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I remember being at a camp site in Yellowstone and waking up to pee - left the tent, and there were two bison about 20 yards away. Just grazing away. One of the greatest/craziest things I've ever seen.
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BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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Hasbro announced they dropped "Mr" from the "Mr. Potato Head" brand. Triggered snowflakes got mad.

Turns out, it was a branding decision. They weren't gender-neutraling the toys across the board, busy hosting with the times.



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fun thread about classical music pieces used in cartoons...

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This is good.

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Very good!
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Tweet is 1,000 percent better if you read it in Sam Richardson's voice.

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I don't know why but this just is one of the funniest tweets i've ever seen

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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Big boat also drew penis before getting lodged



Someone is getting fired.


I imagine Gunpowder taking over this boat and saying 'I'm the captain now"
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Okay, "explosive" had to be a deliberate choice, right?
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Mon Mar 29, 2021 4:59 pm \

Okay, "explosive" had to be a deliberate choice, right?
Even the driveway by the takeout window screams "I ate at Taco Bell"
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Da Share Zone has a high ratio of misses to hits, but when it hits, it hits it out of the park.

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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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I truly believe every Rex Chapman video/retweet is staged.
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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Steve of phpBB wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:17 pm
Barbarians?!
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Pruitt wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:20 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:17 pm
Barbarians?!
Have you seen what they put on their freedom fries?
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Pruitt wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:20 pm
Steve of phpBB wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:17 pm
Barbarians?!
I can't tell if they're expecting Canada to win or to lose in this scenario.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Does really nail the essence of Florida as the used tampon of the USA.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I love that they bothered to change Ogden UT to Achdenn.
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We'd probably have high-speed rail by now.
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Aside from getting Cabo San Lucas, I'd say Austria got hosed on the division of land.
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P.D.X. wrote: Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:06 pm
Holy shit that's lame.

Are their tweets being written by grade 9 debaters?
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Oh wow, you can turn the text box. No, no, you have to hover in the corner and a circle arrow thing ... THERE ... now click and no you have to click and hold it, right, now slowly move it up or down ... RIGHT? This looks amazing!
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Yes, i am John parsons. Please give me my tickets.
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Gonna lock this thread. Use the new one instead - http://www.sportsfrog.net/phpbb/viewtop ... f=2&t=3381
Totally Kafkaesque
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