NJ Swampup - Summer 2022

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Giff how do I take a screenshot?
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A_B wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:51 pm We can open up room later if anyone wants the late shift.
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I’m going to show up for an hour and hope atleast one person is too drunk to remember.
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mister d wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 8:45 pm I’m going to show up for an hour and hope atleast one person is too drunk to remember.
Bring it
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What if I already did???
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mister d wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 9:08 pm What if I already did???
Well we were outside your house all evening so we know you don’t.
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So you caught the 11 minute fireworks extravaganza at the end of the block?
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mister d wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 9:54 pm So you caught the 11 minute fireworks extravaganza at the end of the block?
Dsafe set over under on nine minutes and I lost.
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Things went sideways. Holy shit.
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Are you on route 22? Don’t go to route 22.
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mister d wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 10:33 pm Are you on route 22? Don’t go to route 22.
We were but there was a detour and ems. Cerrano punched a police horse.
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Actual video of Cerrano aka “Mongo”.

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Cerrano like candy.
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Morning bacon from a local butcher. So good.

Everything I’ve put in mouth this weekend has been great!
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Yeah I’m still working on emptying these bottles Rass brought. Gonna be a hard comedown on the flight most likely
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Hammered at the airport
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Cheesesteak at the airport also delicious. This is crazy. Not a mediocre meal all weekend
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A_B wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 10:34 pm
mister d wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 10:33 pm Are you on route 22? Don’t go to route 22.
We were but there was a detour and ems. Cerrano punched a police horse.
I didn’t like the way he was giving us side-eye
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AB had, and I’m not sure I’m kidding, the most positive pro-NJ vacation anyone over the age of 13 has ever had.
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mister d wrote: Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:01 pm AB had, and I’m not sure I’m kidding, the most positive pro-NJ vacation anyone over the age of 13 has ever had.
It was great! Thanks for not ruining it! Wait.
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A_B wrote: Mon Jul 04, 2022 8:50 am Morning bacon from a local butcher. So good.

Everything I’ve put in mouth this weekend has been great!
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mister d wrote: Tue Jun 14, 2022 5:57 pmC19 LNN?
Finally got my new plates. Perv.
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Surprised that one wasn't already taken.
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Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Is there a NE Ohio Swampup thread?
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A_B wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:38 am Is there a NE Ohio Swampup thread?
I think that is just an email from you to Sabo.
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sancarlos wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 10:24 am
A_B wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 9:38 am Is there a NE Ohio Swampup thread?
I think that is just an email from you to Sabo.
Maybe we will wait and see how it goes first?
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One kid has been in Northern Ireland for the last month. Just dropped my wife and other kid of at the airport and they should be on their way to join her in a couple of hours.

Anyone up for something Saturday 7/22? cerrano should be there. You can come meet my dog. Should I just text syb and flaco?
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Bad timing or I’d be there. Anniversary weekend.
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Sorry, I’ve already got plans.
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A_B wrote: Sun Jul 16, 2023 8:37 pm Bad timing or I’d be there. Anniversary weekend.
And next year it’ll be the one year anniversary of you breaking Rass’ heart.
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mister d wrote: Sun Jul 16, 2023 9:12 pm
A_B wrote: Sun Jul 16, 2023 8:37 pm Bad timing or I’d be there. Anniversary weekend.
And next year it’ll be the one year anniversary of you breaking Rass’ heart.
I’ll celebrate that.
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I will be without wife and one child that weekend, which is one child not enough.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Mon Jul 17, 2023 8:41 am I will be without wife and one child that weekend, which is one child not enough.
Bring your kid, they’ll love watching Cerrano get wasted. I should be available that evening. My sons birthday weekend, but he’ll understand.
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The Sybian wrote: Mon Jul 17, 2023 9:50 am
DSafetyGuy wrote: Mon Jul 17, 2023 8:41 am I will be without wife and one child that weekend, which is one child not enough.
Bring your kid, they’ll love watching Cerrano get wasted.
I can assure you from practical experience, they will not.
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Mon Jul 17, 2023 11:44 am
The Sybian wrote: Mon Jul 17, 2023 9:50 am
DSafetyGuy wrote: Mon Jul 17, 2023 8:41 am I will be without wife and one child that weekend, which is one child not enough.
Bring your kid, they’ll love watching Cerrano get wasted.
I can assure you from practical experience, they will not.
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