Swamply Connect (PLAYOFFS and ASG ANNOUNCEMENT)

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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Pat with the Ja Rule pull was impressive, especially considering he had Katie for Janet.
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Ryan wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:01 pm
duff wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:34 am And a big fuck you to Ryan for leaving out Badd Ass Billy Gunn and The Road Dogg Jesse James.

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And if you're not down with D-X and the New Age Outlaws, we got two words for you...Suck It!
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I’ve been singing the chorus to “Magic” for 2 days straight now but it recently morphed into “oh oh oh, O’Reilly. Auto paaa-arts”. Sorry.
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Ryan wrote: Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:40 am Due to blackout restrictions, the following episode is unavailable in the following areas:
  • New Jersey
Please do not call the commissioner's office as we are experiencing heavier than normal wait times.

Episode 16
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I just found out an online league exists and look!
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I wonder if that league is on a 3 month hiatus.
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The Sybian wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:52 pm I wonder if that league is on a 3 month hiatus.
Hiatus? I've been at the Connect Olympics. Guess you didn't qualify out of the Jersey region.
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The Sybian wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:52 pm I wonder if that league is on a 3 month hiatus.
I know! I'm basically ready to go but inertia has settled in. I'm heading over to GMail right now to see what I can do.
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A_B wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:12 pm
The Sybian wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:52 pm I wonder if that league is on a 3 month hiatus.
Hiatus? I've been at the Connect Olympics. Guess you didn't qualify out of the Jersey region.
Those West Jersey guys are almost 5 Pound Basses worthy.
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Giff wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:41 pm
A_B wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:12 pm
The Sybian wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:52 pm I wonder if that league is on a 3 month hiatus.
Hiatus? I've been at the Connect Olympics. Guess you didn't qualify out of the Jersey region.
Those West Jersey guys are almost 5 Pound Basses worthy.
It’d be a dreadful, selfish crime.
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Hey yes hi.

Game 19 is in the books as the top 2 teams so far finally meet up. Here's the wall.

Another one tonight (I hope) to close out Week 5.
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Still mad at myself for the clusterfuck in the last segment.

Thanks Ryan for keeping this running and good game RayJays
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Thanks for the bump I totally forgot about this tonight.
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Amazing, Carwash.
Ferguson's given name was inspired by Father Ralph de Bricassart, a character in the 1977 novel The Thorn Birds.
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BSF21 wrote: Thu Feb 03, 2022 10:16 am Thanks for the bump I totally forgot about this tonight.
Me too! Dental implant fell out and is getting replaced, but I should be able to speak.
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Ryan wrote: Thu Feb 03, 2022 9:51 am Hey yes hi.

Game 19 is in the books as the top 2 teams so far finally meet up. Here's the wall.

Another one tonight (I hope) to close out Week 5.
Anyone else not have access to the google link for the video or is it my work firewall?

4/10 good wall.
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A_B wrote: Thu Feb 03, 2022 12:56 pm
Ryan wrote: Thu Feb 03, 2022 9:51 am Hey yes hi.

Game 19 is in the books as the top 2 teams so far finally meet up. Here's the wall.

Another one tonight (I hope) to close out Week 5.
Anyone else not have access to the google link for the video or is it my work firewall?

4/10 good wall.
Access denied...
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My bad. Access undenied
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Ryan wrote: Thu Feb 03, 2022 10:54 am Amazing, Carwash.
Ferguson's given name was inspired by Father Ralph de Bricassart, a character in the 1977 novel The Thorn Birds.
A truly remarkable bit of trivia.
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I would have said the 5 point answer as a joke on the Vince Lombardi clue. The mile marker number threw me, I would have joked that if it was 16 instead of 116, it'd be the closest exit (not sure if that is even true).
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Game 20 from last night takes us to the end of Week 5. Here's the wall.

Unsorted standings in the first post of the thread are updated. Looks like we have 3 teams fighting for the last 2 playoff spots. I'll try and get Week 6 games moving shortly.
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BSF21 wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 2:31 pm I'm Q'ed until the 19th. Hit me up.
God isn't this a fucking sad post. 2020 and my first quarantine.

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I would have whipped the shit out of all of you on the Actors and roles!
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A_B wrote: Fri Feb 04, 2022 11:51 am I would have whipped the shit out of all of you on the Actors and roles!
Should've listened to Ry when he emphasized the "AND" part. Once you picked that out, it wasn't so mind-bendy. I also completely brain-farted on Jared Leto.
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Putting out an open call for any game that can happen tonight, tomorrow, or Thursday. Here are the matchups - let me know if your team is available

[NOPE]RayJays-Basses[/NOPE]
Team Cool-Dumps
Lords-Str8 Evil
Marauders-Graphic
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I'm open for either tonight or tomorrow.
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This week is a no go for me.
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pruitt2 wrote: Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:36 pm This week is a no go for me.
Probably for me, too. Thursday would be only day I think.
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I can go tomorrow or Thursday.
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Thursday is my only free night. Maybe after 9:30 on Friday.
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Today or Thursday should work for me as well, but have to check with the boss.
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I’m at my parents’ house through Thursday, so no go, but probably available after that.
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sancarlos wrote: Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:32 pm I’m at my parents’ house through Thursday, so no go, but probably available after that.
You can have your parents sit in and help.
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The Sybian wrote: Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:44 pm
sancarlos wrote: Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:32 pm I’m at my parents’ house through Thursday, so no go, but probably available after that.
You can have your parents sit in and help.
Probably will help.
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I'm good for either
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I can go any night
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
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Alex having to rustle up contestants in the early years never gets talked about much in histories of Jeopardy.
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[NOPE]RayJays-Basses[/NOPE]
Team Cool-Dumps (I'm guessing BSF is a no)
Lords-Str8 Evil (Just need SL)
Marauders-Graphic (need rass and serr)
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