SACK TRICK!!!
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BSF, it sounds like you and the Mrs. have a healthy emotional take. We went through this too, and I was surprised to learn how common they are, as people just don't talk about it. When it happened, everyone came out telling us how it happened to them (including my parents). My wife took it really hard, but she got pregnant with my daughter within 3 months. To Mr. D's point, it's natures way of shutting down when things aren't perfect. Good luck and have fun trying!
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So sorry to hear this.
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Really healthy take, nothing to add other than this place is a great place for experienced support.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Jan 07, 2021 5:29 pm BSF, it sounds like you and the Mrs. have a healthy emotional take. We went through this too, and I was surprised to learn how common they are, as people just don't talk about it. When it happened, everyone came out telling us how it happened to them (including my parents). My wife took it really hard, but she got pregnant with my daughter within 3 months. To Mr. D's point, it's natures way of shutting down when things aren't perfect. Good luck and have fun trying!
Good vibes to you and Mrs. BSF.
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Sorry, bud. I know it hurts. But, take heart. My wife and I tried everything for four years before we got our daughter.
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Sorry to hear that BSF. Hugs to Meg from your Swamp brethren.
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So sorry, BSF.
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Sorry BSF...thoughts with you and the Mrs.
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Sorry to hear BSF. Hope you both are doing well.
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Oh man, I missed this. I'm really sorry. I have nothing to add that others haven't said. The wife and I didn't go through this, but I know the fear of thinking it may have happened when there's some unexpected blood. And I had at least one sister-in-law go through it (during family holiday time so everybody knew, which must have really sucked). They later had two great (in their eyes :-) ) kids and probably never think about it again.
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not much to add other than internet-friend support, BSF. My wife (and I, passively) went through this ... more than once. It's really tough, and we got through it using logic much as you spelled out. Doesn't invalidate or knock away the emotional impact so I learned it's ok to feel both of those.
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Have my appointment with the nutcutter after Memorial Day weekend. Accidentally knocking up a woman just shy of my 50th birthday is NOT going to happen if I have anything to say about it.
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Then you have a couple of weeks to remain vigilant then.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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The new GF can't take the pill, so while this was always the plan, it definitely lit a fire under my ass to get it done.
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Just date older women!
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Mine's coming this year, most likely before October.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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And 4 days after my 39th birthday, I got mine today. Zero children for this guy. To be quite honest, I wanted this done when I was 25, but the AF said no. Now that I'm older, I was able to get it done.
I actually got quite anxious because duh. But if there wasn't such pressure the whole time on my junk I would've felt better.
I can't believe there are dudes that get off on having their nuts manhandled. I had to consciously breathe deeply so I didn't pass out.
I actually got quite anxious because duh. But if there wasn't such pressure the whole time on my junk I would've felt better.
I can't believe there are dudes that get off on having their nuts manhandled. I had to consciously breathe deeply so I didn't pass out.
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There is excitement in the danger element.
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As I recall, the doctor wasn't much of a fondler.
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I have my "meet the doctor" appointment next Wednesday.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Side note: Has anyone gone to the beginning of this thread and started reading?
I legit thought that I was posting in the Old Skool Swamp because Scottie had some...stuff to say back in 2013 about vasectomies. And hoo boy, what an opinion.
I legit thought that I was posting in the Old Skool Swamp because Scottie had some...stuff to say back in 2013 about vasectomies. And hoo boy, what an opinion.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Jesus F. Christ.
Reads like something written by an intelligent guy who's never seen a vagina he didn't pay to see.
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So Scottie then.
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Look, motherfuckers, I know this isn't some damn Harry Potter book, but...
Keep his name out ya mouth.
Keep his name out ya mouth.
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yes. that.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Wed Sep 21, 2022 11:40 am Look, motherfuckers, I know this isn't some damn Harry Potter book, but...
Keep his name out ya mouth.
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He appreciates vaginas as much as Ryan (or was it D) appreciates Korean art.
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Add me to the list of Swampers who will soon be shooting blanks.
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Good luck buddy!brian wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:38 pmI was and am aware in the general sense, but assume any such circumstances would be relatively rare. My understanding of female contraception is that for most women, it actually has beneficial side effects like fewer periods or at minimum at least consistent periods. If it came down to a choice between getting snipped or wearing condoms, it's an absolute no-brainer.rass wrote:Are you guys really unaware that there are circumstances under which female contraception is (at best) unadvised, or does the dick just always come first no matter what?
Glad to here things are well vandwagon.
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Haha. It me.Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:05 am make sure they give you the strongest pain killers possible. Not because you'll necessarily be needing them, but because why the hell not?
I pride myself on having a pretty high pain threshold, but I am not ashamed to admit that I milked the situation. After all, I let a guy come at my nuts with a knife. I earned a few days of pampering.
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Yeah I wasn’t in the worst pain but wish I had indulged a bit more when I could have. I can handle it.
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You guys are gonna get addicted and die a painful death you losers.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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I didn’t even ask for painkillers but he prescribed 24 oxys. Taking one tonight because but most will be saved for recreational use.
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Mixing two beers, a Xanax and an oxy knocked me out faster than Berbick vs Tyson. I was reading a book and next thing I knew it was two hours later and I thought I had slept thru the night on the couch.
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