The OFFICIAL Irony thread

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That is one tough man.
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Pruitt wrote: Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:29 pm
That is one tough man.
I hope he gives some homemade sausage to the cops that saved his life.
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President Trump: "It's a very scary time for young men in America when you can be guilty of something you may not be guilty of. This is a very difficult time."
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MERRIMACK — A naked man accused of attacking police officers Friday night outside a hotel in Merrimack was arrested after being subdued with a Taser, officials said.

Richard Chase, 52, of Merrimack was arrested late Friday ...
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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That is the glowing chalice at the end of a long hallway of this thread.
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I miss J-Lo : (
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Gavin McInnes Sues Southern Poverty Law Center for Branding Proud Boys ‘Hate Group’
In the lawsuit, McInnes blames the SPLC’s “hate group” designation for the Proud Boys for everything from his being kicked off of PayPal, Facebook, and Twitter, to criticism from his own neighbors in a tony New York suburb.
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mister d wrote: Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:50 pm I miss J-Lo : (
Aw.
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Londonderry woman sues over fall at

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Jesus...No!
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Women's wheelchair push race winner's name is Manuela Schaer??
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Ryan wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:23 am Londonderry woman sues over fall at

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Around here we just call it, Derry.
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The charlatan who got elected to the Oval office mainly because people think he's a great businessman is objectively the worst businessman in the country.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Saying "Capice?" to someone who doesn't understand the loanword? Or would it have to be in an email written to a native Italian who is illiterate?
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Suspicious Package Investigation at New Rochelle Station
The call about the suspicious package was made at one of the MTA"s new Help Point intercoms. Only problem: The packages in question were more of the same help centers used to actually make the call.
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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Drogue No!
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It is interesting that Maradona's shirt doesn't have the exclamation point for emphasis.
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Pruitt wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2019 5:07 pm It is interesting that Maradona's shirt doesn't have the exclamation point for emphasis.
He snorted it
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+ redundant strike-thru. It already says "no"!
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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Today is both the National Day of Prayer and also the National Day of Reason.
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Isn't that just the same as Columbus Day being the same day as Indigenous Peoples Day?
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brian wrote: Thu May 07, 2020 1:04 pm Isn't that just the same as Columbus Day being the same day as Indigenous Peoples Day?
Ha. Yes. I didn't even know that was a thing.
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“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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'Rush To Judgment' you say?
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$5 says that there's at least one swastika inked on those cro-magnons.
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Birds don’t suck. They lack the necessary anatomical structures to do so.
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Mon Jul 06, 2020 3:25 pm
lol
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But if I had replied to DSG here that would have been super confusing.
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rass wrote: Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:06 am But if I had replied to DSG here that would have been super confusing.
Yes, this makes things super clear!
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A_B wrote: Tue Jul 28, 2020 7:08 am
rass wrote: Tue Jul 28, 2020 6:06 am But if I had replied to DSG here that would have been super confusing.
Yes, this makes things super clear!
I got you, rass.
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