The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
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Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:44 pm Mom shows up to school wearing boxing glove, fights student.
Riddle already had the glove on when she arrived to campus — insisting that it was super glued to her wrist and she couldn’t remove it, according to KVUE.
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Phenomenal!!Giff wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:57 pmgovmentchedda wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 3:44 pm Mom shows up to school wearing boxing glove, fights student.
Riddle already had the glove on when she arrived to campus — insisting that it was super glued to her wrist and she couldn’t remove it, according to KVUE.
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I mean, this happened after the meeting. I'm dying laughing picturing everyone's faces during the meeting looking at a woman with a damn boxing glove "super glued" on her hand.
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it's the Chekhov's gun of FLA/OH
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Gold! You can retire now, that is a classic.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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The wording of that tweet dramatically oversells what actually happened.
“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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Fun-mongering media strikes again
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Who hasn't wanted to go all Dukes of Hazard on a drawbridge?
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:03 am Report: Man caught watching porn, drinking beer at library
Don't think his brother's sending him a Christmas gift this year!When police asked the man for his name, he allegedly first gave his brother’s before giving his actual name, the report states.
He allegedly told an officer he gave an incorrect name at first because “he did not want it in the paper that he was drinking at the library and watching porn,” the report states.
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After all the emails he sent him?Pruitt wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:14 pmDSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:03 am Report: Man caught watching porn, drinking beer at libraryDon't think his brother's sending him a Christmas gift this year!When police asked the man for his name, he allegedly first gave his brother’s before giving his actual name, the report states.
He allegedly told an officer he gave an incorrect name at first because “he did not want it in the paper that he was drinking at the library and watching porn,” the report states.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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That is some crazy shit. I mean who does that? Read this shit:
“The owner said no,” Breitkreuz said. “He thought that was it. It’s done. Asked and answered. Not going to happen.”
Wilson apparently thought otherwise. Wilson said God had told him he was meant to be married at Finkel’s home, so he and Jones moved forward with the plans. The wedding promised a glamorous affair to celebrate the “Royal Couple,” as they referred to themselves on the wedding website.
The ceremony was set to begin at 3:30 p.m. Saturday, according to the website, followed by a “Red Carpet Happy Hour” and a reception lasting until 2:30 a.m. Wilson and Jones, who met in high school but reconnected 30 years later, also invited guests back to the mansion the following day for a brunch.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Teen accused of rigging vote to become homecoming queen will be tried as an adult
On the day she was crowned homecoming queen, Emily Grover wore a sparkly silver dress. A bouquet of roses rested in the crook of her arm, and a crown adorned her curled blond hair.
Then the achievement crashed down around her: Prosecutors accused her and her mother, an assistant principal in the same school district, of casting hundreds of illicit votes to rig the election. Grover was expelled from her high school, and her mother, Laura Carroll, was suspended from her job.
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Off to delete the "Help a swamper out" thread!DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 2:05 pm Teen accused of rigging vote to become homecoming queen will be tried as an adult
On the day she was crowned homecoming queen, Emily Grover wore a sparkly silver dress. A bouquet of roses rested in the crook of her arm, and a crown adorned her curled blond hair.
Then the achievement crashed down around her: Prosecutors accused her and her mother, an assistant principal in the same school district, of casting hundreds of illicit votes to rig the election. Grover was expelled from her high school, and her mother, Laura Carroll, was suspended from her job.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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Reminds me of this film:DaveInSeattle wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 2:05 pm Teen accused of rigging vote to become homecoming queen will be tried as an adult
On the day she was crowned homecoming queen, Emily Grover wore a sparkly silver dress. A bouquet of roses rested in the crook of her arm, and a crown adorned her curled blond hair.
Then the achievement crashed down around her: Prosecutors accused her and her mother, an assistant principal in the same school district, of casting hundreds of illicit votes to rig the election. Grover was expelled from her high school, and her mother, Laura Carroll, was suspended from her job.
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Glad we're getting that hardened criminal off the street. Great use of government resources.
Totally Kafkaesque
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A 28-year-old posed as a student to sneak into high school, police say. Her goal: Instagram follows.
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Don't knock the hustle.
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Compared to what would be the top ten things I could think of as a motive in that situation, that's not really so bad.
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About 21 seconds and multiple verbal orders from the first time she throws a bottle at him until the cop shoots his taser.
“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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Pretty nice for 53.
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Meth or mental illness. Cop still managed to be a dick about it.
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Some great replies. “If your body looked that good at 53, you’d be naked in an Outback too.”
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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At least she kept her shoes on to walk on all that glass
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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Only cause people apparently buy THIRTY dollar scratchers. Why is the government peddling vices at thirty bucks a pop? Pretty sure that Walmart sells food. 100% sure this guy spends half his money trying to hit it again.
. – Akil Ferdinand says he didn’t really believe it when his scratch-off ticket revealed a $1 million top prize.
He downloaded the Lottery’s mobile app just to double-check.
“I was so excited to see that I had just become a millionaire!” the 36-year-old from ***** told lottery officials.
Ferdinand won on a $30 ticket in the Fastest Road to $1,000,000 game. He bought it at a Walmart at 1850 Southwest Gatlin Boulevard in ***** which receives a $2,000 bonus commission.
Lottery officials say Ferdinand decided to take his winnings as a lump-sum payout of $790,000.
. – Akil Ferdinand says he didn’t really believe it when his scratch-off ticket revealed a $1 million top prize.
He downloaded the Lottery’s mobile app just to double-check.
“I was so excited to see that I had just become a millionaire!” the 36-year-old from ***** told lottery officials.
Ferdinand won on a $30 ticket in the Fastest Road to $1,000,000 game. He bought it at a Walmart at 1850 Southwest Gatlin Boulevard in ***** which receives a $2,000 bonus commission.
Lottery officials say Ferdinand decided to take his winnings as a lump-sum payout of $790,000.
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If you're ever in a convenience store at 8:00 am you are bound to see the early morning lottery players with their stacks of scratchers buying tickets for the next draw and even playing instant lottery on the terminals.
It is a sad sight.
It is a sad sight.
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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More about this glorious nut -Pruitt wrote: ↑Mon Jul 26, 2021 12:30 pm An easy one...
_____ man washes ashore after trying to ‘walk’ to New York in bubble device
Totally Kafkaesque
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"Glorious Nut" is a perfect description.
"Incredible Lunatic?"
"Incredible Lunatic?"
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian