Official balls and cock thread
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Speaking of snakes!
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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The Trinity Heart Shamrock is a standard gay threesome gambit. Like a team huddle high five before the game begins.
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The Trinity Heart Shamrock is a standard gay threesome gambit. Like a team huddle high five before the game begins.
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I feel like you're hinting at something.
NTTAWWT.
NTTAWWT.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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“It’s monstrous”
“Just my dick, babe.”
“Just my dick, babe.”
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Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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Eat too fast and you get a number wang, like an ice cream headache.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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:(
It took nearly a month and a team of 12 people, including a carpenter, a sander, a sculptor, and a carver, to build the statue. They got particularly delayed on the ballsack when the first attempt was “disfigured” and they had to start the process again of “melting materials to give it the necessary amplitude so that the testicles could be formed.”
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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Should be #BPC. That shit ain't black.
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So the Jewish version stays on permanently?
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“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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Top echelon from these guys which is saying something
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Newmarket is 25 miles north of Toronto...
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Hey, let's meet for lunch in the Penis Tip Pavillion!
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Nope. Nothing.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Might be the first time in 7 years I’ve been tempted to update my sig…
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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That pavilion overlooks Ballsack Patio, right?
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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We can understand why loma didn’t understand, amirite?!?!?
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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Figured it would be us married guys who would miss it. Like SC.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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I originally assumed that but figured it had to be something a little more erudite. I know...wrong thread.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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In my bag of mini potatoes.
Picture doesn't really capture the full cockness of it - my wife nearly wet her pants.
Picture doesn't really capture the full cockness of it - my wife nearly wet her pants.
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Nice!
Still pissed that my scrotum spud posts must have been on some in-between and now lost swamp. I must have the photos somewhere…
Still pissed that my scrotum spud posts must have been on some in-between and now lost swamp. I must have the photos somewhere…
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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All-time classic thread.
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mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.