EPL 2020/21

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The audio on that reminds me of Steve Coogan.
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DeAndre Yedlin has made a tragic hair mistake...
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govmentchedda wrote: Wed Dec 30, 2020 3:07 pm The audio on that reminds me of Steve Coogan.
Or Ozzy Man.
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Didn’t catch the match at all today. What’s Klopp bitching about in this one?
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Wed Dec 30, 2020 3:30 pm DeAndre Yedlin has made a tragic hair mistake...
Just recently?
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Having a laugh!
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Good call on the penalty. Can’t allow tripping in the box.
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I’m sure this snark but having not seen the game, I’m sorry the blue side doesn’t get the same respect.
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A_B wrote: Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:29 pmHaving a laugh!
+1


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A_B wrote: Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:33 pm I’m sure this snark but having not seen the game, I’m sorry the blue side doesn’t get the same respect.
No, Pogba was definitely tripped.


[+] spoiler
By Pogba.
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yup. that was a shit way to lose.
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Sheffield United's kit this morning looks like someone mixed in a red shirt with a load of whites.

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Leeds is a fun team to watch - especially when they continually pass the ball to your team.
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mister d wrote: Fri Jan 01, 2021 7:08 pm
A_B wrote: Fri Jan 01, 2021 6:33 pm I’m sure this snark but having not seen the game, I’m sorry the blue side doesn’t get the same respect.
No, Pogba was definitely tripped.


[+] spoiler
By Pogba.
Except he wasn't. Zoomed in clip at the bottom clearly shows contact with villa player that led to the heel clip. As much as people bitch about VAR, United were actually on the wrong side of most ref decisions last year.
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Last year when they lead the league by three over 2nd place?
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mister d wrote: Sun Jan 03, 2021 10:18 am Last year when they lead the league by three over 2nd place?
As in they had more bad decisions against them on the field than anyone else, yes.
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Appreciate we have a spurs fan or 2 on the board but
LET'S GO MARINE
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The Aston Villa lineup looks like they have an average age of 16.
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wlu_lax6 wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 12:59 pm Appreciate we have a spurs fan or 2 on the board but
LET'S GO MARINE
Spurs fans have been buying up the programs that Marine had printed for the match (which will be behind closed doors).

Also, Marine has now been sponsored by a Spurs blog: Their shorts anyway

And Marine break attendance record by selling virtual tickets and Tottenham fans raise £6k for non-league club
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:26 pm The Aston Villa lineup looks like they have an average age of 16.
They do, and it's 1-1 at the half!

Apparently many of the Villa players were driven to the stadium by their parents.
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govmentchedda wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:52 pm
DaveInSeattle wrote: Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:26 pm The Aston Villa lineup looks like they have an average age of 16.
They do, and it's 1-1 at the half!

Apparently many of the Villa players were driven to the stadium by their parents.
It was too good to last...4-1 Liverpool now.

The guy who scored for Villa is 17!
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League 2 Crawley Town just crushed Leeds 3-0.

Marine vs Spurs coming up at noon.
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degenerasian wrote: Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:27 am Marine vs Spurs coming up at noon.
Now we know what it takes for Dele Alli to get some run...play a 8th Level semi-pro team.
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Havin' a laugh.
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top of the table, lads, top of the table
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Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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1. Manchester City: 80.2
2. Manchester United: 80.0
3. Leicester City: 76.0
4. Everton: 71.5

5. Tottenham Hotspur: 69.7
6. Liverpool: 68.0
7. West Ham United: 64.0
8. Aston Villa: 61.8
9. Southampton: 61.2
10. Chelsea: 58.0
11. Arsenal: 54.0
12. Leeds United: 48.6
13. Crystal Palace: 46.0
14. Wolverhampton Wanderers: 44.0
15. Newcastle United: 40.1
16. Burnley: 40.1
17. Brighton & Hove Albion: 34.0
18. Fulham: 25.3
19. West Bromwich Albion: 22.0
20. Sheffield United: 10.0
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mister d wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 5:57 pm 1. Manchester City: 80.2
2. Manchester United: 80.0
3. Leicester City: 76.0
4. Everton: 71.5

5. Tottenham Hotspur: 69.7
6. Liverpool: 68.0
7. West Ham United: 64.0
8. Aston Villa: 61.8
9. Southampton: 61.2
10. Chelsea: 58.0
11. Arsenal: 54.0
12. Leeds United: 48.6
13. Crystal Palace: 46.0
14. Wolverhampton Wanderers: 44.0
15. Newcastle United: 40.1
16. Burnley: 40.1
17. Brighton & Hove Albion: 34.0
18. Fulham: 25.3
19. West Bromwich Albion: 22.0
20. Sheffield United: 10.0
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I'm lucky I didn't bet O/U points because I would have missed huge on Chelsea and Wolves over and United under.
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mister d wrote: Thu Jan 21, 2021 7:36 pm I'm lucky I didn't bet O/U points because I would have missed huge on Chelsea and Wolves over and United under.
Oh, as a sentient* being, I’ll take the under on NUFC. We’re these from the start of the season or from now? Either way, surprised at the low total for Liverpool.

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No, those are just avg points per 38 matches. My betting comment was start of the season to what’s actually happened.
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It's interesting--last year, you would have lost the title with 98 points, but 66 was enough to qualify for Champions League. Three years ago, the 8th place team had 49 points. Just a really fine line this year between CL and getting absolutely nothing.
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Sheffield to finish with less points than Derby in the 07/08 season
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NBCSports to be shut down, guess all games will be on Peacock now
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Which would be fine if you could DVR on Peacock.
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You can replay their matches.
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I don't want to replay the matches, I want to delay my start a half hour or something if I'm at the motherfucking farmers market.
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Fuck, really? I generally like their NHL and EPL coverage.
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