What the fuck is wrong with YOU
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What the fuck is wrong with YOU
Yeah, you, mother fucker. FUCK YOU!
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Yeah, well at least I don't—wait, you were talking to Kranepool. Sorry.
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Sorry, man. I'm doing my best.
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So much, dude.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Have to agree. I'm pretty fucked up. But I've come to terms with that and now it's on everyone else to deal with it. Or shoot me. But I'm good with eyes. Can see u coming. Window to the soul and all.
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Shit, how much time do you got?
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In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my Mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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Love chunk
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Already had this phone call this week
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A friend and I spent a night in jail in 1982 for stealing a pizza out of a delivery guy’s unlocked car. We were not sober.
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I’m not sure. You tell me what’s wrong with me? I’ve spent tens of dollars in therapy trying to figure this out.
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Gonna need versions seven and eight of the Swamp to properly answer in full.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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I’m too nice, thanks for dredging that up.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I work too hard…I care too much…wait, this isn’t a job interview?
To really answer the question I need to lose about 50lbs. but I can’t stop eating food that is bad for me.
To really answer the question I need to lose about 50lbs. but I can’t stop eating food that is bad for me.
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
- Pruitt
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What's wrong with me is that I think this is one of the most incredible things I have ever heard.tennbengal wrote: ↑Tue Jun 08, 2021 6:22 pm I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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I feel like this is directed at me.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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I broke up with my boyfriend once by putting his letterman's sweater in the bucket of a well and hoisting it up to him and kissed my new boyfriend's little brother on the same day
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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That's crazy because I'm a youthfully exuberant mishmash of Asian-American stereotypes played for laughs from a non-Asian audience but my worst trait was constantly wearing a Yankees hat when I was younger.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I think I've fully covered this topic already.
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Pruitt- you know the source of this, right?Pruitt wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 5:54 amWhat's wrong with me is that I think this is one of the most incredible things I have ever heard.tennbengal wrote: ↑Tue Jun 08, 2021 6:22 pm I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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I am mostly amused at Pruitt thinking I pulled that off...
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Early in COVID Josh Gaad got the cast back together
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In my defense, I had a couple more stents put in yesterday (previously scheduled), and they gave me fentanyl and other shit at the hospital. There were clues in this thread that I can only notice now that the fog has mostly cleared.tennbengal wrote: ↑Wed Jun 09, 2021 9:58 am I am mostly amused at Pruitt thinking I pulled that off...
(And I never saw "Goonies")
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Umm...Goonies is cinema, my friend.
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Yeah but only time before a tv writer asks "how do I get 8 episodes out of the remake for my streaming channel".
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It all started after I got my shots. Fucking magnets.
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I'll check it out.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Ohio doctor. Excuse me... Ohio Osteopath.
"I'm sure you've seen the pictures all over the internet of people who have had these shots and now they're magnetized," Tenpenny, of Middleburg Heights in Cuyahoga County, said. "You can put a key on their forehead, it sticks. You can put spoons and forks all over and they can stick because now we think there is a metal piece to that."
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."