Sorry Uncle Pennybags, not all of us can afford to shop at the Short Hills Mall.
Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
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The Mall at Short Hills.The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 3:18 pmSorry Uncle Pennybags, not all of us can afford to shop at the Short Hills Mall.
That place is fun just for playing the "guess what the hell that store sells" game based on the name/storefront.
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I'm not always sure even after going into a store.rass wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 3:29 pmThe Mall at Short Hills.The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 3:18 pmSorry Uncle Pennybags, not all of us can afford to shop at the Short Hills Mall.
That place is fun just for playing the "guess what the hell that store sells" game based on the name/storefront.
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Just got back. The verdict:Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Nov 03, 2019 7:23 pm Got to Popeye's around when it opened and the drive thru line was wrapped around the building. Decided to go inside instead. The wait was about 30 minutes. Still delicious and very awesome.
They actually called my number twice. But I didn't take the free food, much to everyone else's chagrin.
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Saw this on twitter. Not sure if they are talking about a hamburger...
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Burgers are like buttholes. I'm not eating it if it looks like shit.
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I got the Classic at Popeye's and really enjoyed it. Will go back and get the spicy version at some point.
It's a chicken sandwich. Calm the fuck down America.
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I'm really tired of burgers that aren't really edible unless you deconstruct and/or wear them. I don't want onion rings on top of bacon on top of mushrooms on top whatever the fuck else. So that billboard can fuck itself.
It's a chicken sandwich. Calm the fuck down America.
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I'm really tired of burgers that aren't really edible unless you deconstruct and/or wear them. I don't want onion rings on top of bacon on top of mushrooms on top whatever the fuck else. So that billboard can fuck itself.
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Oh that billboard def gon fuck somethin
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Yeah, I don't get the trend of burgers that are impossible to compress into a size that will fit into a human mouth unless you are Russell Wilson's first wife.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:30 am I'm really tired of burgers that aren't really edible unless you deconstruct and/or wear them. I don't want onion rings on top of bacon on top of mushrooms on top whatever the fuck else.
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Dude, just go to Popeye's, ok?
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Canada is selling $3 Big Macs all weekend + Monday.
I'm going to get fat.
I'm going to get fat.
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No wonder Kentuckians love them so much.
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I still can't get over I have an In-N-Out in my hometown.
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It was the cost that kept you away from eating Big Macs every day?degenerasian wrote: ↑Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:25 pm Canada is selling $3 Big Macs all weekend + Monday.
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Yes, Big Macs are $6 here, a meal over $10+.The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Dec 16, 2019 4:03 pmIt was the cost that kept you away from eating Big Macs every day?degenerasian wrote: ↑Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:25 pm Canada is selling $3 Big Macs all weekend + Monday.
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Weirdest Subway in America...
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Make the buns waffles, morans.
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They did that, too a bit ago I think.
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Better order it with a diet coke.. Four KFC tenders are *516 calories, and with two glazed doughnuts, one sandwich would be a whopping *1,016 calorie total;
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i have never eaten a Big Mac in my life.
maybe this belongs in confessions?
maybe this belongs in confessions?
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Kind of an upset that between Ireland and Subway, it was the former that invented "soda bread"
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Obviously the McDonalds version is whatever you think of McDonalds, but conceptually its a pretty great burger and probably the one I make most at home. Pickles, diced white onions, american + thousand island = very good.
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Europeans hate American bread because all of it is too sweet.
They say if they want to eat cake, they'll get cake. After going to German bakeries for a few years I tended to agree.
They say if they want to eat cake, they'll get cake. After going to German bakeries for a few years I tended to agree.
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I bet you could cook one up. Is this post the swamp version of a sourdough starter?
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isn't there ketchup in thousand island? ....
y it seems obvious why i'd never had one - and i certainly had my huge share of fast food as a kid in the 80s but back then the thought of onions or pickles on a burger was "gross" to me. now? pile it all on.
except you know.
but i feel like as a red-white-and-blue true american i really should eat/try one.
(those fries are just gross and completely flavourless tho - and i know i heard a podcast within the last few yrs that addressed that issue; they completely changed the recipe, used to be cooked in some sort of fat?)
y it seems obvious why i'd never had one - and i certainly had my huge share of fast food as a kid in the 80s but back then the thought of onions or pickles on a burger was "gross" to me. now? pile it all on.
except you know.
but i feel like as a red-white-and-blue true american i really should eat/try one.
(those fries are just gross and completely flavourless tho - and i know i heard a podcast within the last few yrs that addressed that issue; they completely changed the recipe, used to be cooked in some sort of fat?)
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Gotta let it soak up the natural yeast a bit before starting to bake. Kinda surprised D didn't wait the standard 4 days or so.
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Thousand island is generally ketchup, mayo, and relish.MaxWebster wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:38 am isn't there ketchup in thousand island? ....
y it seems obvious why i'd never had one - and i certainly had my huge share of fast food as a kid in the 80s but back then the thought of onions or pickles on a burger was "gross" to me. now? pile it all on.
except you know.
but i feel like as a red-white-and-blue true american i really should eat/try one.
(those fries are just gross and completely flavourless tho - and i know i heard a podcast within the last few yrs that addressed that issue; they completely changed the recipe, used to be cooked in some sort of fat?)
McDonald's fries were originally cooked in tallow (beef fat).
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I killed my starter. Grew it front scratch, used it a few times then let it go too long and my fear of living food made me toss it.
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Culinary Euthanasia.
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I loathe ketchup and mayo, love thousand island.MaxWebster wrote: ↑Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:38 am isn't there ketchup in thousand island? ....
(those fries are just gross and completely flavourless tho - and i know i heard a podcast within the last few yrs that addressed that issue; they completely changed the recipe, used to be cooked in some sort of fat?)
Malcolm Gladwell's Revisionist History is the podcast, season 1 IIRC.
I've started going with sauerkraut/TI/cheddar and making them a Rueben burger of sorts, but with pickles on a butter toasted brioche bun. It's heavenly.
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One problem with a big mac is that there is too much bun, relative to the toppings. This is also the problem with sliders.
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