Hurricane Laura

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A trip down memory lane ...

And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Definitely the nws bulletin I remember most. Seems like there was a mention of dead and/or flying livestock somewhere.
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This is one way to turn Louisiana blue.

Anyhoo, a republican shitheel is president and a huge hurricane is barreling down. What could go wrong? And we're evacuating B-52s so you know it's really, really bad.

Luckily, I'm nowhere near there these days. Godspeed, Louisiana.

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Are those B-52s taking off to "escape damage" or going to drop nukes in the eye? We won't let anyone know if you wanna leak a little info "John."
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Lake Charles about to take a direct hit. It’s going to be pure devastation Thursday.
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brian wrote: ↑Thu Aug 27, 2020 1:17 am Lake Charles about to take a direct hit. It’s going to be pure devastation Thursday.
I'm sure Trump will show America during the RNC how much he cares about the devastation and loss of life.


ETA: Better yet, I'm waiting to hear how he spins this to say the hurricane is a Democrat hoax to make him look bad. Guaranteed. Accuse the Dems for playing politics when Trump refuses to do anything to help the victims. While he claims victory, like after the derecho in Iowa. They ask for $3 Billion in aid, he provides something like $15 million, only to fix damaged federal government property, then brags that he gave Iowa everything they asked for.
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Already ahead of you with the mismanagement...

Trump Looted $44 Billion FEMA’s Disaster Relief Fund in the Middle of a Record-Setting Hurricane Season
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Well if nothing else it will wipe out enough oil and gas infrastructure that people will know it’s real
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Hahahahahahaa.

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So is God a member of ANTIFA?
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missed me completely in case anyone was wondering
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Glad to hear it. Completely missed my peeps in Houston as well.
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Do we need to ask if Giff is okay? Wouldn't be the first fantasy football draft he's almost missed due to a hurricane.
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That was my championship draft too. Completely obliterated.
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