Official balls and cock thread

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Dec 03, 2020 12:29 pm

Page 6!

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:40 pm

What horrible things did we do to our penises last year

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:38 pm

Hate that I read that. Esp the capture the flag one.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Fri Jan 01, 2021 5:42 pm

rass wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:40 pm What horrible things did we do to our penises last year

It had to happen eventually....a Defector post that I did not/will not read.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:17 am

rass wrote: ↑Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:40 pm What horrible things did we do to our penises last year

The one time there isn’t a pay wall...

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:28 pm

On the 8th fairway this morning.

: Don Valley Dick.jpg (110.99 KiB) Viewed 1629 times

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:52 am

^^^the twigs were a great touch

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:56 am

That testicle looks a bit like Morty from "Rick and Morty"

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:44 pm

Found the Caillou replacement:

...Google Translate does well with the episode descriptions. For instance, episode nine, “John on a Fishing Trip”:

“John is going fishing, but he has no fishing rod. Then he can in turn fish with the diller. Unfortunately, it’s just so embarrassing, because it just catches old junk. And the others on the dock laugh so much at him that the diller pushes kids into the water. But John saves the day with his diller-copter and gets the kids fishing ashore again. All is well until John gets the right bite.”

(diller is a Danish word for penis)

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 3:30 pm

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 4:12 pm

1. Heh.
2. We should not have less snow here than Texas. (Or Spain.)

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 7:54 pm

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:20 pm

Wait, someone sells dead bees?

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:28 am

The end is cut off up there so I assumed the bees were still alive. Nature's vibrators?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:29 am

rass wrote: ↑Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:28 am The end is cut off up there so I assumed the bees were still alive. Nature's vibrators?

Jewish tweet?

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Feb 17, 2021 9:04 am

A_B wrote: ↑Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:29 am
rass wrote: ↑Wed Feb 17, 2021 7:28 am The end is cut off up there so I assumed the bees were still alive. Nature's vibrators?
Jewish tweet?

Not at that size.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:20 pm

SHUT DOWN THE THREAD

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Wed Feb 24, 2021 7:26 pm

"Rare"

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:13 pm

“quern” sounds almost dirty.

“Hey Augustus, I’ve got a big rock hard dick for your quern!”

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:39 pm

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:06 pm

Ha ha. But, I've heard that men who wear Crocs don't really have penises.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:00 am

sancarlos wrote: ↑Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:06 pm Ha ha. But, I've heard that men who wear Crocs don't really have penises.

Hence the overcompensation on the Croc Nuts.

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Fri Mar 05, 2021 2:55 pm

From Reddit: The city of Vancouver has a new outdoor art installation featuring a rendition of cat's butthole.

I'm not sure what's worse, what it looks like or what it's supposed to be.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:07 pm

I'm guessing it's a First Nations thing? Raven?

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:44 pm

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:05 pm

Is that lance Armstrong?

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:12 pm

Looking past the penis and trying to unpack the rest of the design. Befuddled.

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:26 pm

“PDX at The Louvre, probably” wrote: Looking past the smile and trying to unpack the rest of the design. Befuddled.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Thu Mar 25, 2021 7:51 pm

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:11 pm

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:00 am

Some photographer who catches the smoke just right at liftoff is going to have their “Tank Man”.

Post by **brian** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 8:25 am

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Aug 20, 2021 11:04 am

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Sat Oct 09, 2021 8:49 pm

So it's a "prop" for a movie, but it's on a real playground in Vancouver right now.

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:50 pm

Merry Christmas

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Dec 25, 2021 8:01 am

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Dec 27, 2021 10:20 am

More like cockies, ammirite?

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Mar 14, 2022 7:33 am

background

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Wed Mar 16, 2022 11:20 pm

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:13 am

'tis brilliant!