Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:20 pm

Stealthy AF!!!

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:20 pm

Why would you get out of the car????

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:21 pm

I love how they're just speeding up the film for every form of transportation used thus far except the helicopter.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:21 pm

Is that fucking Prison Mike??

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:22 pm

The complete lack of geographical continuity is killing me.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:22 pm

"I'll drive and tell you how to shoot, you shoot and tell me how to drive."

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:22 pm

Not sure we yet know who the "Samurai Cop" is? (I mean we can guess.)

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:23 pm

Not for nothing, but that's a bad ass Rape Van.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:23 pm

Aw man

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:23 pm

Quick let's save this guy who we spent the last 20 minutes trying to kill.

Who is also a completely different guy after he caught on fire.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:23 pm

Your entire body catching on fire as it often does after an accident.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:24 pm

I was in college in 1991 and can tell you this was about as hot as women's underwear got then.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:25 pm

Is she on GHB?

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:25 pm

TITTTIEEEESSSS~!!!!!!!

I mean, seriously. Least hot sex scene ever?

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:26 pm

There will never be a better sex scene than the sex scene with MacGruber and Vicki in MacGruber. I will not argue this.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:26 pm

The tall guy with the ponytail looks like he should be a professional wrestler.

ETA: To be fair, blond mullet is probably his tag team partner.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:27 pm

Wait.. Why are these guys on some separate weird dub thing?

Um. Joe Marshall?

Jeesuz fucking christ. The Gas Chamber..

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:28 pm

I don't like the way he treats his girlfriend with the big boobs and no discernable personality traits.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:29 pm

brian wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:26 pm There will never be a better sex scene than the sex scene with MacGruber and Vicki in MacGruber. I will not argue this.

Let me do the talking

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:29 pm

Tremendous job not matching the shirt and pants for the police officer with the giant baton.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:29 pm

Was that Troy Aikman?

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:29 pm

fwiw, this scene with the nurse is considered one of the main things that spawned the movie's cult following.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:31 pm

Why couldn't Red just kill this guy herself?

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:32 pm

Because assassinating a guy in a full-body cast isn't a job for one person.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:32 pm

All of these close ups are great

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:33 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:32 pm Because assassinating a guy in a full-body cast isn't a job for one person.

Not one in those heels, no.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:34 pm

Not for nothing, but the Key Grip is earning his fucking pay here.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:35 pm

I made my wife watch this with me by the way. She's not impressed, but her taste in movies mostly sucks.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:35 pm

Guessing DSafe's wife has checked out by now.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:36 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:35 pm Guessing DSafe's wife has checked out by now.

I had to tell her not to choke laughing so hard.

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:36 pm

Curiously that getaway car had Nevada plates.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:36 pm

Hey.... Wait a minute!!

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:37 pm

They so obviously filmed this black guy's scenes separately.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:37 pm

Lots of reaction shots of the partner.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:37 pm

So many heads and limbs!!!

One more week, goddamit!

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:38 pm

I love the tough-ass seargent actually liking the kiss on the forehead.

Nonlinear FC · Post by **Nonlinear FC** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:39 pm

Baby... I'm always in.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:39 pm

"Katana" is Japanese for "Japanese sword." Also, "sword" is English for "English sword."

Post by **brian** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:39 pm

Sadly, my wife missed "I may stop by, so keep it warm", so I can't use that in jest this weekend.

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:40 pm

I feel like "keep it warm" should qualify for "he said the thing" status.