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He's clearly never been on a military base. Lower enlisted has been marrying them for years.
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He's just looking for an excuse to go fuck a cow.
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sancarlos wrote: Tue Oct 20, 2020 9:44 pm
Amedia warned that failure to do so would result in an America where “animalism” is accepted and “somebody can marry a cow and have perverse sex with them.”
As opposed to regular, normal sex with them.
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Ever tried to missionary a cow?
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I considered a moo-ssionary joke last night but I couldn't get it worded right and also it was upsetting.
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“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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Where are all my impeachment-era "Dems can't drive polling" posters at?!?
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It's not that both sides are the same. They're just similar.

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Most progressive candidate ever!

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Hey, Chedda!
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Unfortunately too late for a Big Evil escort. The offer does make me want to vote twice though.
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Pack the fucking court.

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This race in particular annoys the fuck out of me:

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/20 ... rolina/11/

Retired Air Force colonel Morris Davis is losing to a 25 year old fucking nobody.
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25 year old fucking nobody racist, you mean.
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Yes. Yes I do.
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Should start doing attack ads about not standing for the anthem or some shit.


(That guy is a total douchecanoe)
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Back when I first got an Instagram I of course started following hot CrossFit chicks. Little did I know I followed his fiancee. What a weird coincidence.

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I didn't vote for him, but I think it's reasonable that people would want to know why Mitch McConnell looks like a walking fucking corpse lately. His hands are completely purple (which isn't uncommon if he's had some kind of IV, but I think it's reasonable to ask what's the issue.)

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Also, I have to hand it to McGrath. She has been very aggressive in ads lately. And while she still leans too much into the fighter pilot stuff, she is portraying a better image than three months ago. I think the scare from Booker caused them to switch things up.
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Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?
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Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:04 pm Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?
Yeah, the photos are real.

Probably has something to do with the triple bypass he had twenty years ago.
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EnochRoot wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:24 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:04 pm Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?
Yeah, the photos are real.

Probably has something to do with the triple bypass he had twenty years ago.
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EnochRoot wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:24 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:04 pm Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?
Yeah, the photos are real.

Probably has something to do with the triple bypass he had twenty years ago.
My father had a double bypass 30 years ago and his hands look fine.
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Oh I think he’s had some kind of recent iv to cause it. Maybe routine. But weird.
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My Dad's lower legs look like McConnell's hands...I thought it was circulation issue
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That looks way worse than circulation issues. Kinda looks like his hands are decaying and are going to fall off.

That, or he's turning into Grimace.

Tots and pears, you problematic turtle.
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Johnnie wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 5:35 pm
That, or he's turning into Grimace.

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It is his lips that disturb me. Almost blue. Kentucky governor is Democrat, right?
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sancarlos wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 4:20 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:24 pm
Nonlinear FC wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 3:04 pm Is that photo for real??

WTactualF?
Yeah, the photos are real.

Probably has something to do with the triple bypass he had twenty years ago.
My father had a double bypass 30 years ago and his hands look fine.
My bad. It was a heart removal transplant.
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A_B wrote: Fri Oct 23, 2020 2:06 pm I didn't vote for him, but I think it's reasonable that people would want to know why Mitch McConnell looks like a walking fucking corpse lately. His hands are completely purple (which isn't uncommon if he's had some kind of IV, but I think it's reasonable to ask what's the issue.)

Looks like he killed a horcrux.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Counterpoint: he IS the horcrux.
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this got a literal spittake from me. nice.
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If I’m not around next time someone shits on me or someone else for not supporting the Dem establishment, please link them back to this:
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Company that we used for our expense reports sent out a global email to all users about voting for Biden. Apparently we cancelled them today.
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A_B wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:57 pm Company that we used for our expense reports sent out a global email to all users about voting for Biden. Apparently we cancelled them today.
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sancarlos wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 7:31 pm
A_B wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:57 pm Company that we used for our expense reports sent out a global email to all users about voting for Biden. Apparently we cancelled them today.
Pro Biden or Con Biden?
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mister d wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 4:49 pm If I’m not around next time someone shits on me or someone else for not supporting the Dem establishment, please link them back to this:
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Yes. And it was that bad. Find Schumer's deletion from around 5:00 yesterday.
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