CUBE LIFE! Office Etiquette
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Have to do most of my meetings with video on now and have to catch myself before I start making wanking motions all the time.
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Our office is a disaster. We stopped working at the office on March 17 and finally today we have a call with the CEO. It's an absolute clusterfuck. The audio is poor, people struggling to call in, people can't mute their phones, I've already heard an F-Bomb. And they took questions earlier.
So why does this have to be live? Why isn't it just a recording since there's no Q&A. Why can't it be a slick recording sent to us?
So why does this have to be live? Why isn't it just a recording since there's no Q&A. Why can't it be a slick recording sent to us?
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If someone left a position in a department you were interested in, would you approach the hiring manager before or after it's re-posted?
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Before.degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue May 19, 2020 12:34 pm If someone left a position in a department you were interested in, would you approach the hiring manager before or after it's re-posted?
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Absolutely, why wait? If they think you are a good fit, why let them see other candidates before knowing you are interested? Maybe since you work for the government they will have to post the position anyways, but if not, any manager would be thrilled to fill a position without having to go through the recruitment process.Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Tue May 19, 2020 12:56 pmBefore.degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue May 19, 2020 12:34 pm If someone left a position in a department you were interested in, would you approach the hiring manager before or after it's re-posted?
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Is there such a thing as too soon? It was posted on the intranet that the person left on Thursday.
Why do I feel this is like dating? Why am I overthinking?
Why do I feel this is like dating? Why am I overthinking?
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The only weird mitigating factor here would be if you have dedicated internal recruiters who are presumably short on projects and might not want this to get handled too quickly?
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I mean, the only thing I can see is if there is an established procedure in terms of waiting until the job is officially posted to do any outreach. Some places, especially government entities, have to be very by the book for legal/statutory reasons.
Because if there is a process/procedure and you are bucking it, that would just be annoying to many managers. (raises hand)
Because if there is a process/procedure and you are bucking it, that would just be annoying to many managers. (raises hand)
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Because it is like dating...awkward conversations to start; trying to find common ground, etc.degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue May 19, 2020 2:36 pm Is there such a thing as too soon? It was posted on the intranet that the person left on Thursday.
Why do I feel this is like dating? Why am I overthinking?
The only too soon would be day that they left or maybe the day after, depending on circumstances. A new week definitely means game on so don't feel bad asking about it.
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We only have beer & wine...
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If only your company had given you a seminar or something.
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Unless the person died and you asked while the EMTs were still wheeling the body out, go for it.degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue May 19, 2020 2:36 pm Is there such a thing as too soon? It was posted on the intranet that the person left on Thursday.
Why do I feel this is like dating? Why am I overthinking?
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It's been a week since I reached out and no response, this really is like the dating game. Position has not been posted yet so they must be waiting for clearance or something. Or they are removing the position, but that would be stupid.
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My workplace has put yellow tape around everyone's desk. We will all be Les Nessman.
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How the flying fuck does everyone get the basic b.s. work lingo wrong? You "flesh it out". You do not "flush it out".
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I have recently seen multiple articles on legitimate websites (twice on the Athletic) say it is "pumping the breaks". I get that it doesn't get caught by your spellcheck, but come the fuck on. This is way beyond the workplace.
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Well this is an all-timer.
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We used to call our weekly product development meeting the "Flush" for a couple of years because one of the owners once used it that way and the name (making fun of him) stuck.
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You flush out a horrible idea during a brainstorm session.
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No bad ideas in a brainstorm!
(I always say that when I'm moderating one, but I always add "but you will be mocked and ridiculed for stupidity.")
(I always say that when I'm moderating one, but I always add "but you will be mocked and ridiculed for stupidity.")
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There are no stupid questions or stupid ideas, only stupid people.
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I am enjoying the "no confirmation of conference call time" thing going on with my current project.
Emailed yesterday to ask if 11am works, an older email I was not listed four separate times as possibilities. I replied 11am is fine, but I can do any of the suggested times. The other person adds that 11am is good.
Nothing since, of course.
Emailed yesterday to ask if 11am works, an older email I was not listed four separate times as possibilities. I replied 11am is fine, but I can do any of the suggested times. The other person adds that 11am is good.
Nothing since, of course.
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Is this a safe space?
I fucking hate Agile Program Management. Between the stupid daily 'virtual stand-ups' and the end of sprint cram sessions, it wears me out.
I fucking hate Agile Program Management. Between the stupid daily 'virtual stand-ups' and the end of sprint cram sessions, it wears me out.
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I've never heard praise for Agile.
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Even just calling them 'sprints' is maddening. I'm already working hard...now I'm supposed to be 'sprinting'?
And I don't know if this is Agile specific..but the whole 'User Story' vs 'Feature' vs 'Task' vs 'Defect' thing. Geez, just tell me what I'm supposed to be working on.
