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Pruitt wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 8:32 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 1:08 pm All of these soccer kits are horrendous, but the paisley takes the cake.
I hate everything about that team.
I like Pep
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govmentchedda wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 9:23 pm
Pruitt wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 8:32 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Fri May 22, 2020 1:08 pm All of these soccer kits are horrendous, but the paisley takes the cake.
I hate everything about that team.
I like Pep
KDB is a boss...
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De Bruyne is fantastic.

I was referring to the fact that the team's existence as a top squad is because a regressive dictatorship decided to launch a charm offensive.
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I don’t follow soccer all that much, so these kits have to be a joke, right?
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Dortmund did a little teaser of their new kit....looks like they may have gotten Zubaz to sponsor.
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Kinda like Chelsea's new kit and sponsor. Not sure they need the sprinkles on them, but the light color works on TV (especially with the stripe).
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Canadian Premier League releases all 8 away kits for this year, black across the board with some kind of city icon for each one. York's (green) is just a map :)

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I generally hate league-wide templates but for a short tournament of a season I think it's fine. Plus I still like black jerseys even though that's not cool anymore.

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wlu_lax6 wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:09 pm Kinda like Chelsea's new kit and sponsor. Not sure they need the sprinkles on them, but the light color works on TV (especially with the stripe).
Like the jerseys, hate the "3" logo on the front of them.
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Those look great.
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Shirley wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:04 pm
wlu_lax6 wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:09 pm Kinda like Chelsea's new kit and sponsor. Not sure they need the sprinkles on them, but the light color works on TV (especially with the stripe).
Like the jerseys, hate the "3" logo on the front of them.
Not a Chance the Rapper fan?
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govmentchedda wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:05 pm
Shirley wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2020 2:04 pm
wlu_lax6 wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:09 pm Kinda like Chelsea's new kit and sponsor. Not sure they need the sprinkles on them, but the light color works on TV (especially with the stripe).
Like the jerseys, hate the "3" logo on the front of them.
Not a Chance the Rapper fan?
Guess not. I don't get the reference. (And honestly, I don't remember what Three even is.)
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I think the 3 is a telecom company, and Chance wore their hats like a uniform back when he was the hotness.
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Bandwagon fan of the 2023 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
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Those are bangin'.
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A_B wrote: Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:53 amThose are bangin'.
Oh yes. I bought one.
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:o

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(I've made numerous offhand "oh i ate at WhataBurger" cracks over the years if I couldn't remember the name of a place (that are obviously not funny).)
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I did not know MD had a NAHL Junior Hockey team, but like their jerseys.
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A ridiculous promotion video for Avangard Omsk!



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Wow, adds 100 points of speed AND doubles as a nightgown for your lady!
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What the fuck
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Zebra chic
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My summer league lacrosse team that was made up off all the refs had something very similar. Well even ours actually looked better than that.
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Holy shit, I hope those are real.
Totally Kafkaesque
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I hope this makes Bruno hand in a transfer request.
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No one looks happy in that new Man U kit.



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The fact that the stripes disconnect from each other takes them another two levels past horrible.

(Also, Beckham is very clearly trying not to show much.)
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mister d wrote: Tue Sep 08, 2020 8:57 am The fact that the stripes disconnect from each other takes them another two levels past horrible.

(Also, Beckham is very clearly trying not to show much.)
Having him pose with it on will certainly help with sales. Dude can't help being devastatingly handsome.
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Chelsea needs to try that with Giroud and their awful new third kit.




(still better than ManU's though)
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The Athletic piece about the zebra kit implied that they weren't going to wear the zebra shorts with the zebra shirt. That may help it a little.
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Was thinking about this while watching football this weekend.
Why don't any teams go matte instead of high gloss football helmets? Or Chrome them out? It would just give them a different look to shake up the uniform in a dramatic way (which is hard for football). Guess hockey has not gone chrome or matte either. Maybe it is a TV thing or indoor lighting issue for hockey.

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CU has an alt helmet that's matte.

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Once again proving that no one cares about Jacksonville.
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UK has a chrome and a couple of Matte options.
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Matte has been all the rage for a few years now.
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Everyone wants to be the Yankees.
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