Yes. Cringeworthy. J-Lo, please tell us your camping trip didn't play out like the sleepover scene in Big.
The Official Swamp Dating Thread
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OMG, I totally am.
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"No, I'm fine. This tent is actually roomier than it looks and the ground isn't all that bumpy. Thank you for the offer but I'm good. G'night, buddy."
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Please, you know that is exactly how it played out. It's such a shame he let her sleep in her own tent when he had such a nice air mattress. It seems rude not to offer to share.
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Air mattresses inevitably deflate at least a little overnight. Know what happens to the two people on said air mattress when that happens?The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:44 pmPlease, you know that is exactly how it played out. It's such a shame he let her sleep in her own tent when he had such a nice air mattress. It seems rude not to offer to share.
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You want cringe-worthy? When we got back to my house and she was leaving, she gave me a hug and said "Thank you so much for coming with me!" My awkward response..."Oh yeah of course, I'll go anywhere with you."
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Except to pound town.
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this post reminded me that
1. has jerloma actually gone for it?
2. he's making this vote counting look like a millisecond
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Did the sex last night, you guys. It was good! I intend on doing more.
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Take it to the Shameless Self Promotion thread.
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That would be Steve.
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Audible laughter on those last 2 posts from me. TWILTS.
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After our date last night, girl texts me nice message about how she enjoys our time and it's the only time she can really just relax and enjoy life.
Me: I'm glad. It's a nice reprieve for me as well.
Her: Hmmm...
Me: Wth does Hmmm... mean?
Her: Fucking hmmm. Just hmmm.
What do you make of that?
Me: I'm glad. It's a nice reprieve for me as well.
Her: Hmmm...
Me: Wth does Hmmm... mean?
Her: Fucking hmmm. Just hmmm.
What do you make of that?
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You've never been hmmm'ed before?
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She couldn't quite explain it /Canadian baritone
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I don't feel like I said anything worthy of ponderance.
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I'd be as confused as hell.
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Maybe she's like "Wow, this guy is really overthinking this. He's way into his own head here. Do i really want to see him again? Or is he always going to be like this?"
But maybe she's NOT like that. Probably nothing to worry about.
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Lighten up bro! She's flirt-texting you and you're replying like a droid.
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When she texted you after the date you should have been at her house. The hmmmm confirms it.
Otherwise she would have just gone to sleep.
Otherwise she would have just gone to sleep.
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We already did that.degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:18 pm When she texted you after the date you should have been at her house. The hmmmm confirms it.
Otherwise she would have just gone to sleep.
Is that really droidish? I said the exact same thing she said!
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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C3P0 would have used the word “reprieve”.Jerloma wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:37 pmWe already did that.degenerasian wrote: ↑Tue Jun 22, 2021 1:18 pm When she texted you after the date you should have been at her house. The hmmmm confirms it.
Otherwise she would have just gone to sleep.
Is that really droidish? I said the exact same thing she said!
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Did a search because Spotify suggested I go back to an old Helio Sequence album, which I am doing right now, and thought this was worth bumping.DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2013 6:34 amI tried that once. I was at a concert (a KEXP BBQ...saw the Saturday Knights, Helio Sequence, and the Dandy Warhols) and got talking with this gal. Well, more like babbling....we were both pretty ripping drunk. Anyways, we were standing there talking and dancing and whatnot, and I say "Hey....I'll go get us another round of beers"....but when I came back she was gone.
I figured "what the hell....I'll give it a try", and put something on the Missed Connections part of Craigslist. Got zero responses.
So sure...try it....but don't expect much....
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God...that was a long time ago.mister d wrote: ↑Thu Jul 22, 2021 2:17 pmDid a search because Spotify suggested I go back to an old Helio Sequence album, which I am doing right now, and thought this was worth bumping.DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2013 6:34 amI tried that once. I was at a concert (a KEXP BBQ...saw the Saturday Knights, Helio Sequence, and the Dandy Warhols) and got talking with this gal. Well, more like babbling....we were both pretty ripping drunk. Anyways, we were standing there talking and dancing and whatnot, and I say "Hey....I'll go get us another round of beers"....but when I came back she was gone.
I figured "what the hell....I'll give it a try", and put something on the Missed Connections part of Craigslist. Got zero responses.
So sure...try it....but don't expect much....
The Helio Sequence is great though! And super fun to see live!
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Bronto bows out of this thread...
Congrats man!!!
Congrats man!!!
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thanks! she designed it and knew it was complete after we waited 3+ months for it and the wedding is half planned. plus given our schedules this month + seeing her family for thanksgiving, my options were limited both in terms of date and surprise. but it worked out. she loves it.
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And this is all that matters. Congrats, Bronto. I'll PM my address for the invite.
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I will settle for one Swamper in attendance, wearing a webcam on his head and holding a laptop with everyone else in the swamp on a zoom meeting.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:02 pmAnd this is all that matters. Congrats, Bronto. I'll PM my address for the invite.
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Congrats, Nick!
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first swamper to volunteer for this will receive very good food and free booze all night and also be eligible to compete in my memorial singlehood golf tournament the day beforeA_B wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:12 pmI will settle for one Swamper in attendance, wearing a webcam on his head and holding a laptop with everyone else in the swamp on a zoom meeting.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:02 pmAnd this is all that matters. Congrats, Bronto. I'll PM my address for the invite.
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Congrats! May the BBQ sauce flow.
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What's the date?Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:28 pmfirst swamper to volunteer for this will receive very good food and free booze all night and also be eligible to compete in my memorial singlehood golf tournament the day beforeA_B wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:12 pmI will settle for one Swamper in attendance, wearing a webcam on his head and holding a laptop with everyone else in the swamp on a zoom meeting.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:02 pmAnd this is all that matters. Congrats, Bronto. I'll PM my address for the invite.
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