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Like any process, the implementation matters a lot more than the supposed rules. Agile is a great way to build software in many situations, but it doesn't fit them all. Actually, "Agile" itself isn't even a methodology, but really a set of ideas. Scrum is the most common implementation of Agile.
It can be used for lots of products, but it really makes most sense for web applications where you can easily deploy new versions regularly.
It can be used for lots of products, but it really makes most sense for web applications where you can easily deploy new versions regularly.
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Yeah, we use it as well. Once you get used to the terminology, it's not really too different from any other method of software development/project management, but it does a good job of being able to manage complex interconnected tasks required to develop new features and build out apps.Shirley wrote: ↑Wed Jul 15, 2020 2:44 pm Like any process, the implementation matters a lot more than the supposed rules. Agile is a great way to build software in many situations, but it doesn't fit them all. Actually, "Agile" itself isn't even a methodology, but really a set of ideas. Scrum is the most common implementation of Agile.
It can be used for lots of products, but it really makes most sense for web applications where you can easily deploy new versions regularly.
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I'm just salty because I got assigned a task, which was sized by a different developer, and it turned out to be a huge nightmare, and took me at least 3 times longer then was assigned. Made for a weekend of working and a couple of really late nights/early mornings.Shirley wrote: ↑Wed Jul 15, 2020 2:44 pm Like any process, the implementation matters a lot more than the supposed rules. Agile is a great way to build software in many situations, but it doesn't fit them all. Actually, "Agile" itself isn't even a methodology, but really a set of ideas. Scrum is the most common implementation of Agile.
It can be used for lots of products, but it really makes most sense for web applications where you can easily deploy new versions regularly.
Also...one of the Devs on my team was let go because he was 'having trouble meeting his goals'. Yikes..nothing like some anxiety to add to the mix.
I'm now being super generous about my time estimates. I don't want to be caught short again.
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Anyone with any experience in software development should be used to estimates sometimes being way off. It's expected. You can't judge someone's performance by that, especially when you're just talking about one data point. Now, if it happens every time ...DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Jul 15, 2020 6:03 pmI'm just salty because I got assigned a task, which was sized by a different developer, and it turned out to be a huge nightmare, and took me at least 3 times longer then was assigned. Made for a weekend of working and a couple of really late nights/early mornings.Shirley wrote: ↑Wed Jul 15, 2020 2:44 pm Like any process, the implementation matters a lot more than the supposed rules. Agile is a great way to build software in many situations, but it doesn't fit them all. Actually, "Agile" itself isn't even a methodology, but really a set of ideas. Scrum is the most common implementation of Agile.
It can be used for lots of products, but it really makes most sense for web applications where you can easily deploy new versions regularly.
Also...one of the Devs on my team was let go because he was 'having trouble meeting his goals'. Yikes..nothing like some anxiety to add to the mix.
I'm now being super generous about my time estimates. I don't want to be caught short again.
Totally Kafkaesque
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What's happening now is that every Dev on our team is tripling our estimates. That way if we get stuff done more quickly, we look like heroes!Shirley wrote: ↑Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:08 amAnyone with any experience in software development should be used to estimates sometimes being way off. It's expected. You can't judge someone's performance by that, especially when you're just talking about one data point. Now, if it happens every time ...DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Jul 15, 2020 6:03 pmI'm just salty because I got assigned a task, which was sized by a different developer, and it turned out to be a huge nightmare, and took me at least 3 times longer then was assigned. Made for a weekend of working and a couple of really late nights/early mornings.Shirley wrote: ↑Wed Jul 15, 2020 2:44 pm Like any process, the implementation matters a lot more than the supposed rules. Agile is a great way to build software in many situations, but it doesn't fit them all. Actually, "Agile" itself isn't even a methodology, but really a set of ideas. Scrum is the most common implementation of Agile.
It can be used for lots of products, but it really makes most sense for web applications where you can easily deploy new versions regularly.
Also...one of the Devs on my team was let go because he was 'having trouble meeting his goals'. Yikes..nothing like some anxiety to add to the mix.
I'm now being super generous about my time estimates. I don't want to be caught short again.
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FogBugz (company started by early Excel Program Manager, Joel on Software, Trello, StackExchange) had a neat featue that took orstarteginal estimates versus actual dev times. Over time it started to give some perspective to dev's ability to estimate work (both over and under).DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu Jul 16, 2020 11:13 amWhat's happening now is that every Dev on our team is tripling our estimates. That way if we get stuff done more quickly, we look like heroes!Shirley wrote: ↑Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:08 amAnyone with any experience in software development should be used to estimates sometimes being way off. It's expected. You can't judge someone's performance by that, especially when you're just talking about one data point. Now, if it happens every time ...DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Wed Jul 15, 2020 6:03 pmI'm just salty because I got assigned a task, which was sized by a different developer, and it turned out to be a huge nightmare, and took me at least 3 times longer then was assigned. Made for a weekend of working and a couple of really late nights/early mornings.Shirley wrote: ↑Wed Jul 15, 2020 2:44 pm Like any process, the implementation matters a lot more than the supposed rules. Agile is a great way to build software in many situations, but it doesn't fit them all. Actually, "Agile" itself isn't even a methodology, but really a set of ideas. Scrum is the most common implementation of Agile.
