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brian wrote: Fri Oct 01, 2021 8:53 pm It’s a fair assessment of the Lions that they play hard and they’re probably not as bad as many people think. A good team like Baltimore had to hit the longest kick in the history of the sport to beat them.
And have their WR drop 2-3 TD passes.
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Lions roster is better than people think on the lines (or at least on the OL). That's going to keep them in a lot of games until the score starts getting higher than Jared Goff can take them.
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The Sybian wrote: Sat Oct 02, 2021 8:31 am
Tom 1860 wrote: Sat Oct 02, 2021 8:19 am Titans are missing two pro bowl WRs this weekend, they lost their best TE in the off season and are also down to two OLBs on the roster, so passing and pass rushing look out of the question. They might make the Jets look good on Sunday...
Jets are down 4 safeties and they havent had an NFL caliber corner for a couple years. Offensive line is horrendous. Titans will be just fine.

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Gunpowder wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 6:44 am
The Sybian wrote: Sat Oct 02, 2021 8:31 am
Tom 1860 wrote: Sat Oct 02, 2021 8:19 am Titans are missing two pro bowl WRs this weekend, they lost their best TE in the off season and are also down to two OLBs on the roster, so passing and pass rushing look out of the question. They might make the Jets look good on Sunday...
Jets are down 4 safeties and they havent had an NFL caliber corner for a couple years. Offensive line is horrendous. Titans will be just fine.

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Titans finding ways to lose to the Jets... It is impressively poor
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Tom 1860 wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 2:56 pm Titans finding ways to lose to the Jets... It is impressively poor
The 74% of America who didn’t have Tennessee in survivor like this.
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We could have the first ever OT game in which a team loses because the clock ran out on them
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Are they playing for the tie? what the hell Vrabel
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It is Vrabel Time right now
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I am in awe. Having watched this, I will not criticize Joe Judge for at least the next two hours.
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Rex wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 3:41 pm We could have the first ever OT game in which a team loses because the clock ran out on them
Although this did not technically happen, you have to think that the clock played a role in how those last few plays, uh, went down.
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Yep, that is correct... The Titans can get smashed at home in the opener then go to Seattle and win. Two weeks later The Titans lose to the Jets, what a load of shite...
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This happened today too.

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I wonder what the latest a winless team has been able to control its own destiny in a division race is. 0-6? 0-7? probably not past 7.
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I imagine the Giants controlled their destiny at 0-5 last year. With the schedule structure, 0-4 is probably not that crazy. You just need to be 2 games behind the leader right?
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The Sybian wrote: Sat Oct 02, 2021 8:31 am
Tom 1860 wrote: Sat Oct 02, 2021 8:19 am Titans are missing two pro bowl WRs this weekend, they lost their best TE in the off season and are also down to two OLBs on the roster, so passing and pass rushing look out of the question. They might make the Jets look good on Sunday...
Jets are down 4 safeties and they havent had an NFL caliber corner for a couple years. Offensive line is horrendous. Titans will be just fine.
The #3 and 4 safeties were able to play, clearly made all the difference…

Jets pass rush was really impressive, and Wilson throws a beautiful deep ball on the rollout! Second half was the first time it looked like Wilson took off the training wheels and just played. Now he needs to hit a wide open receiver within 10 yards.
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Reeeeaaaaallly couldn't give a fuck less about what a bunch of massholes think about Brady leaving.
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Johnnie wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 9:27 pm Reeeeaaaaallly couldn't give a fuck less about what a bunch of massholes think about Brady leaving.
The sheer balls of anyone who roots for a franchise that was literally one of the five worst of the 20th century shitting on a guy who more or less single-handedly won six titles in 20 years is hilarious. The Pats being mediocre (at best) for the next two decades is gonna be beyond hilarious.
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Ineligible receiver downfield is pretty much the easiest penalty to call, but it's still so random on when it's called. Seems like it could be called on every screen, yet it just seems like they make it arbitrary depending on the time of game.
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Yeah, I'm bitter because it seems my team gets called for it twice a week, but then I see such obvious ones that get nothing, like Fournette's 24-yard reception on that last drive, with No. 68 eight yards downfield at the time Fournette catches it.
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Reaper wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:11 pm Yeah, I'm bitter because it seems my team gets called for it twice a week, but then I see such obvious ones that get nothing, like Fournette's 24-yard reception on that last drive, with No. 68 eight yards downfield at the time Fournette catches it.

