2021 NFL Season Thread

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And then BONE would run out and fight them and steal their mics and do "Thuggish Ruggish" and it would be amazing!
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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I genuinely thought this was some old shit. This is new shit? From sometime following the Thursday night loss?
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oh NOW he goes for it
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Johnnie wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pmOh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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I'm imagining a world where, early on in the hiring process, the Khans told Urban that they value family and loyalty (and a litany of similar traits) and that he responded by cooking up the idea to run this scheme to give them a reason to fire him so he doesn't have to quit.

But, then, Urban isn't that smart.
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You love to see it.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2021 7:26 pm
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I'm calling if it pops up again next week. I wasn't planning on purchasing it this year anyway and instead doing that student deal. but I'm gonna try to get them to give it to me or at least stop the ads before I do that.
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Looks like Urban may have to re-issue his apology to his wife...

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Guys, relax... That's just his granddaughter.
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The guy wants to fuck. Probably more like the guy wants to play around with a lady who enjoys the attention of a famous person. If youre not his wife I don't see the issue. Guy may not even like his wife. People just hate urban Meyer. Maybe it's justified. I don't know or follow Ohio football so of limited interest. But this is how guys end up sticking cigars in Monica Lewinskys pussy. Either you find someone out and guys want to video or you find someone at work and get fired. I'll go with out. I've always enjoyed a seated grind that doesn't require singles and a dispute over how many songs.
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The issue with guys like Urban Meyer, as strongly suggested by the Simpsons and Tim Tebow references in this thread, is that he's built his reputation on a bunch of self-serving, sanctimonious bullshit.

So, it's not just "People Hate Urban Meyer." It's that people love to call out blatant hypocrisy.
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Yeah, no. Meyer has earned this. Quit multiple jobs citing "family" and pushes the family narrative to the extreme. FCA type bullshit. And then crocodile tears after their latest loss/collapse but sticks around OH (apparently w/ his wife's blessing) to run his hand in a crotch/taint check of a woman at his steakhouse. That's gonna get talked about.
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Did he discipline a player publicly for extramarital sex? Or is he the successful former coach of the team that owns Michigan?

I'll accept Bengals answer as less tainted.
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Further, this was Meyer earlier BEFORE the latest video showing him attempting an oil check surfaced...

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Which part of her taint was trying to get him on the dance floor?

Basically, "it looks bad but I was just an innocent sitting on my barstool" explanation before that particular video surfaced. May need to workshop a new explanation.
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That's a 1/10 on the public embarrassment to your wife standard. And that's what get you stabbed. She ain't leaving.
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It's hilarious. Of course she isn't leaving. he's a massive douche and this objectively fantastic. Just out for a dinner with the grandkids and was lured to the party next door. Poor him.

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Too bad he's not still coaching at tOSU...if he was those videos never would have seen the light of day.
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Can't even count how many times I went out to dinner with my father and my kids and my father starts giving out thumb butts to all the ladies in the restaurant. Perfectly normal behavior.
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The Sybian wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:45 pm Can't even count how many times I went out to dinner with my father and my kids and my father starts giving out thumb butts to all the ladies in the restaurant. Perfectly normal behavior.
Right? Who among us...
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tennbengal wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:46 pm
The Sybian wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:45 pm Can't even count how many times I went out to dinner with my father and my kids and my father starts giving out thumb butts to all the ladies in the restaurant. Perfectly normal behavior.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 12:50 pm Did he discipline a player publicly for extramarital sex? Or is he the successful former coach of the team that owns Michigan?

I'll accept Bengals answer as less tainted.
I mean, whatever, facts is facts. Bo Schembechler allowed a sexual predator to do terrible things for years and his statue should come down and they should rename the football facility. (not being sarcastic).

Does that help? As much as I'm a lifelong fan, I'm also not a blind homer... For anything or anybody.

Urban Meyer is a huge hypocrite.
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I don't get it. What do you all do at bars and clubs?
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HaulCitgo wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:09 pm I don't get it. What do you all do at bars and clubs?
Not fuck around on my wife by sticking my fingers
into young ladies’ taints.

(Although to be fair, I’m not getting any offers, anyway.)
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HaulCitgo wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:09 pm I don't get it. What do you all do at bars and clubs?
I can only speak for myself, but I don't go out to bars and clubs to get handsy with co-eds.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:09 pm I don't get it. What do you all do at bars and clubs?
When I'm (allegedly) there with my grandkids and I'm married, I keep my fingers out of other womens' orifices. Pretty basic stuff.

I personally don't give a rats ass about what he does. I know people on this site have been bashing the guy for years and if the majority of guys here hate someone that much, I'll lend it some credence. If he is a judgmental holy roller, than I'm all for calling out his hypocrisy. If you are married and grope women in bars, I really don't care as long as the women are consenting. And if your wife doesn't care, good for you, have at it. Just not something I'm interested in doing, but no judgment.
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I think the idea to follow the nonverbal cues here. If someone grinds on my dick at a bar it is customary to grab her ass.

And it's not your wife it's his. She may not fuck him.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:22 pm I think the idea to follow the nonverbal cues here. If someone grinds on my dick at a bar it is customary to grab her ass.

And it's not your wife it's his. She may not fuck him.
My wife doesn't fuck him either.
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I'd also point out the holier-than-thou types 100% count on "who are you to judge" and equating them doing it with a married backup LB doing it. They aren't the same unless the backup LB has been preaching family and morality shit for decades.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:22 pm I think the idea to follow the nonverbal cues here. If someone grinds on my dick at a bar it is customary to grab her ass.

And it's not your wife it's his. She may not fuck him.
Also, I missed the grinding part. It'd be rude not to grab her.
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No real dog in this fight re: Meyer. There also could be "an understanding" in terms of him going outside the marriage if he wants.
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I would also guess that his wife would include a "don't publicly humiliate me" clause in any agreement since he is a widely-recognized public figure.
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sancarlos wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:13 pm
HaulCitgo wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:09 pm I don't get it. What do you all do at bars and clubs?
Not fuck around on my wife by sticking my fingers
into young ladies’ taints.

(Although to be fair, I’m not getting any offers, anyway.)
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I just love the schadenfreude of watching these self-styled beacons of morality get exposed for the hypocrites that they are.

Didn't Meyer shield a wife abuser and then lie about it?

Hope he gets a visit from a divorce lawyer this week. That'd be fun.
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Yes re: shielding wife abuser.
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duff wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:47 pm
tennbengal wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:46 pm
The Sybian wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 1:45 pm Can't even count how many times I went out to dinner with my father and my kids and my father starts giving out thumb butts to all the ladies in the restaurant. Perfectly normal behavior.
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If this was Gronk doing this behavior, it's not a story (or if it even is it's a "how fucking awesome is Gronk?" story) and that's fine because as expressed above by at least like four or five different people, Gronk isn't sanctimoniously going off every fucking day about what a family man he is and what a paragon of virtue he represents.

Fuck Urban Meyer. Guy has every column inch of bad publicity and more coming to him. I hope he fucking quits tomorrow and sheds a bunch more crocodile tears about how he's being attacked.
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