2015: The Year in AlexRod
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'Eyes of weaponized hazelness.' That phrase pops into my head sometimes. Mister D, I saw the Moehringer article pop up on a couple of year-end best-of lists.
And man, this must be the most bapo thread ever. I even worked my Manziel crush into it. No wonder you guys think I'm insufferable.
And man, this must be the most bapo thread ever. I even worked my Manziel crush into it. No wonder you guys think I'm insufferable.
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I would be called a 'Manzealot.' Or, as Sabo might say, 'a fucking idiot.'mister d wrote:I hope this is referred to as a manzcrush.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
You have a Johnny Fuckin' FootFetish
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I want a nickname like Johnny Football. To be so good at something that that thing becomes your name must be an honor. But I can't think of anything that I'm good at. And 'Brad Internet Porn' doesn't really roll off the tongue.
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So... BIPPO?bapo! wrote:And 'Brad Internet Porn' doesn't really roll off the tongue.
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Maybe he'll hit three HRs in that last game Friday to get to 700. (Isn't he at 697? I don't really care enough to look it up.)
Way he's been hitting he'll be lucky to get it out of the infield three times.
Way he's been hitting he'll be lucky to get it out of the infield three times.
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Closing out his career with his second WS ring, does it get any better than that I ask
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Your avatar is the best. Ironically it's not relevant for the Swamp but still. Bravo.Rex wrote:Closing out his career with his second WS ring, does it get any better than that I ask
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Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
Of course monogrammed towels...
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
Re: 2015: The Year in AlexRod
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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If arod didn’t tell him to fuck off and call an expert he can go ahead and fuck off himself.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Unfortunately anyone nailing Jennifer Lopez is beyond mockery.
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Zero proof they've had sex. All their kids pre-date their relationship.
Open back up with both barrels.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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The idea that she's A-Rod's beard is too delicious to allow myself to contemplate.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Oct 05, 2020 11:22 amZero proof they've had sex. All their kids pre-date their relationship.
Open back up with both barrels.
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I don't care if A-Rod is gay. Having Jennifer Lopez as a beard is pretty extreme, even for him.
(I honestly never thought for a second that he was, not that it matters. Is speculation about his sexuality a thing?)
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He was with Madonna for awhile, and her appetite for sex in those days was well advertised. So, I don’t think she’s a beard.
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Relaxing on the hammock in a suit and tie. Just like regular folks!
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With professional lighting!
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Do you think he was ever able, at any point of his life, to have what most people would call "a normal conversation"?
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If it was strictly about baseball, I'd like to say yes, but this guy would probably talk to Jayson Stark and Stark would be like "this dude is too in the weeds."DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 1:55 pmDo you think he was ever able, at any point of his life, to have what most people would call "a normal conversation"?
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.