Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Why would you get out of the car????
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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I love how they're just speeding up the film for every form of transportation used thus far except the helicopter.
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Is that fucking Prison Mike??
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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The complete lack of geographical continuity is killing me.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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"I'll drive and tell you how to shoot, you shoot and tell me how to drive."
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Not sure we yet know who the "Samurai Cop" is? (I mean we can guess.)
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Not for nothing, but that's a bad ass Rape Van.
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Aw man
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Quick let's save this guy who we spent the last 20 minutes trying to kill.

Who is also a completely different guy after he caught on fire.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Your entire body catching on fire as it often does after an accident.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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I was in college in 1991 and can tell you this was about as hot as women's underwear got then.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Is she on GHB?
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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TITTTIEEEESSSS~!!!!!!!



I mean, seriously. Least hot sex scene ever?
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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There will never be a better sex scene than the sex scene with MacGruber and Vicki in MacGruber. I will not argue this.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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The tall guy with the ponytail looks like he should be a professional wrestler.

ETA: To be fair, blond mullet is probably his tag team partner.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Wait.. Why are these guys on some separate weird dub thing?

Um. Joe Marshall?

Jeesuz fucking christ. The Gas Chamber..
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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I don't like the way he treats his girlfriend with the big boobs and no discernable personality traits.
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brian wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:26 pm There will never be a better sex scene than the sex scene with MacGruber and Vicki in MacGruber. I will not argue this.
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Tremendous job not matching the shirt and pants for the police officer with the giant baton.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Was that Troy Aikman?
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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fwiw, this scene with the nurse is considered one of the main things that spawned the movie's cult following.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Why couldn't Red just kill this guy herself?
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Because assassinating a guy in a full-body cast isn't a job for one person.
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All of these close ups are great
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:32 pm Because assassinating a guy in a full-body cast isn't a job for one person.
Not one in those heels, no.
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Not for nothing, but the Key Grip is earning his fucking pay here.
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I made my wife watch this with me by the way. She's not impressed, but her taste in movies mostly sucks.
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Guessing DSafe's wife has checked out by now.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:35 pm Guessing DSafe's wife has checked out by now.
I had to tell her not to choke laughing so hard.
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Curiously that getaway car had Nevada plates.
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Hey.... Wait a minute!!
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They so obviously filmed this black guy's scenes separately.
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Lots of reaction shots of the partner.
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So many heads and limbs!!!

One more week, goddamit!
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I love the tough-ass seargent actually liking the kiss on the forehead.
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Baby... I'm always in.
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"Katana" is Japanese for "Japanese sword." Also, "sword" is English for "English sword."
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Sadly, my wife missed "I may stop by, so keep it warm", so I can't use that in jest this weekend.
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I feel like "keep it warm" should qualify for "he said the thing" status.
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