NFL Week 6

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Thu Oct 14, 2021 11:37 am

I've completely lost control of this file, have no idea what I was doing last year in some calcs and the injury mods aren't working right either. Oh well.

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This is more straightforward, measuring things that matter and ranking them. Bye teams aren't listed, adding them would add like a day at this point.

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Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Oct 14, 2021 12:00 pm

Colts are -9.5!

I am pretty sure that there has never been a 1-4 team favoured by two scores.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Thu Oct 14, 2021 12:09 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu Oct 14, 2021 12:00 pm Colts are -9.5!

I am pretty sure that there has never been a 1-4 team favoured by two scores.

Like five years ago (maybe more) a winless Jags team beat a shitty Titans team and knocked a ton of people out of survivors. I'll check the spread on that one.

EDIT: NM, Titans were 4-4 at the time. Was 2013.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Oct 14, 2021 12:13 pm

I'm hoping that the Gruden shitshow leaves the Raiders vulnerable to a beatdown by the Broncos. But, who knows? Maybe they'll rally 'round the flag and play their best game of the year.

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Thu Oct 14, 2021 8:25 pm

How is that definitive evidence for an overturn? That was like a 6-minute review! Oh, everyone outside of Philly is watching Dodgers-Giants? I get it.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Oct 14, 2021 8:53 pm

Does Hurts understand the rules? He keeps running out of bounds for no apparent reason.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Thu Oct 14, 2021 8:55 pm

Reaper wrote: ↑Thu Oct 14, 2021 8:25 pm How is that definitive evidence for an overturn? That was like a 6-minute review! Oh, everyone outside of Philly is watching Dodgers-Giants? I get it.

that was a shit overturn.

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Thu Oct 14, 2021 9:00 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑Thu Oct 14, 2021 8:53 pm Does Hurts understand the rules? He keeps running out of bounds for no apparent reason.

This whole team has no situational awareness or field awareness. Earlier he slid in bounds right before the sideline and lost two yards, instead of just throwing it away. He constantly misses wide open receivers because he seems to only have one read. Last week Miles Sanders went out of bounds twice while the Eagles were trying to run out the clock. Everything is so much easier to stop though when every play is a pass. Sanders has one carry for one yard at halftime, and that's literally it for running backs.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 4:46 am

I don't think that's what my predictor is thinking when it says one score game but I'll take it.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 5:12 am

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 12:42 pm

I guess I could put this in the Brushes thread, but I know Vita Vea’s mother.

I deliver Meals on Wheels once a week, and his mother is the caregiver for a disabled lady on the route. So, I have a little chat when I stop by. She is one large Tongan!

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:03 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 12:42 pm I guess I could put this in the Brushes thread, but I know Vita Vea’s mother.

I deliver Meals on Wheels once a week, and his mother is the caregiver for a disabled lady on the route. So, I have a little chat when I stop by. She is one large Tongan!

Next time you see her, ask to exchange shirts.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 2:17 pm

The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:03 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 12:42 pm I guess I could put this in the Brushes thread, but I know Vita Vea’s mother.

I deliver Meals on Wheels once a week, and his mother is the caregiver for a disabled lady on the route. So, I have a little chat when I stop by. She is one large Tongan!
Next time you see her, ask to exchange shirts.

i laughed

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 2:27 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 2:17 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:03 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 12:42 pm I guess I could put this in the Brushes thread, but I know Vita Vea’s mother.

I deliver Meals on Wheels once a week, and his mother is the caregiver for a disabled lady on the route. So, I have a little chat when I stop by. She is one large Tongan!
Next time you see her, ask to exchange shirts.
i laughed

I didn't...because I thought this was the proud parent thread when I clicked.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Oct 15, 2021 2:49 pm

A_B wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 2:27 pm
tennbengal wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 2:17 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:03 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 12:42 pm I guess I could put this in the Brushes thread, but I know Vita Vea’s mother.

