Premier League 2021-22

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Aug 29, 2021 4:07 pm

rass wrote: ↑Sun Aug 29, 2021 11:59 am Wolves never gonna score

I had that feeling watching them last week, and the highlights this week as well.

And mark your calendars for when Watford faces your team. 3 easy points - despite what the announcers would have you believe, they are shite.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sun Aug 29, 2021 9:48 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Aug 29, 2021 4:07 pm
rass wrote: ↑Sun Aug 29, 2021 11:59 am Wolves never gonna score
I had that feeling watching them last week, and the highlights this week as well.

And mark your calendars for when Watford faces your team. 3 easy points - despite what the announcers would have you believe, they are shite.

Can Arsenal beat them?

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:17 am

The Sybian wrote: ↑Sun Aug 29, 2021 9:48 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Aug 29, 2021 4:07 pm
rass wrote: ↑Sun Aug 29, 2021 11:59 am Wolves never gonna score
I had that feeling watching them last week, and the highlights this week as well.

And mark your calendars for when Watford faces your team. 3 easy points - despite what the announcers would have you believe, they are shite.
Can Arsenal beat them?

Based on what I've seen, Wolves are almost a good team. So, no.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 2:52 pm

Explain to me like a stupid child why City would be rumored at €100-125MM on Kane but wouldn't jump at Dortmund's rumored ask of €150MM on Haaland?

Baloney · Post by **Baloney** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 2:59 pm

Daniel James from United to Leeds for 28m

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:00 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 2:52 pm Explain to me like a stupid child why City would be rumored at €100-125MM on Kane but wouldn't jump at Dortmund's rumored ask of €150MM on Haaland?

English teams will pay a huge premium for English players. I'd pay the extra for Haaland without a second thought. Kane has one or two years before he starts to decline, right? OTOH, since speed was never a part of his game, maybe he has a couple more years. Regardless, Haaland is only 21!

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 4:19 pm

Baloney wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 2:59 pm Daniel James from United to Leeds for 28m

Bye Felicia

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 4:20 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 3:00 pm
mister d wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 2:52 pm Explain to me like a stupid child why City would be rumored at €100-125MM on Kane but wouldn't jump at Dortmund's rumored ask of €150MM on Haaland?
English teams will pay a huge premium for English players. I'd pay the extra for Haaland without a second thought. Kane has one or two years before he starts to decline, right? OTOH, since speed was never a part of his game, maybe he has a couple more years. Regardless, Haaland is only 21!

I'd pay that $150m right now as well (with Glazers' money, obvi).

Baloney · Post by **Baloney** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 5:46 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 4:19 pm
Baloney wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 2:59 pm Daniel James from United to Leeds for 28m
Bye Felicia

Poor man's Adama Traoré

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 5:47 pm

Baloney wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 5:46 pm
govmentchedda wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 4:19 pm
Baloney wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 2:59 pm Daniel James from United to Leeds for 28m
Bye Felicia
Poor man's Adama Traoré

Yup. Less jacked and oily, but the same level of finisher.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:37 pm

I hope Traore either stays at Wolves or goes to a squad like Leicester or Everton where I can still root for and enjoy him.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:03 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:37 pm I hope Traore either stays at Wolves or goes to a squad like Leicester or Everton where I can still root for and enjoy him.

I've seen him have some of his best games against Spurs and I still hope they don't buy him.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:18 pm

Never heard of this guy...

But He's My New Favourite Player!

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:48 am

Suprised not more chatter this AM about that Norwich / arsenal 19 vs 20 tilt.

Oh yeah, and the other thing happening.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:20 am

Feels like it did in SAF's heyday.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:29 am

Newcastle keeper's hair is something else. Not sure if he asked for the "Moe" or the "Pete Rose".

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:31 am

Seems a little too reliant on the two Portuguese so far.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:32 am

Newcastle really packing it in too, making it a slog to find space and an opportunity.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:44 am

Literally, at this moment, all 6 EPL games underway are 0-0 as halftime draws near.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:48 am

Never mind. Scratch that. #7 cleaning up.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:48 am

I got emotional.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:49 am

Ronaldo is just the kind of guy that would score on 9/11, isn't he

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:49 am

But it is the only goal scored in the six games so far.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:55 am

Exactly.

serrano · Post by **serrano** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:18 am

Would have been nice to see the build-up before the NUFC goal instead of the 13th replay of the Ronaldo celebration. Fucking cuntmuppets.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:18 am

That goal from Newcastle to equalize was most excellent. Game is opened up now.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:21 am

Holy nuts.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:22 am

serrano wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:18 am Would have been nice to see the build-up before the NUFC goal instead of the 13th replay of the Ronaldo celebration. Fucking cuntmuppets.

Guess that won’t happen now as they will instead show 13 replays of the second goal of his

serrano · Post by **serrano** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:24 am

It appears NUFC is in need of a human to play goal instead of an inanimate piece of dog shit. If they call me, I’ll be more ready to play than Freddie Woodman.

serrano · Post by **serrano** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:25 am

tennbengal wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:22 am
serrano wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:18 am Would have been nice to see the build-up before the NUFC goal instead of the 13th replay of the Ronaldo celebration. Fucking cuntmuppets.
Guess that won’t happen now as they will instead show 13 replays of the second goal of his

Ugh.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:37 am

serrano wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:24 am It appears NUFC is in need of a human to play goal instead of an inanimate piece of dog shit. If they call me, I’ll be more ready to play than Freddie Woodman.

yeah, goal-keeping understanding is NOT my thing - but I thought it was pretty weak on the spill that led to first MU goal, and that was definitely what appeared to be sub-optimal work on the second goal. Like, I know it was struck with pace but to go right through his legs...

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:40 am

Not much he could do about that 3rd goal tho...

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:51 am

United looks good.

serrano · Post by **serrano** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:59 am

tennbengal wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:40 am Not much he could do about that 3rd goal tho...

Nope, that wasn’t his fault but fuck Freddie nonetheless. Even with the slight deflection on the first, the ball hit him in the Mickey Mouse hands and botching that play is inexcusable on a premier league pitch. Would have liked tighter marking on Ronaldo there too, but whatever, it shouldn’t have gotten to that point. This game is much tighter with Dubravka or Darlow in goal.

It’s the hope that kills ya. Which means I’m gonna live cause I have no fucking hope for this team right now.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 11:01 am

Well, today we learned that Brentford will not go unbeaten all season, and Arsenal will not go winless all season.

Further updates to be provided as they happen.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 11:50 am

tennbengal wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:48 am Suprised not more chatter this AM about that Norwich / arsenal 19 vs 20 tilt.

Oh yeah, and the other thing happening.

Josh Sargent didn't even make the bench, so nobody else worth watching in the fixture. Haven't seen the highlights. Not sure if I should be happy Arsenal had 30 shots, or concerned they only scored one and only 6 were on target. I'll take the points, but scoring one goal after 4 games is problematic.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:53 pm

These behind the goal reaction cams are pretty common but you don’t usually get to see two goals on them…

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:50 pm

Top of the table. Having a laugh.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Sat Sep 25, 2021 12:20 pm

Liverpool's kits are making my eyes bleed.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Sep 26, 2021 12:12 pm

More like Nuno Dispírito Santo, amiright?