Sam Bradford (12) - Brian, Cerrano, Duff, GoodKarma, Jerloma, NO3L, Nonlinear, PDX, Pruitt, Rex, Sancarlos, Wlu

INCORRECT (17)
Troy Aikman - LJam
No Answer - RSL
Barry Sanders - Mister D

LEFTOVERS
Cale "Please Stop Calling Me About My Brother" Gundy
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Breaking: Indianapoilis

Prominent GM of The Indianapolis Colts, BSF, is self reporting being credited a correct answer on Question 7 of Week 16 of the Swampcrash Season.

BSF, noted guy who knows nothing about College Football, responded "Uncle Rico" as a joke answer to Question 7 and was credited with the correct response of "Baker Mayfield", who while resembling Uncle Rico, has proven he can't throw a football over them there mountains. The error will cost BSF 12 points in the Week 16 matchup with Rass, likely leading to another humbling defeat, much like Baker Mayfield has experienced over the past several years.

This has been a live report from Indianapolis.....dododododdododododdo
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Brontoburglar wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:44 pm Be 6 points better than GPJ, EJ Manuel
That's gonna be a no.
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I just never ever forget that this article was a thing that existed:

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xp ... story.html


I got lucky though that it was ACC OR Big East. If it were just ACC I still would have picked Druckenmiller and been wrong af.
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BSF21 wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:47 pm
Ryan wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:34 pm Q7 - After transferring from Alabama, Jalen Hurts threw for 3,851 yards in his one season at Oklahoma. Name any quarterback that threw for more than 4000 yards in his career for the Sooners (8)

CORRECT
Nate Hybl (1) - Bronto
Landry Jones (1) - Rush
Kyler Murray (1) - Chedda
Josh Heupel (4) - AB, Carwash, Giff, Rass
Baker Mayfield (5) - Bengal, BFJ, BSF, HaulCitgo, Syb
Jason White (5) - Diamond, DSafe, Gunpowder, Sabo, Shirley
Sam Bradford (12) - Brian, Cerrano, Duff, GoodKarma, Jerloma, NO3L, Nonlinear, PDX, Pruitt, Rex, Sancarlos, Wlu

INCORRECT (17)
Troy Aikman - LJam
No Answer - RSL
Barry Sanders - Mister D

LEFTOVERS
Cale "Please Stop Calling Me About My Brother" Gundy
We break into this Swampcrash with an NCAA bulletin....dododododooododododooodododo

Breaking: Indianapoilis

Prominent GM of The Indianapolis Colts, BSF, is self reporting being credited a correct answer on Question 7 of Week 16 of the Swampcrash Season.

BSF, noted guy who knows nothing about College Football, responded "Uncle Rico" as a joke answer to Question 7 and was credited with the correct response of "Baker Mayfield", who while resembling Uncle Rico, has proven he can't throw a football over them there mountains. The error will cost BSF 12 points in the Week 16 matchup with Rass, likely leading to another humbling defeat, much like Baker Mayfield has experienced over the past several years.

This has been a live report from Indianapolis.....dododododdododododdo
Haha, I actually made the connection without even thinking twice..

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Nothing changed except the BSF-Rass game itself


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Legit tearing up at the selflessness shown at the end of that utterly meaningless game between the dregs of the league!
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Ryan wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:54 pm Nothing changed except the BSF-Rass game itselfImage

Legit tearing up at the selflessness shown at the end of that utterly meaningless game between the dregs of the league!
Ha! It absolutely cost me the game too. LoLz
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If Gardner Minshew was an answer, I wouldn't even fix it
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Gah, nice comeback, DSafe. I had 6 correct answers in my list for Q10 and chose the one I had that was wrong.
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Feels like I just kissed AB's sister.
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Or did I lose the tiebreaker?
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Sportsball does me in again :(
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Ryan wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:38 pm Q8 - FROM BRONTO - Name a NASCAR driver who has won more than 75 career Cup Series races (8)

CORRECT
The Late Dale Earnhardt (1) - PDX
Bobby Allison (2) - Bronto, Wlu
Richard Petty (2) - Carwash, Chedda
Jimmie Johnson (5) - Gunpowder, Jerloma, LJam, NO3L, Rex
Darrell Waltrip (5) - Brian, Cerrano, Duff, Giff, Sabo
Cale Yarborough (6) - AB, BSF, Diamond, GoodKarma, Sancarlos, Shirley
Jeff Gordon (10) - Bengal, BFJ, DSafe, HaulCitgo, Mister D, Nonlinear, Pruitt, Rass, RSL, Syb

INCORRECT (15)
Bill Elliott - Rush

LEFTOVERS
David Pearson
I wonder what the age breakdown is for those of us that answered Yarborough...has to be over a certain number.

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GoodKarma wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:15 pm
Ryan wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:38 pm Q8 - FROM BRONTO - Name a NASCAR driver who has won more than 75 career Cup Series races (8)

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The Late Dale Earnhardt (1) - PDX
Bobby Allison (2) - Bronto, Wlu
Richard Petty (2) - Carwash, Chedda
Jimmie Johnson (5) - Gunpowder, Jerloma, LJam, NO3L, Rex
Darrell Waltrip (5) - Brian, Cerrano, Duff, Giff, Sabo
Cale Yarborough (6) - AB, BSF, Diamond, GoodKarma, Sancarlos, Shirley
Jeff Gordon (10) - Bengal, BFJ, DSafe, HaulCitgo, Mister D, Nonlinear, Pruitt, Rass, RSL, Syb

INCORRECT (15)
Bill Elliott - Rush

LEFTOVERS
David Pearson
I wonder what the age breakdown is for those of us that answered Yarborough...has to be over a certain number.