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I can't see the down marker on this but I'm guessing the white line is the LOS. Fournette is behind the LOS, so the linemen can be downfield as much as they want. The rule only applies on passes that travel past the LOS.
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It's kind of rare for an NFL game to effectively be over after 5 minutes, but the Bills-Texans game was like that.

My God that QB is terrible.
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Pruitt wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 9:40 am It's kind of rare for an NFL game to effectively be over after 5 minutes, but the Bills-Texans game was like that.

My God that QB is terrible.
And he was their first pick this year! WTF!?
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Giff wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 9:51 am
Pruitt wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 9:40 am It's kind of rare for an NFL game to effectively be over after 5 minutes, but the Bills-Texans game was like that.

My God that QB is terrible.
And he was their first pick this year! WTF!?
I have no idea how anyone watched him in college and thought "yeah, that's what we need leading this team".
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Is he super religious?
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mister d wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 11:01 am Is he super religious?
His high school was "Greater Atlanta Christian School", so....
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Eh, my high school (and college) were both religious and I would never get bonus points for loving god in a job interview then or now.
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Gunpowder wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 10:07 am
Giff wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 9:51 am
Pruitt wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 9:40 am It's kind of rare for an NFL game to effectively be over after 5 minutes, but the Bills-Texans game was like that.

My God that QB is terrible.
And he was their first pick this year! WTF!?
I have no idea how anyone watched him in college and thought "yeah, that's what we need leading this team".
It's the new phrenology, judging QB talent by neck size. This kid is off the charts! Sign him up!
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brian wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 11:05 am
mister d wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 11:01 am Is he super religious?
His high school was "Greater Atlanta Christian School", so....
I don't know if that's necessarily dispositive. I would guess there are athlete kids on scholarship to to prep schools like Mater Dei and Don Bosco Prep who jerk off, give head, and eat meat on Fridays in March.
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Gunpowder wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 10:07 am
Giff wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 9:51 am
Pruitt wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 9:40 am It's kind of rare for an NFL game to effectively be over after 5 minutes, but the Bills-Texans game was like that.

My God that QB is terrible.
And he was their first pick this year! WTF!?
I have no idea how anyone watched him in college and thought "yeah, that's what we need leading this team".
I legitimately wonder how much him going to Stanford played a role in being the guy who "rose" up draft boards during the pre-draft process. If he goes and plays for any other program/coach that isn't so friendly to the NFL, is he even a late-round pick?
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Brontoburglar wrote: Mon Oct 04, 2021 7:59 am
Reaper wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:11 pm Yeah, I'm bitter because it seems my team gets called for it twice a week, but then I see such obvious ones that get nothing, like Fournette's 24-yard reception on that last drive, with No. 68 eight yards downfield at the time Fournette catches it.

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I can't see the down marker on this but I'm guessing the white line is the LOS. Fournette is behind the LOS, so the linemen can be downfield as much as they want. The rule only applies on passes that travel past the LOS.
Yeah, I now see that. Not sure how I missed the white line. I was going off the beginning of the sticks, which was obviously 1st and 10, and the pic somewhat clear shows it's 2nd. I'm just irrationally (rationally?) angry that three Eagles TDs were called back for penalties yesterday, and they now have 44 on the year.
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Nice lightning delay in your $5B indoor stadium, LA.
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Is this just a case of west coast people dealing with lightning the way that southerners deal with snow?
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Chris Berman’s face looks like a catcher’s mitt.
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