SWAMPCRASH FANTASY DRAFT

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:36 am

Pause the draft for a second. I need to check something to get to 32, because I don't want anyone getting excluded if they want to play.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:42 am

Gunpowder wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Well, we're actually at 29, Diamond would make 30. If we got two more people we could just have 8 team squads.

I guess. If not I'll allow alternates or something.

If the Swamp wants it, the Swamp gets it. I've been overruled, Rass selects Diamond.

That's not entirely fair. I'm gonna hold tight and wait for Ken Jennings to show up.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:44 am

If you need another...

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:50 am

Jerloma wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Well, we're actually at 29, Diamond would make 30. If we got two more people we could just have 8 team squads.

I guess. If not I'll allow alternates or something.

If the Swamp wants it, the Swamp gets it. I've been overruled, Rass selects Diamond.
That's not entirely fair. I'm gonna hold tight and wait for Ken Jennings to show up.

Of course it's not, and as such, I'll take that into account when splitting up the $0 grand prize.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:50 am

Giff wrote:If you need another...

We do. That makes 31.

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:59 am

Jerloma wrote:
Gunpowder wrote:
Jerloma wrote:Well, we're actually at 29, Diamond would make 30. If we got two more people we could just have 8 team squads.

I guess. If not I'll allow alternates or something.

If the Swamp wants it, the Swamp gets it. I've been overruled, Rass selects Diamond.
That's not entirely fair. I'm gonna hold tight and wait for Ken Jennings to show up.

So you're saying no to picking guys not on the board after others have made picks, is that right?

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:06 am

rass wrote:So you're saying no to picking guys not on the board after others have made picks, is that right?

Nice try...but I already had confirmation.

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No...this is cool though. As long as you can sleep I'm night, I'm a happy camper.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:12 am

Well, we have 31. Let's keep this going and if anybody else wants to jump in they can. If this were anything more than a two-game tournament I'd have actual rules.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:14 am

I'll take Dave.

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:16 am

I mistook that exchange to mean he wasn't on the list as originally posted, because why else would you fucking ask. I apologize.

And as for Diamond falling into my lap like a honeycrisp in autumn, yeah I'll be OK.

Diamond · Post by **Diamond** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:48 pm

I'm just happy to be here, just gonna do whatever I can to help the team win. My strategy is to take it one question at a time.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 3:55 pm

At this rate, we should complete this draft sometime in 2015.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:01 pm

Did I miss Chedda's pick too or are we still waiting on him?

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:17 pm

Diamond wrote:I'm just happy to be here, just gonna do whatever I can to help the team win. My strategy is to take it one question at a time.

Thank you, Craig Biggio.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:41 pm

Waiting on chedda with the double.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:50 pm

I'll take Johnny Carwash and Keg.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:06 pm

Brian

Post by **brian** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:11 pm

Woo hoo! Third-rounder like my boy Larry Warford.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:24 pm

We're expecting the same kind of performance too.

Bensell · Post by **Bensell** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 5:47 pm

So I'm waiting on rass, right?

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:06 pm

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:07 pm

With the third pick in the third round of the Fantasy Swampcrash draft, Team rass picks a young man who in his short life has overcome multiple tragedies of a sort that would cause those made of lesser stuff to lay down and quit.

Giff

Unfortunately, with this strong character he has developed a disregard for his own personal safety, and we'll be including stringent rules regarding non-Swampcrash related injuries in his contract.

Bensell · Post by **Bensell** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:42 pm

Give me Sabo & tom 1860

rass · Post by **rass** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:08 pm

Poor combine showing be damned, give me yahoo! boy.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:59 pm

Rooney Rule says I need some diversity...gimme Syb.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:03 pm

Jerloma wrote:Rooney Rule says I need some diversity...gimme Syb.

Shortage of Atheistic Jew lawyers in the Swamp? I'll make you proud, coach. There is going to be a lot of soccer questions, right GPJ? No? You're fucked, J-Lo.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:12 pm

And we already have two soccer guys. Start brushing up on your 21st century gangsta rappers.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:38 pm

I made it! I'll play tight end. (Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.)

TT2.0 · Post by **TT2.0** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:17 am

Its lonely in the greenroom. i thought buying predraft alcohol for chedda back in the day would have curried favor, but it did not. I'm carrying a huge chip on my shoulder to the other 3 teams that repeatedly passed me. I'm going to crush for whichever team selects me. Also, glad diamond is back.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:43 am

TT2.0 wrote:I'm carrying a huge chip on my shoulder to the other 3 teams that repeatedly passed me.

Is that was that is up there? We couldn't make it out.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:01 am

TT and Pruitt, welcome to the team! We've got our geographic bases covered. There better not be any East Coast bias to these questions.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:27 am

govmentchedda wrote:TT and Pruitt, welcome to the team! We've got our geographic bases covered. There better not be any East Coast bias to these questions.

I'll make you proud coach. I'm already mid-cycle, so should be at full strength on time for the regular season.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:18 am

Draft board updated. Cruising now!

Still need one more, y'all.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:19 am

Am I missing Doc somewhere or did he just choose not to play?

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:28 am

Gunpowder wrote:Draft board updated. Cruising now!

Still need one more, y'all.

It looks like you have me wlu_lax (who is on two teams at this point) instead of Bronto. If my pick of Yahoo! boy was unclear, I apologize.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:30 am

Whoops - it was but shouldn't have been. I just thought of links being posted.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:43 am

Gimme the Fluff!

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:52 am

TE for me? I hope you don't plan on using me as a blocker, J-Lo. I am all about the glory. And I have soft hands for a big man, just ask Flaco.

Post by **Sabo** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:53 am

Bensell wrote:Give me Sabo & tom 1860

Fuck yeah!

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:01 am

The next pick for Team rass left South Jersey 20 years ago with two bad knees and a dream of becoming a Swampcrash player. It's time to thank God for that dream come true.

With our fourth selection, Team rass selects:

cerrano