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I pulled that average down but I come from a NASCAR lovin family. Grand dad loves to talk about the good ole days of Winston Cup.

The fact that Richard Petty is a 2 is yet another example of why this game is fucking stupid.
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AB closing in on home-field advantage in the NFC with the 10th-best weekly average score in the league.
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First time EJ Manuel has won anything for a Bills fan.
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L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:36 pm Shit. I thought Aikman started games at OU but left because of Switzer.
He did start some games at OU, but not many, and they weren't a passing team back then.
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Close game bengal. I thought for certain after my first two answers in the second half that I was doomed.
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brian wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:22 pm AB closing in on home-field advantage in the NFC with the 10th-best weekly average score in the league.
YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!

(And shoot, I was 3rd in my DIVISION until this week.)
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My question pulled me through but I did get the weekly low and went 10/10 I think so very solid round. No pop culture or music and a TV question I could handle.
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Shirley wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:47 pm I blew it on the last two questions. Beautiful.
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duff wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:38 pm Close game bengal. I thought for certain after my first two answers in the second half that I was doomed.
I went with rivers to stay away from the sure to be high point answers of Winston and Watson. Oops.
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rass wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 2:30 pm Big Swampcrash Failure
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Shirley wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:57 pm Gah, nice comeback, DSafe. I had 6 correct answers in my list for Q10 and chose the one I had that was wrong.
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That's my 3rd 1 point loss of the season. I also have a 1 point win.
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They’re called leaners
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Ryan wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 7:33 pm They’re called leaners
That's an immaculate joke.
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Gunpowder wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:51 pm I just never ever forget that this article was a thing that existed:

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xp ... story.html


I got lucky though that it was ACC OR Big East. If it were just ACC I still would have picked Druckenmiller and been wrong af.

I was in the same boat, but reversed. I thought Matt Ryan went to BC. I looked it up after submitting, and didn't realize BC was in the ACC, I thought they were Big East.
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And how the fuck is Who's the Boss a top 10 show for the entire decade? I mean, I watched it, but what horrible, pointless show! I thought I had a good week, but this is probably my worst score of the season by a lot.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:39 pm
Shirley wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:57 pm Gah, nice comeback, DSafe. I had 6 correct answers in my list for Q10 and chose the one I had that was wrong.
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The Sybian wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2020 11:20 am And how the fuck is Who's the Boss a top 10 show for the entire decade? I mean, I watched it, but what horrible, pointless show! I thought I had a good week, but this is probably my worst score of the season by a lot.
Not going to bother looking it up, but I'll bet that "Three's Company," "Laverne and Shirley" and "Happy Days" were in the top ten for the 70s. Equally as awful.
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The Sybian wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2020 11:20 am And how the fuck is Who's the Boss a top 10 show for the entire decade? I mean, I watched it, but what horrible, pointless show! I thought I had a good week, but this is probably my worst score of the season by a lot.
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sancarlos wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:36 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:36 pm Shit. I thought Aikman started games at OU but left because of Switzer.
He did start some games at OU, but not many, and they weren't a passing team back then.
Clearly...I thought about taking a risk there with Jamele Holieway but was afraid that they didn't throw enough. Turns out he didn't even get to 3K.
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Pruitt wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2020 11:42 am
The Sybian wrote: Sat Jun 20, 2020 11:20 am And how the fuck is Who's the Boss a top 10 show for the entire decade? I mean, I watched it, but what horrible, pointless show! I thought I had a good week, but this is probably my worst score of the season by a lot.
Not going to bother looking it up, but I'll bet that "Three's Company," "Laverne and Shirley" and "Happy Days" were in the top ten for the 70s. Equally as awful.
Not if you were under or around 10 years old when they aired. Comedy gold for that demo.
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Saw the bottom of that quote without seeing who it was from and knew it was fucking Pruitt.
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rass wrote: Sun Jun 21, 2020 6:12 pm Saw the bottom of that quote without seeing who it was from and knew it was fucking Pruitt.
I have made amends with the Michael Keaton crowd by writing about how he has become a really good actor.

But you want to discuss the greatness of "Three's Company," "Laverne and Shirley" and "Happy Days"? Seriously?

Man, I had a cat who thought those shows were beneath his intelligence.
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Shit you've been around the swamp that long?
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rass wrote: Sun Jun 21, 2020 6:12 pm Saw the bottom of that quote without seeing who it was from and knew it was fucking Pruitt.
Rass, Pruitt made that remark almost 7 years ago, we all remember it. No need to link to it. Seriously, how the hell do you remember such mundane posts? When I read through old threads, I think of wiseass remarks to posts, only to see I made the exact same joke further down the thread, with no memory of making the joke. I'm curious if I think of the joke because somewhere in my subconscious I remember making the joke, or if I am having a new thought of a remark that is remarkably similar to my thought from x years ago. Probably the former, but I always find it interesting.

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The link was to emphasize his history of elitist comedy takes in case anyone was unsure why I singled him out. I'm never letting him live the Keaton thing down, no matter how much he liked Birdman.
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