Twitter:The New Batch

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Holy shit.
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If you have any questions about Carolla, look who he's running with.

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Vernon Maxwell is awesome.



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So, this couple has been part of Cubs twitter for years, we’re all mutual followers of each other. They got engaged a couple days ago and the dude posted this.

It’s now totally blown up. RT’d by Meghan McCain and Jake Tapper. (And assholes popping up to insult both of their looks of course.)

Very strange.

And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Sep 06, 2020 11:29 pm
I remember this woman’s obituary. Total badass.
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The whole thread is great...Civil War Generals and their muppet counterparts...

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Fuck barstool
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govmentchedda wrote: Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:39 pm Fuck barstool
Evergreen.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Johnnie wrote: Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:41 pm This is too good.



Context: Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion released a new track and it's kinda viral at the moment. Nothing you haven't heard before from female rappers, but it looks like Little Ben is hitting puberty all of a sudden.

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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Every time I'd go into a Barnes and Noble I feel like I was being followed by this chick's books. And every time I'd look at who I was with (wife/friends) and just say in the sassiest voice "GIRL WASH YO' FACE!" And later when her second book came out I'd also say "GIRL STOP APOLOGIZIN'!"

So needless to say I'm shocked (SHOCKED!) that she's as batshit as I figured she'd be.

It's the fucking eyebrows, I swear.

Why the author of Girl, Stop Apologizing had to apologize twice in a week

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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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Johnnie wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 8:22 am
Ever notice that obese people tend to have really solid calf muscles?
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As a white personal inbred to admit I bought twenty bucks of gas today without being fully empty. I’m sorry.

ETA: so my phone autocorrected but it’s too good not to leave for posterity.
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“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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I can't decide if he is self-aware with a sense of humor, or if he is amazingly lacking in self-awareness and desperate for attention.
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In the earlier days of Pardon My Take they'd end every episode by prank calling him and saying "Suck my dick, Lenny" and hanging up on him.

It was funny, but then as the podcast gained traction regular folks would see Lenny in public and harass him so they stopped.

All that to say, Dykstra seemed completely unaware of everything and didn't sound completely grounded in reality over anything. Like learning disability mixed with heavy drug usage disconnection. It's actually kinda sad.
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Secondhand knowledge would confirm the drugs plus not all that smart to begin with theory.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I know just who can answer that!
Totally Kafkaesque
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Feel like wasting some time?

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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Turns out Jon Heyman has blocked me. Proud of that one.
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Great thread....

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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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What a baited topic to even bitch about.

HURR DURR DAE WAR WITH THE YOUTH.

We don't do massive invasions like that anymore because we utilize air and sea to set up the ground.

Technology dictates that we can have more precision targets hit with less casualties, military & civilian. It's why we can maintain global operations right now in many different areas simultaneously.

Etc, etc...

This MILLENNIAL hits retirement eligiblity in 3 months much to the chagrin of Boomer fucks like that Twitter user.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Talk about shooting the lights out.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Even when I was younger I couldn't handle spinning rides. And when I watch videos of them I get nauseous as a default.

But roller coasters are great. As long as they aren't spinning.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Amy Schumer ain't nothin' ta fuck with.
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