The Official Swamp Dating Thread
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Congrats!
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Mozel mozel!
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Congrats bronto!
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Congrats!!!
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Congrats Bronto!
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Giff wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 4:47 pmWhat's the date?Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:28 pmfirst swamper to volunteer for this will receive very good food and free booze all night and also be eligible to compete in my memorial singlehood golf tournament the day beforeA_B wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:12 pmI will settle for one Swamper in attendance, wearing a webcam on his head and holding a laptop with everyone else in the swamp on a zoom meeting.The Sybian wrote: ↑Thu Nov 18, 2021 3:02 pmAnd this is all that matters. Congrats, Bronto. I'll PM my address for the invite.
Prima Nocta rules in effect?
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Def congrats, Bronto.
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Nice news Bronto...may all of your internet trolls leave you alone for a day as a gift.
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Congrats, bronto!
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thanks y'all
I'm glad the old swamp from 15+ years ago got nuked. what an advancement.
I'm glad the old swamp from 15+ years ago got nuked. what an advancement.
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Congrats. Hope y'all have a good life.
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Big ups, Bronto.
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Throws emphatic hat in ring
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Saw it on FB and meant to post on here also. Mazel tov Bronto!
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Bronto nuptials one weekend and Railbird Fest with AB the next sounds like an awfully awesome swamp summer!
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Balakay and A—a-Ron ride again!
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Congratulations, Bronto! I need to go find that Facebook post...
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A college friend whose divorce became finalized in April decided he was not going to spend his first New Year's Eve since 2002 as a single man at his home. He arrived home at 9am this morning and also has a Tinder date tonight.
The text chain of our group of friends has gotten off to a good start this year.
The text chain of our group of friends has gotten off to a good start this year.
“All I'm sayin' is, he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall.”
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My college friend group text last night was much less interesting, with one guy chiming in this morning that he was in bed by 10:00pm.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sat Jan 01, 2022 2:47 pm A college friend whose divorce became finalized in April decided he was not going to spend his first New Year's Eve since 2002 as a single man at his home. He arrived home at 9am this morning and also has a Tinder date tonight.
The text chain of our group of friends has gotten off to a good start this year.
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I was asleep before 10:30pm on New Year's Eve, so I understand.The Sybian wrote: ↑Sat Jan 01, 2022 4:38 pmMy college friend group text last night was much less interesting, with one guy chiming in this morning that he was in bed by 10:00pm.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Sat Jan 01, 2022 2:47 pm A college friend whose divorce became finalized in April decided he was not going to spend his first New Year's Eve since 2002 as a single man at his home. He arrived home at 9am this morning and also has a Tinder date tonight.
The text chain of our group of friends has gotten off to a good start this year.
My friend acknowledged that he was probably going to catch Omicron (he also had the original strain in late spring of 2020), to which I added "among other things." I also asked if he practiced safe sex, specifically if she wore a mask while orally pleasing him.
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Have a date with a really hot 5-foot tall Brazilian tonight. Not sure why I didn't do this sooner.
(I'm only 5-foot-8, so anyone around 4-11 to 5-1 with huge boobs is right in the wheelhouse.)
(I'm only 5-foot-8, so anyone around 4-11 to 5-1 with huge boobs is right in the wheelhouse.)
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I think I can speak for all of the 5' 10" men out there and say that's in our wheelhouse too.
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I know there are rules around here...
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Carumba!
She's got legs like a fullback!
She's got legs like a fullback!
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Well hello!
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There's a girl I follow on Twitter who I'd be all over if I was one to step out on my marriage. Big butt, big boobs, cute face, loves the same Texas country has me, loves sex, loves weed, loves basketball, loves baseball, loves soccer, loves sex.
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Was she laying face down to her right before that pic?
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It's Follow Friday, dude. Just sayin'
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Have fun, Brian!
We old married dudes haven’t had much vicarious fun through you guys out there living it up, ever since Jerloma came off the market. (And, DiS, a long time ago.)
We old married dudes haven’t had much vicarious fun through you guys out there living it up, ever since Jerloma came off the market. (And, DiS, a long time ago.)
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And, her twitter handle is…??
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And JLo just tortured us with refusal to swing at underhand slow pitches over the center of the plate.
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Might have just booked a date with a minor league porn actress when I get back too. Pic to come. She’s wicked smart actually. We bonded over what a cynical ass I am, our mutual appreciation for Infinite Jest and that 95 percent of guys first line on the dating site is asking her if she wants to fuck. A good if crude philosophy to live by is to treat whores like queens and queens like whores.
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brian wrote: ↑Fri Jan 07, 2022 6:21 pm Might have just booked a date with a minor league porn actress when I get back too. Pic to come. She’s wicked smart actually. We bonded over what a cynical ass I am, our mutual appreciation for Infinite Jest and that 95 percent of guys first line on the dating site is asking her if she wants to fuck. A good if crude philosophy to live by is to treat whores like queens and queens like whores.
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you are certainly on a different road than the one Jerloma took
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How much fecking land do you own?
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Las Vegas offers opportunities unlike most other places for sure. I’ve seen literally like four or five other profiles from women who say they’re porn actresses. (I only liked one of the other profiles. I mean I’m also looking for people I’d like to hang out with.)tennbengal wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 11:29 am you are certainly on a different road than the one Jerloma took
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Are they pron actresses or OnlyFans models? No judgment either way.
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I bet Ryan is already familiar with her logo.
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