I deliver Meals on Wheels once a week, and his mother is the caregiver for a disabled lady on the route. So, I have a little chat when I stop by. She is one large Tongan!
Next time you see her, ask to exchange shirts.
i laughed
I didn't...because I thought this was the proud parent thread when I clicked.

AB, always assuming the worst of me.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sat Oct 16, 2021 8:42 am

Post by **brian** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 10:25 am

If the Jags lose this game it’s hard to see them winning a game before that Texans game in December.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 11:26 am

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 11:48 am

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 11:51 am

That was a great play call at the end though. Bluffed the hail Mary.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 11:55 am

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 4:00 pm

The Browns are putting up an effort fitting the Factory of Sadness.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 4:02 pm

Vikings easily the entertainment team of the season.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 5:11 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 4:00 pm The Browns are putting up an effort fitting the Factory of Sadness.

Seemed to have turned it around before Mayfield fumbled and went down and started writhing in pain immediately afterwards.

tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 5:24 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 4:00 pm The Browns are putting up an effort fitting the Factory of Sadness.

the hail mary before halftime bailed them out a bit too and made it closer at that point than how the game had been playing out...

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 6:11 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 4:00 pm The Browns are putting up an effort fitting the Factory of Sadness.

Trash.

They have beaten trash this year and are getting butchered by good teams. After tonight, they'll be in last.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 6:24 pm

Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 6:11 pm They have beaten trash this year and are getting butchered by good teams. After tonight, they'll be in last.

Sadly, that also describes the Broncos.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 6:29 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 6:24 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 6:11 pm They have beaten trash this year and are getting butchered by good teams. After tonight, they'll be in last.
Sadly, that also describes the Broncos.

It's Broncos-Browns on Thursday!

Post by **brian** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 6:56 pm

Belichick should definitely retire after this season though he seems arrogant enough to be that guy who hangs around five seasons too long.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 6:58 pm

Still think one of the lamest things the league does is regularly shove owner celebrations down out throats (sometimes, in games like Dallas/NE it feels like after every drive) but they almost never show the despondent owner’s box when one of these hateable fuckers lose.

ETA:

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:08 pm

brian wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 6:56 pm Belichick should definitely retire after this season though he seems arrogant enough to be that guy who hangs around five seasons too long.

Amazing how his magic touch disappeared when Brady flew to Tampa.

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:32 pm

I think they've looked pretty good. Thought they played well today. Same a probably 2-3 others just came up a bit short. Not out of it yet.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:37 pm

Let’s be honest: If I were a Dallas safety I would have atleast broken up, and probably picked off, that long TD pass.

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 9:05 pm

Even if that were fluky QB drove them for a score and got the two with the game in the balance. I'm more worried about OL. Running game just has to dominate. They showed flashes. Defense made some plays and held them down enough to win. Asking for stops in 4th OT too much to ask. Special teams not up to standard? Now thats something you can take Belichick to task for.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 10:00 pm

brian wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 6:56 pm Belichick should definitely retire after this season though he seems arrogant enough to be that guy who hangs around five seasons too long.

I think Belichick should have retired 20 years ago.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 11:01 pm

Almost a Jim Marshall moment on that fumble recovery by Pittsburgh.

Post by **brian** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 11:02 pm

Subjecting people to this Steelers/Seahawks OT has to violate the Geneva Convention somehow.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 11:03 pm

Laughed my ass off at this moment earlier.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Oct 17, 2021 11:04 pm

Awful game

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Mon Oct 18, 2021 10:06 am

Pruitt wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:08 pm
brian wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 6:56 pm Belichick should definitely retire after this season though he seems arrogant enough to be that guy who hangs around five seasons too long.
Amazing how his magic touch disappeared when Brady flew to Tampa.

Amazing how Brady has looked a lot better now that his two most frequently-used targets are no longer a 33-year-old Julian Edelman and James White, backed up by guys like Phillip Dorsett, Mohamed Sanu, and Jakobi Meyers.

It just bothers me how much the national media has changed their tune and slobbers all over how amazing he's playing without mentioning the minor difference in the skill position talent around him.