I like PepPruitt wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 8:32 pmI hate everything about that team.govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 1:08 pm All of these soccer kits are horrendous, but the paisley takes the cake.
Uniforms, Logos, and Such
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KDB is a boss...govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 9:23 pmI like PepPruitt wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 8:32 pmI hate everything about that team.govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri May 22, 2020 1:08 pm All of these soccer kits are horrendous, but the paisley takes the cake.
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De Bruyne is fantastic.
I was referring to the fact that the team's existence as a top squad is because a regressive dictatorship decided to launch a charm offensive.
I was referring to the fact that the team's existence as a top squad is because a regressive dictatorship decided to launch a charm offensive.
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I don’t follow soccer all that much, so these kits have to be a joke, right?
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Dortmund did a little teaser of their new kit....looks like they may have gotten Zubaz to sponsor.
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Kinda like Chelsea's new kit and sponsor. Not sure they need the sprinkles on them, but the light color works on TV (especially with the stripe).
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Canadian Premier League releases all 8 away kits for this year, black across the board with some kind of city icon for each one. York's (green) is just a map :)
I generally hate league-wide templates but for a short tournament of a season I think it's fine. Plus I still like black jerseys even though that's not cool anymore.
closer look
I generally hate league-wide templates but for a short tournament of a season I think it's fine. Plus I still like black jerseys even though that's not cool anymore.
closer look
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Like the jerseys, hate the "3" logo on the front of them.
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Those look great.
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Not a Chance the Rapper fan?
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Guess not. I don't get the reference. (And honestly, I don't remember what Three even is.)
Totally Kafkaesque
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I think the 3 is a telecom company, and Chance wore their hats like a uniform back when he was the hotness.
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HOLY HELL I NEED A SHIRT STAT
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To quote both Bruce Prichard and Tony Schiavone, "Fuck Duff Meltzer."
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Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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Those are bangin'.
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:o
i literally thought WhataBurger was completely made up by David Foster Wallace in Infinite Jest. Had no idea it was/is real.
(I've made numerous offhand "oh i ate at WhataBurger" cracks over the years if I couldn't remember the name of a place (that are obviously not funny).)
i literally thought WhataBurger was completely made up by David Foster Wallace in Infinite Jest. Had no idea it was/is real.
(I've made numerous offhand "oh i ate at WhataBurger" cracks over the years if I couldn't remember the name of a place (that are obviously not funny).)
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I did not know MD had a NAHL Junior Hockey team, but like their jerseys.
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A ridiculous promotion video for Avangard Omsk!
Not sure what my favorite part is. Bob Hartley is truly the new Billy Mays.
Not sure what my favorite part is. Bob Hartley is truly the new Billy Mays.
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Wow, adds 100 points of speed AND doubles as a nightgown for your lady!
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What the fuck
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Zebra chic
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My summer league lacrosse team that was made up off all the refs had something very similar. Well even ours actually looked better than that.
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21st Century Zubazz
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No one looks happy in that new Man U kit.
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The fact that the stripes disconnect from each other takes them another two levels past horrible.
(Also, Beckham is very clearly trying not to show much.)
(Also, Beckham is very clearly trying not to show much.)
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Having him pose with it on will certainly help with sales. Dude can't help being devastatingly handsome.
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Chelsea needs to try that with Giroud and their awful new third kit.
(still better than ManU's though)
(still better than ManU's though)
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The Athletic piece about the zebra kit implied that they weren't going to wear the zebra shorts with the zebra shirt. That may help it a little.
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Was thinking about this while watching football this weekend.
Why don't any teams go matte instead of high gloss football helmets? Or Chrome them out? It would just give them a different look to shake up the uniform in a dramatic way (which is hard for football). Guess hockey has not gone chrome or matte either. Maybe it is a TV thing or indoor lighting issue for hockey.
Why don't any teams go matte instead of high gloss football helmets? Or Chrome them out? It would just give them a different look to shake up the uniform in a dramatic way (which is hard for football). Guess hockey has not gone chrome or matte either. Maybe it is a TV thing or indoor lighting issue for hockey.
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CU has an alt helmet that's matte.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Once again proving that no one cares about Jacksonville.
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UK has a chrome and a couple of Matte options.
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Matte has been all the rage for a few years now.