Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Johnny Carwash wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:39 pm "Katana" is Japanese for "Japanese sword." Also, "sword" is English for "English sword."
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Um, that cop’s nose???
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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They filmed this restaurant scene in at least three different places, maybe as many as five.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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This movie seems to have resulted from a heated discussion revolving around the phrase "I could write a better version of 'Lethal Weapon'."
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"Wait, so he called the yazuka boss a 'geek'"?
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Can't help but put his balls out for a white girl.
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Tremendous comic relief after that tense confrontation.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Not enough casual racism yet.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Guys, this guy is supposed to be gay, hope that helps.
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That's, like the wierdest racist thing ever.
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It's a good thing I'm not in charge of in-game presentation for a football team, because I would absolutely re-film that scene with the bad guy sending all of his heavies out to fight the "heroes" with the offensive and defensive lines.
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These henchmen are so courteous the way they attack one at a time.
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If they had guns, why not just shoot these fuckers in the first place?
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OH SHIT
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I love how the soundtrack is very 1985.
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Did it ever occur to these guys to call for backup?
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET

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Note that this isn't the last time the dialogue goes out of its way to inform us that parts of the black guy's anatomy are, in fact, black.
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It's called Cone of Silence.
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The guy who played the captain in Beverly Hills Cop was an actual Detroit cop and he was Pacino compared to this guy.
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I guess they had to save the caprice so it could get shot up in this scene which explains why the van guys missed it completely
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This dude is a horn dog.
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Great mounted lion's head.
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This guy aced the sexual harassment part of samurai training.
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Wait... Are they gonna fuck??
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If you had tried to re-make this movie well a couple years after its release, John C. McGinley would have been your star.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2020 8:50 pm Great mounted lion's head.
She just had it stuffed.
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If I had Jeff Bezos money I would do shit like shoot a shot for shot, word for word remake of this or The Room with A-list stars just to see what would turn out.
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"Roots" is prominently placed on the bookshelf.
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Q: What's my motivation?

A: To wave a baseball bat in the least-menacing way possible.
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Pause after this scene where he's handcuffing the guy.
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I need a break from all the testosterone pumping through my veins.
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Alright, pause here. Start again at 10:05.
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10:05 it is.
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So is Dave Matthews a fan of this movie? I actually prefer the mystery there I think, so no one tell me.
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First VGK game in 4.5 months just faced off, but thank Satan for DVRs.
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And we're back.
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"The usual police routine" refering to storming the wrong house is especially timely.
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Coke Nose Johnson doesn’t appreciate all this dick and sex talk
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Nagel paintings on the wall is perfect.
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I rarely say this about any movie because I really do respect how hard a business it is, but I'm pretty sure I could have done a better job of set design for this movie and don't give two shits about design.
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