The Official Swamp Dating Thread

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rass wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:33 pm Jerloma is Tom Hanks in Big, right down to being too fondly remembered for his piano playing.
Yes. Cringeworthy. J-Lo, please tell us your camping trip didn't play out like the sleepover scene in Big.

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OMG, I totally am.
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"No, I'm fine. This tent is actually roomier than it looks and the ground isn't all that bumpy. Thank you for the offer but I'm good. G'night, buddy."
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sancarlos wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:38 pm
rass wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:33 pm Jerloma is Tom Hanks in Big, right down to being too fondly remembered for his piano playing.
Yes. Cringeworthy. J-Lo, please tell us your camping trip didn't play out like the sleepover scene in Big.
Please, you know that is exactly how it played out. It's such a shame he let her sleep in her own tent when he had such a nice air mattress. It seems rude not to offer to share.
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The Sybian wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:44 pm
sancarlos wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:38 pm
rass wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:33 pm Jerloma is Tom Hanks in Big, right down to being too fondly remembered for his piano playing.
Yes. Cringeworthy. J-Lo, please tell us your camping trip didn't play out like the sleepover scene in Big.
Please, you know that is exactly how it played out. It's such a shame he let her sleep in her own tent when he had such a nice air mattress. It seems rude not to offer to share.
Air mattresses inevitably deflate at least a little overnight. Know what happens to the two people on said air mattress when that happens?
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You want cringe-worthy? When we got back to my house and she was leaving, she gave me a hug and said "Thank you so much for coming with me!" My awkward response..."Oh yeah of course, I'll go anywhere with you."
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Except to pound town.
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tennbengal wrote: Mon Sep 14, 2020 3:12 pm Except to pound town.
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"What about my bedroom?"
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Ryan wrote: Fri Nov 06, 2020 10:42 pm Go for it, Jerloma!
this post reminded me that

1. has jerloma actually gone for it?

2. he's making this vote counting look like a millisecond
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Did the sex last night, you guys. It was good! I intend on doing more.
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Take it to the Shameless Self Promotion thread.
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mister d wrote: Fri Jun 04, 2021 12:46 pm "This is just like riding a bike but with even more bodily fluids!"
That would be Steve.
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Audible laughter on those last 2 posts from me. TWILTS.
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After our date last night, girl texts me nice message about how she enjoys our time and it's the only time she can really just relax and enjoy life.

Me: I'm glad. It's a nice reprieve for me as well.

Her: Hmmm...

Me: Wth does Hmmm... mean?

Her: Fucking hmmm. Just hmmm.

What do you make of that?
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You've never been hmmm'ed before?
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She couldn't quite explain it /Canadian baritone
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govmentchedda wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 11:44 am You've never been hmmm'ed before?
I don't feel like I said anything worthy of ponderance.
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Jerloma wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:09 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 11:44 am You've never been hmmm'ed before?
I don't feel like I said anything worthy of ponderance.
I'd be as confused as hell.
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JFC, its an acronym: Hammer My Moist Mouth
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Pruitt wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:18 pm
Jerloma wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 12:09 pm
govmentchedda wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 11:44 am You've never been hmmm'ed before?
I don't feel like I said anything worthy of ponderance.
I'd be as confused as hell.
Maybe she's like "Wow, this guy is really overthinking this. He's way into his own head here. Do i really want to see him again? Or is he always going to be like this?"

But maybe she's NOT like that. Probably nothing to worry about.
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Lighten up bro! She's flirt-texting you and you're replying like a droid.
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When she texted you after the date you should have been at her house. The hmmmm confirms it.

Otherwise she would have just gone to sleep.
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degenerasian wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:18 pm When she texted you after the date you should have been at her house. The hmmmm confirms it.

Otherwise she would have just gone to sleep.
We already did that.

Is that really droidish? I said the exact same thing she said!
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Jerloma wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:37 pm
degenerasian wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:18 pm When she texted you after the date you should have been at her house. The hmmmm confirms it.

Otherwise she would have just gone to sleep.
We already did that.

Is that really droidish? I said the exact same thing she said!
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Tue May 14, 2013 6:34 amI tried that once. I was at a concert (a KEXP BBQ...saw the Saturday Knights, Helio Sequence, and the Dandy Warhols) and got talking with this gal. Well, more like babbling....we were both pretty ripping drunk. Anyways, we were standing there talking and dancing and whatnot, and I say "Hey....I'll go get us another round of beers"....but when I came back she was gone.

I figured "what the hell....I'll give it a try", and put something on the Missed Connections part of Craigslist. Got zero responses.

So sure...try it....but don't expect much....
Did a search because Spotify suggested I go back to an old Helio Sequence album, which I am doing right now, and thought this was worth bumping.
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mister d wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 2:17 pm
DaveInSeattle wrote: Tue May 14, 2013 6:34 amI tried that once. I was at a concert (a KEXP BBQ...saw the Saturday Knights, Helio Sequence, and the Dandy Warhols) and got talking with this gal. Well, more like babbling....we were both pretty ripping drunk. Anyways, we were standing there talking and dancing and whatnot, and I say "Hey....I'll go get us another round of beers"....but when I came back she was gone.

I figured "what the hell....I'll give it a try", and put something on the Missed Connections part of Craigslist. Got zero responses.

So sure...try it....but don't expect much....
Did a search because Spotify suggested I go back to an old Helio Sequence album, which I am doing right now, and thought this was worth bumping.
God...that was a long time ago.

The Helio Sequence is great though! And super fun to see live!
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Bronto bows out of this thread...

Congrats man!!!
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Giff wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 10:23 am Bronto bows out of this thread...

Congrats man!!!
Yeah, congrats, Bronto!
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congrats man!
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How many single Swampers are left?
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thanks! she designed it and knew it was complete after we waited 3+ months for it and the wedding is half planned. plus given our schedules this month + seeing her family for thanksgiving, my options were limited both in terms of date and surprise. but it worked out. she loves it.
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Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:31 pm it worked out. she loves it.
And this is all that matters. Congrats, Bronto. I'll PM my address for the invite.
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The Sybian wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:02 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:31 pm it worked out. she loves it.
And this is all that matters. Congrats, Bronto. I'll PM my address for the invite.
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Congrats, Nick!
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A_B wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:12 pm
The Sybian wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:02 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:31 pm it worked out. she loves it.
And this is all that matters. Congrats, Bronto. I'll PM my address for the invite.
I will settle for one Swamper in attendance, wearing a webcam on his head and holding a laptop with everyone else in the swamp on a zoom meeting.
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Out of respect, I won't ... that and instead congratulate you.
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Congrats! May the BBQ sauce flow.
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Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:28 pm
A_B wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:12 pm
The Sybian wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:02 pm
Brontoburglar wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 2:31 pm it worked out. she loves it.
And this is all that matters. Congrats, Bronto. I'll PM my address for the invite.
I will settle for one Swamper in attendance, wearing a webcam on his head and holding a laptop with everyone else in the swamp on a zoom meeting.
first swamper to volunteer for this will receive very good food and free booze all night and also be eligible to compete in my memorial singlehood golf tournament the day before
What's the date?
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