It can be used for lots of products, but it really makes most sense for web applications where you can easily deploy new versions regularly.
Also...one of the Devs on my team was let go because he was 'having trouble meeting his goals'. Yikes..nothing like some anxiety to add to the mix.
I'm now being super generous about my time estimates. I don't want to be caught short again.
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I'm a FogBugz fanboy, but I haven't been able to use it since MS bought the startup I was working at.
DiS, that kind of sizing calculus is also pretty common. And it's not necessarily wrong. Experienced devs learn over time that things often take longer than you think, so you learn how to properly pad estimates. That usually works out well. If you're just tripling numbers because of fear of reprisals, that's not a healthy environment and pretty quickly mgmt will learn to just discount the estimates anyway.
DiS, that kind of sizing calculus is also pretty common. And it's not necessarily wrong. Experienced devs learn over time that things often take longer than you think, so you learn how to properly pad estimates. That usually works out well. If you're just tripling numbers because of fear of reprisals, that's not a healthy environment and pretty quickly mgmt will learn to just discount the estimates anyway.
Totally Kafkaesque
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It certainly would be great to tell a vendor that their system is an absolute pile of fucking garbage (both my company and the vendor in question are cogs of a much bigger machine).
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Sitting on a coffee shop patio working today and a table near me has an older woman entrepreneur interviewing a young blonde girl for a marketing position. However, the 'interview' is entirely consisting of the older woman telling her about how awesome she is and what a fighter she is and her entire life/journey story. It's gone on for like an hour with the interviewee only nodding and agreeing. All I want to do is shout FUCKING RUN
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Startup I worked at interviewed me for like 4 hours and I got asked a single question. Most of it was just pitching me on their vision and why all companies would need to become tech companies. Great company to work for.P.D.X. wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:51 pm Sitting on a coffee shop patio working today and a table near me has an older woman entrepreneur interviewing a young blonde girl for a marketing position. However, the 'interview' is entirely consisting of the older woman telling her about how awesome she is and what a fighter she is and her entire life/journey story. It's gone on for like an hour with the interviewee only nodding and agreeing. All I want to do is shout FUCKING RUN
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Yeah, sometimes interviews are more like recruiting meetings. This is especially true of second/third/etc rounds. If this was an initial interview, it's certainly odd.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:26 pmStartup I worked at interviewed me for like 4 hours and I got asked a single question. Most of it was just pitching me on their vision and why all companies would need to become tech companies. Great company to work for.P.D.X. wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:51 pm Sitting on a coffee shop patio working today and a table near me has an older woman entrepreneur interviewing a young blonde girl for a marketing position. However, the 'interview' is entirely consisting of the older woman telling her about how awesome she is and what a fighter she is and her entire life/journey story. It's gone on for like an hour with the interviewee only nodding and agreeing. All I want to do is shout FUCKING RUN
Totally Kafkaesque
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I can see if the meeting was about what the company is doing and how awesome their ideas are and how they're going to change the world, but if it's just the interviewer gushing about themselves that seems odd.
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Could you do me a solid and change that post to ".. gushing about curry and themselves ..."?
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Did you get a good rundown of their failed marriages?wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:26 pmStartup I worked at interviewed me for like 4 hours and I got asked a single question. Most of it was just pitching me on their vision and why all companies would need to become tech companies. Great company to work for.P.D.X. wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:51 pm Sitting on a coffee shop patio working today and a table near me has an older woman entrepreneur interviewing a young blonde girl for a marketing position. However, the 'interview' is entirely consisting of the older woman telling her about how awesome she is and what a fighter she is and her entire life/journey story. It's gone on for like an hour with the interviewee only nodding and agreeing. All I want to do is shout FUCKING RUN
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No but that would not have shocked me looking back at that experience. My boss (CEO) was a certified lunatic. We had a great prescription drug plan but not an amazing overall healthcare plan due to his requirements.P.D.X. wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:57 pmDid you get a good rundown of their failed marriages?wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 3:26 pmStartup I worked at interviewed me for like 4 hours and I got asked a single question. Most of it was just pitching me on their vision and why all companies would need to become tech companies. Great company to work for.P.D.X. wrote: ↑Mon Jul 27, 2020 1:51 pm Sitting on a coffee shop patio working today and a table near me has an older woman entrepreneur interviewing a young blonde girl for a marketing position. However, the 'interview' is entirely consisting of the older woman telling her about how awesome she is and what a fighter she is and her entire life/journey story. It's gone on for like an hour with the interviewee only nodding and agreeing. All I want to do is shout FUCKING RUN