Super Bowl XLVIII
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Fucking loving this.
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It truly did. Stupid pass interference penalty to keep that drive alive.
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Bullshit hold.
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Should've bet the over.kranepool wrote:Under 47.5
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Idiots on Twitter loved the Sherman injury.
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Carrol's going for 50
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Double Manning Face.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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Great band name.Johnnie wrote:Idiots on Twitter
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Tarvaris Jackson is the biggest insult of this game. Not the score or anything else.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
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Those days are gone forever
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Holy fuck, what a rendition.rass wrote:America! Fuck yeah!
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The game was so exciting, I had forgotten all about the awesome anthem. That was some real singing.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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SB XLVIII Tweet
OK, gurl. I'll give you this one:
It’s so much more fun to watch FOX when it’s someone else being blitzed & sacked! #SuperBowl
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) February 3, 2014
It’s so much more fun to watch FOX when it’s someone else being blitzed & sacked! #SuperBowl
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) February 3, 2014
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
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Wrong display of patriotism.Johnnie wrote:Holy fuck, what a rendition.rass wrote:America! Fuck yeah!
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I'm gonna take just a second to say how absurd it is that Maserati wasted money on a super bowl ad. Not exactly the target market, no?
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AB_skin_test wrote:I'm gonna take just a second to say how absurd it is that Maserati wasted money on a super bowl ad. Not exactly the target market, no?
It worked, I went out and bought one as soon as I saw the ad!
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And Jaguar too. Who the hell buys Jaguars any longer? Maybe it's me, but they're a sign of 1990s affluence like the Eddie Bauer edition Ford Explorers.Gunpowder wrote:AB_skin_test wrote:I'm gonna take just a second to say how absurd it is that Maserati wasted money on a super bowl ad. Not exactly the target market, no?
It worked, I went out and bought one as soon as I saw the ad!
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If I could afford one (and the premium gas, and the repair bills), I'd buy a Jaguar in a heartbeat.Brontoburglar wrote:And Jaguar too. Who the hell buys Jaguars any longer? Maybe it's me, but they're a sign of 1990s affluence like the Eddie Bauer edition Ford Explorers.Gunpowder wrote:AB_skin_test wrote:I'm gonna take just a second to say how absurd it is that Maserati wasted money on a super bowl ad. Not exactly the target market, no?
It worked, I went out and bought one as soon as I saw the ad!
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New Jags are still really nice and quite popular down here where "100,000 dollar cars, everybody got em".
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This is worth your almost 4 minutes:
Watch Your Super Bowl Highlights As Narrated By "J.R." Jim Ross
Watch Your Super Bowl Highlights As Narrated By "J.R." Jim Ross
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So, how many viewers of that think Martin Sheen is a real former president? Or mistook Sheen for Bill Clinton?rass wrote:Wrong display of patriotism.
I will not allow myself to get started ranting about the degree of militarism in the Fox broadcast as well as in many of the (beer and car) commercials.[/howard's usual bullshit]
Just one?Gunpowder wrote:It worked, I went out and bought one as soon as I saw the ad!AB_skin_test wrote:I'm gonna take just a second to say how absurd it is that Maserati wasted money on a super bowl ad. Not exactly the target market, no?
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Congrats to DiS. I'm disappointed, for sure.
But on the plus side, Tom's girlfriend and I see eye to eye.
But on the plus side, Tom's girlfriend and I see eye to eye.
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Ya know, it's cool if a bunch of people want to recite that on the 4th of July, but this? I don't get it. Why the constant sucking off of the military all the time? Why are we used as props to make everyone feel all mushy inside? If they really gave a fuck about us they'd bring us all home. I'm glad I'm in a foreign country because I grew tired of hearing "Thank you for your service." It's empty now. It was empty years ago. And did you see how many fucking millionaires were in that display? And how gaudy the words Declaration of Independence were at the beginning of it? Like...come the fuck on. What are you even thanking me for?rass wrote:Wrong display of patriotism.
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Johnnie wrote:Ya know, it's cool if a bunch of people want to recite that on the 4th of July, but this? I don't get it. Why the constant sucking off of the military all the time? Why are we used as props to make everyone feel all mushy inside? If they really gave a fuck about us they'd bring us all home. I'm glad I'm in a foreign country because I grew tired of hearing "Thank you for your service." It's empty now. It was empty years ago. And did you see how many fucking millionaires were in that display? And how gaudy the words Declaration of Independence were at the beginning of it? Like...come the fuck on. What are you even thanking me for?rass wrote:Wrong display of patriotism.
Wait...your last name isn't Hancock?
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x 2Johnnie wrote:Ya know, it's cool if a bunch of people want to recite that on the 4th of July, but this? I don't get it. Why the constant sucking off of the military all the time? Why are we used as props to make everyone feel all mushy inside? If they really gave a fuck about us they'd bring us all home. I'm glad I'm in a foreign country because I grew tired of hearing "Thank you for your service." It's empty now. It was empty years ago. And did you see how many fucking millionaires were in that display? And how gaudy the words Declaration of Independence were at the beginning of it? Like...come the fuck on. What are you even thanking me for?rass wrote:Wrong display of patriotism.
