Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Sweet fuckin' Defender full size arcade game in this yazuka apartment.
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Everything on the walls looks like it came from an Aaron Brothers "pre-framed prints" display.
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That DEfender arcade unit is probably worth a mint.
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I once got like 10,000,000 on Defender. True story. Played for like two hours or something like that. It was insane. The run of a lifetime.
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With a name like "Samurai Cop" we were promised some martial arts I guess.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
So the bald Japanese guy was the movie's stunt/martial arts coordinator and maybe the only person involved in the production who wasn't terrible at their job.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
I'll be disappointed if the movie doesn't end with a faceoff between Samurai Cop and the main yazuka guy I guess.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Chekhov’s throwing stars
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
And his partners pants keep changing colors
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
This black guy is the worst cop ever.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
The shot from underneath the glass table is the most artistic thing in the movie.
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Which NFL OL do you cast for the white heavy in the yakuza for the remake?
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Japanese crime lord with a gang from a 70s blaxploitation movie on speed dial apparently.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
I'm sure they paid to have the Roger Rabbit on the door.
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“New York”Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:15 pm Japanese crime lord with a gang from a 70s blaxploitation movie on speed dial apparently.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Break his legs, huh?
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
That was a bizarre cut.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Carpet doesn't match the drapes, unfortunately.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
The way a long-haired guy pulls it back into a pony tail when he wants to look "classy" is peak 1991.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Doesn’t help that the drapes change color from scene to scene.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
If they actually paid for a permit to shoot in Beverly HIlls, it may have been the largest expenditure of the budget.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
They wore the same bathing suit, how embarassing.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Malibu, too?DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:19 pm If they actually paid for a permit to shoot in Beverly HIlls, it may have been the largest expenditure of the budget.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
It's odd that they have the same length hair.
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Yikes, don't cut the black guy's didk off. More racism.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
The cute blond GF tangentially related to the bad guy died for hanging out with the cop who lives at the beach in LW2.
But was it 2 or 3 where all of the cops died? Murtagh on the toilet was 3, right?
But was it 2 or 3 where all of the cops died? Murtagh on the toilet was 3, right?
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Esther Williams-esque dive there.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
I feel like Beverly Hills was more expensive. Looked like they were shooting right by downtown on Santa Monica Blvd.brian wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:23 pmMalibu, too?DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Jul 30, 2020 9:19 pm If they actually paid for a permit to shoot in Beverly HIlls, it may have been the largest expenditure of the budget.
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Murtaugh toilet was 1 or 2 I'm pretty sure. All the cops died in 2 IIRC.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
I wasn't expecting this to pass the Bechdel Test or anything, but it's pretty clear it was written by an Iranian.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
I'm not saying, I'm just saying. (This is a personal sore point because a friend of mine is dating an Iranian misogynistic asshole, so...)
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Is this the back beat from the Cars "You're Not the One"?
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
They're making out like they met four minutes ago.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
They call that shot “ass to ass” in the biz
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
If it was actually possible to take off a woman's bikini like that, it would be the smoothest move in the world.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
My wife: Sure, take her shirt off, but don't touch her.
Me: He's a gentleman samurai cop.
Wife: He's a gay samurai cop.
Me: It would explain a lot.
Me: He's a gentleman samurai cop.
Wife: He's a gay samurai cop.
Me: It would explain a lot.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
I feel like the sex scenes in The Room are funnier. For whatever it's worth.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
It's pretty hilarious when you think about that the cop is in danger because he's goldbricking instead of doing his job.
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Re: Swamp Quarantine Movie Night - Samurai Cop (1991) , Thursday, July 30, 9 PM ET
Another underrated angle is the legit stunts out of place in the movie like the guy on fire and the guy falling backwards into the pool after being shot.
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