I'd think that it's a fetish that could only be "enjoyed" once.a 74-year-old Sebring man has been arrested for allegedly performing a botched castration surgery on another man he’d met online through a fetish website, deputies said Tuesday.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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this one is not even worth asking which state
man charged with forcing captured alligator to drink beer
man charged with forcing captured alligator to drink beer
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If I could have created a picture based on what I figured these guys looked like, this would be pretty damn close.wlu_lax6 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:46 am this one is not even worth asking which state
man charged with forcing captured alligator to drink beer
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Just sickening.
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Not surprising at all. This county is just west of The Villages, the retirement megacommunity that sprouted out of nowhere about 20 years ago, (like Disney did with his empire just west of Orlando in the 50's and 60's), about 3 counties north of Hillsborough (Tampa). It also abuts the Gulf of Mexico, except there are no real beaches there, just marshy woods until you hit the Gulf. It's a backwater, and I'd imagine many of the residents never leave the county, except to go to Gator games six Saturdays a year.
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This state’s House just passed a bill allowing student answers to be scientifically wrong due to religion.
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Speechless...
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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[quote=govmentchedda post_id=250569 time=1572963689 The Villages, the retirement megacommunity that sprouted out of nowhere about 20 years ago,
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Any relation to Century Village? My grandparents lived in Century Village in West Palm Beach in the 80s and 90s. Not unlike Seinfeld’s Del Boca Vista.
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Any relation to Century Village? My grandparents lived in Century Village in West Palm Beach in the 80s and 90s. Not unlike Seinfeld’s Del Boca Vista.
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Any relation to Century Village? My grandparents lived in Century Village in West Palm Beach in the 80s and 90s. Not unlike Seinfeld’s Del Boca Vista.The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:45 pm [quote=govmentchedda post_id=250569 time=1572963689 The Villages, the retirement megacommunity that sprouted out of nowhere about 20 years ago,
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Unsure, but I doubt it. A lot of college friends had grandparents that lived in Del Boca Vista type places. The Villages strikes me as pretty goy, although I've not spent much time there.
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Here’s the follow up on the story - pup and human both doing fine (both bit):
https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/6404437002
https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/6404437002
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Woman charged after calling 911 to have fire put out in crotch
Heard this on Dumb People Town and felt it should be shared.Katrina Morgan, 50, called the [redacted] Police Department about 10 p.m. Saturday, asking for the fire department, because her "p----y" was on fire, according to a [redacted] Police report.
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A 911 call from the incident revealed Morgan asked if their "hose is working" and said "I need somebody to come put it out with their hose," according to the report.
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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Haven't clicked, that feels like Florida.
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Was hoping the monkeys were doing the trafficking of some other goods, not being trafficked themselves. Disappointed.
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That would bring a whole new angle to the idea of trained monkeys.
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Indy, no. Bad dates.
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I thought of that monkey, too. It's a Harrison Ford morning for me here, I guess.
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If you start screaming that you didn't kill your wife out of the blue you have cover. Just saying.
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Monkey labor-related, not FL/OH.
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Those monkeys are stealing jobs from children!
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So I read the article, and I could see this as PETA making a wild allegation, and a company having to defend it's image based on false allegations of monkey slave labor. It said the company was unaware of the farming methods used at Thai coconut farms, and an independent observer went in and found no evidence of monkey labor. Could you imagine having to deal with this allegation if it isn't true?
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A company in Thailand ordered a 3rd party audit of itself and found themselves innocent. Air tight.
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"Those monkeys? They live in those trees. They're not working..."
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How long before the monkeys start to unionize?
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Ha. Thailand is famously not corrupt.
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Dude, six bananas an hour for minimum wage? Ludicrous.
I can't pay out dividends to my stockholders in happy, fat monkeys.
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Soya Beans is what it takes
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Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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