Because it's FOX, and that's how they keep themselves embedded as the "Real American's" news station. Let's suck the founders dicks as we report stories willfully trampling on the founders ideas.Why the constant sucking off of the military all the time?
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I haven't been paying attention but after the commercial with the kids singing America the Beautiful in different languages I turned to my brother and told him that half the country is going to lose their shit over it. Has that happened yet?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Part of your job description. You'll find it in the small print.Johnnie wrote:Why are we used as props to make everyone feel all mushy inside?
If you prefer a shorter answer: mo' money.
ETA: FOX does it bigger and with less subtlety (none at all?) but every network is guilty of the same thing, during football and otherwise.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
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Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Oh yea. Sun rises in the east tomorrow morning predictable.Jerloma wrote:I haven't been paying attention but after the commercial with the kids singing America the Beautiful in different languages I turned to my brother and told him that half the country is going to lose their shit over it. Has that happened yet?
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You know how it's common to run scenarios through your head that will never happen? Every so often I have a scenario where I'm in full service dress and I've already been interviewed on TV and I'm sitting next to one of these jingoistic fucks that we rag on here in the Swamp during his/her interview. (Coulter, Palin, Malkin, Cruz..etc) At some point during that person's interview they kind of pitch their bias to me as if I would hack off on it to give it gravity. I then wait a few beats, look him/her dead in the eye, and simply state: "I'm not a fucking prop on which to base your political platform." Just one of those "Oh shit." moments where everyone stops. Unfortunately the fallout and forced apology afterward wouldn't be worth it and I snap back to real life.howard wrote:Part of your job description. You'll find it in the small print.Johnnie wrote:Why are we used as props to make everyone feel all mushy inside?
If you prefer a shorter answer: mo' money.
ETA: FOX does it bigger and with less subtlety (none at all?) but every network is guilty of the same thing, during football and otherwise.
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Yup.Johnnie wrote:Oh yea. Sun rises in the east tomorrow morning predictable.Jerloma wrote:I haven't been paying attention but after the commercial with the kids singing America the Beautiful in different languages I turned to my brother and told him that half the country is going to lose their shit over it. Has that happened yet?
Wouldn't of happened if Dwight Yokam sang the anthem.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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Yeah, singling out FOX for jingoism during the SB is ridiculous; absurd comment. Also, the program is not dictated by the network as much as the program is dictated to the network. When those Apache helicopters blast Hellfire missiles into enemy targets to fire up the 'Murica on SuperBowl Sunday, that's the NFL's scripting.howard wrote:Part of your job description. You'll find it in the small print.Johnnie wrote:Why are we used as props to make everyone feel all mushy inside?
If you prefer a shorter answer: mo' money.
ETA: FOX does it bigger and with less subtlety (none at all?) but every network is guilty of the same thing, during football and otherwise.
Anyway, more importantly, was that the single worst team performance in SB history? I'm going to go with "yes". One might be able to cherry-pick some historic stats to show that some team had a worse game if you arrange a selection of numbers to one's liking but for overall terrible play that Denver performance may well have been unprecedented. Is there a stat for "total missed tackles"? Yesterday, the Broncos would have shattered that mark.
It was as if the 1973 George Foreman vs Joe Frazier bout just kept going for the full fifteen rounds.
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…on the kickoff return alone.Scottie wrote:Is there a stat for "total missed tackles"? Yesterday, the Broncos would have shattered that mark.
That is still hard to watch. I'll skip it this time.It was as if the 1973 George Foreman vs Joe Frazier bout just kept going for the full fifteen rounds.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
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That was actually incredibly lucky. You don't let a fucking kickoff bounce like that. It could have gone anywhere. As it turned out, it bounced straight up in the air right in front of him. That might happen 5 out of 100 times.howard wrote:…on the kickoff return alone.Scottie wrote:Is there a stat for "total missed tackles"? Yesterday, the Broncos would have shattered that mark.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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The Chargers 49ers Super Bowl in 1994 was so much worse than the score indicated, and Denver got smashfucked in the 80s by like 45 once. That and Bills-Cowboys I seem like the only that can even compete.
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I remember the Chargers getting horrifically outplayed and that the 49ers had scripted and repeatedly rehearsed their first two dozen plays or so (which was innovative, at the time) but I don't remember San Diego falling all over themselves quite like the Broncos did.Gunpowder wrote:The Chargers 49ers Super Bowl in 1994 was so much worse than the score indicated, and Denver got smashfucked in the 80s by like 45 once. That and Bills-Cowboys I seem like the only that can even compete.
In the Cowboys/Bills game, Dallas was pretty heavily favored, no? Even worse for Denver was they were favored by a field goal or so going in to yesterday. All I really remember from that Cowboys/Bills game was Leon Lett dumbfumbling a sure touchdown.
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Yeah, that's true - easily the worst performance from a favorite. Maybe in any game ever, including regular season.
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