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Oh I don't care at all no matter what the score is. It just doesn't make sense why this blew up over this particular home run. Who do the Padres have in the bullpen, Pedro and Walter Johnson?
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Book it that you'll see the same manager start warming his closer up with a 5 or 6 run lead someday soon.
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The Padres manager even said she shouldn't have been swinging. But If he grounds into a DP, the pitcher gets lauded for "working out of a jam to keep it close" or some stupid shit
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Both managers. I would fire the Padres manager before lunch.
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Rex wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:37 am Both managers. I would fire the Padres manager before lunch.
Yup. Fuck that guy.
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A_B wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:22 am Anyone with a problem with Tatis swinging on 3-0 can eat a bag of dicks.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:51 am
A_B wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:22 am Anyone with a problem with Tatis swinging on 3-0 can eat a bag of dicks.
I bet you change your mind when I bench you for a week for doing it in OOTP.
A hill I'll die on. My knees hurt anyway.
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BENCH HIM
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This is hilarious:

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Rex wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:32 am Oh I don't care at all no matter what the score is. It just doesn't make sense why this blew up over this particular home run. Who do the Padres have in the bullpen, Pedro and Walter Johnson?
Pedro Johnson? Was he any good?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Not quite as good as Randy Martinez.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 2:12 pm
Rex wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:32 am Oh I don't care at all no matter what the score is. It just doesn't make sense why this blew up over this particular home run. Who do the Padres have in the bullpen, Pedro and Walter Johnson?
Pedro Johnson? Was he any good?
I looked up Pedro Johnson on BBref to troll. Alas, there was none.
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So, no singing Kumbaya together in the Indians' clubhouse?
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Please do not follow Clay Travis.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Tue Aug 18, 2020 6:34 pm Please do not follow Clay Travis.
Yeah, and try to avoid giving outkick.com any clicks if possible.

ETA: I had to see it, so I'll save y'all the trouble, but what the fuck does this mean exactly?
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Italics mine. Why is this lunacy exactly during a pandemic? Fuck these assholes.
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Yeah what is that shit. I've done that everyday since day 1 of the shutdown.
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Guys, stop. He’s defending white dudes and his previous Covid takes against two or more Latino players and “libs” in general. See:

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Anyone that has a problem with Tatis stealing 3rd up six in the motherfucking 4th inning can eat a bag of dicks.
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If the game is truly over to the point of one team having to not try due to unwritten rules, they should end the game at that point.
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Exactly
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Maybe we are rid of Thom Brennamen now...hot mic ahead of a rejoin during Game 1 tonite:

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Well that will do that.
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Nice to see my pure hatred of him further justified, I guess.
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You would hope so.
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Just watch.

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And...he gone (or off air during game 2 anyway):

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you're not supposed to swing when the guy is apologizing
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Rex wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2020 8:34 pm you're not supposed to swing when the guy is apologizing
Fucking Tatis.
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I needed an Amir Garrett jersey just off of his one man charge of the Piartes dugout last year - and now this just makes it more urgent:

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Garrett seems to be a man of conviction for sure.

I was probably on the “eh he isn’t great but he’s a legacy” side of the argument for thom before but yeah. This is untenable.
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and in more utterly predictable news, i see Kurt Schilling has already referred to "cancel culture" and called TB one of the most thoughtful men he's ever met.
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MaxWebster wrote: Thu Aug 20, 2020 6:54 am and in more utterly predictable news, i see Kurt Schilling has already referred to "cancel culture" and called TB one of the most thoughtful men he's ever met.
I AM pretty thoughtful, though I've never met Schilling. I guess I will accept the plaudits...
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Can anyone recall bengal's thoughts on Derek Lowe? I want to make a deep-cut Swamp joke.
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rass wrote: Thu Aug 20, 2020 7:46 am Can anyone recall bengal's thoughts on Derek Lowe? I want to make a deep-cut Swamp joke.
What the hell was that thread even about? I am so old, I can't even remember now. Was it whether he was good?
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