Twitter:The New Batch

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oh no

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tennbengal wrote: Sun Aug 07, 2022 11:53 am oh no

That was after school detention, no?
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In my HS that would have looked like 12th grade english. That could have easily been filmed in central ohio east of columbus about 18 miles or so...

( i graduated HS in '88)
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tennbengal wrote: Sun Aug 07, 2022 12:10 pm In my HS that would have looked like 12th grade english. That could have easily been filmed in central ohio east of columbus about 18 miles or so...

( i graduated HS in '88)
Yeah. It looked like a hollywood depiction of a tougher high school (aside from looking about 5 years older than they actually are).
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Reminds me of a social media post where Zoomers saw videos like this and went "OMG, they look so old."

Then a few weeks ago, this video was suggested to me from VSauce.

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My sister just shared a photo she found of my Dad in 1992 when he was 52. Yes, people for sure used to look older.
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Giff wrote: Sun Aug 07, 2022 3:54 pm My sister just shared a photo she found of my Dad in 1992 when he was 52. Yes, people for sure used to look older.
I think I posted about it in the 'shit that makes you feel old' thread, but I am about to be the age my step-dad was when he met my mom, 39. Looking at photos from that time and yea, he looked way old. But I remember friends of his looking not as old as he looked in my faded memories, so it really just seems like the times in which you live dictate what 'old' looks like.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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How do you all get your death notices since I left?
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There is something so enormously creepy about that. Like banishment from society awful.

Don't know if there are any twins on the board, and I don't want to offend anyone... but I have a good friend whose sisters are identical twins, and she told me that the twins would talk to each other in their sleep from separate rooms!

Perhaps an exaggeration, but still.

At least the babies know where they can get a kidney from.
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If that picture is representative, the slightly better looking twins properly paired up.
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mister d wrote: Wed Aug 24, 2022 4:00 pm If that picture is representative, the slightly better looking twins properly paired up.
And their baby is also better looking.
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How do you all get your death notices since I left?
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Pruitt3 wrote: Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:54 am
Damn. Saw a similar video one time on Reddit. It was two cops in a shootout and the one in the back essentially executed his partner point blank.
Totally Kafkaesque
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And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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blundercrush wrote: Thu Sep 01, 2022 1:50 pm warning: dusty af

https://twitter.com/HannahLebovits/stat ... 7929891840
Corsicana gets a shoutout in probably my favorite Hayes Carll (Gates Carlo to the initiated) songs, "Rivertown."
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Whatever you do don't watch the movie Corsicana.
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blundercrush wrote: Thu Sep 01, 2022 1:50 pm warning: dusty af

https://twitter.com/HannahLebovits/stat ... 7929891840
So I sent this to a neighbor from Corsicana and this was her response:
Very cool…she was a true gem to the city. Her name was Babette Samuels (we are/were FB friends)…the R is her daughter Robin. I grew up going to temple with she and her late husband, Irvin…and my stepdad’s name was Erwin so people confused them often. My stepdad is buried in the cemetery she looked after…she lived a long life and no one in that town ever had a bad word to say about them.

And the funeral home they were at is run by my 6th grade bf’s family. Small town shit
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well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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what was the song?
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well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Best part of that thread...

"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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I just had my wife read it. I was behind her when the song started and now we're in tears at the "dry humping" I did to the song.
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Giff wrote: Fri Sep 02, 2022 4:28 pm I just had my wife read it. I was behind her when the song started and now we're in tears at the "dry humping" I did to the song.
Maybe not the most appropriate time to swamp?
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I’d argue it was the most appropriate time.
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EDM* strikes again! Lol.

Man, that's hilarious.

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That is the worst song I've ever heard.
Totally Kafkaesque
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Shirley wrote: Sat Sep 03, 2022 4:38 pm That is the worst song I've ever heard.
That's not a song, it's a chimpanzee randomly smacking a casio keyboard.
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Imagining humans bumping uglies.
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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I don’t even remember what the original tweet was that I was responding to.
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Does someone with 1.3 million followers just decide he has to snipe at one a day or something?
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DSafetyGuy wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 5:34 pm Does someone with 1.3 million followers just decide he has to snipe at one a day or something?
He shit, hard, on the O's in April and May, and is pretending in september he didn't do that. Shit on their version of the process, etc, and then they started to win and O's fans won't let it go. Which I support. Olney is a doofus.
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tennbengal wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 5:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 5:34 pm Does someone with 1.3 million followers just decide he has to snipe at one a day or something?
He shit, hard, on the O's in April and May, and is pretending in september he didn't do that. Shit on their version of the process, etc, and then they started to win and O's fans won't let it go. Which I support. Olney is a doofus.
Well, in fairness to the situation (not necessarily involving Olney), Elias didn't get back nearly enough for the value that Jorge Lopez represented to Baltimore's postseason chances.
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EnochRoot wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 5:54 pm
tennbengal wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 5:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 5:34 pm Does someone with 1.3 million followers just decide he has to snipe at one a day or something?
He shit, hard, on the O's in April and May, and is pretending in september he didn't do that. Shit on their version of the process, etc, and then they started to win and O's fans won't let it go. Which I support. Olney is a doofus.
Well, in fairness to the situation (not necessarily involving Olney), Elias didn't get back nearly enough for the value that Jorge Lopez represented to Baltimore's postseason chances.
He also publicly shit on the O’s for giving Mussina’s uniform # to Rutschman this year when it was been worn by multiple members of the team since Mussina left and he never complained then.

I was ok w the Lopez deal. Getting 4 arms back for a 28 year old former starter with a 5 ERA who happens to have gotten hot this year as a closer. But I trust that Elias knows what he’s doing and I don’t.
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bfj wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 6:47 pm
EnochRoot wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 5:54 pm
tennbengal wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 5:49 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: Tue Sep 06, 2022 5:34 pm Does someone with 1.3 million followers just decide he has to snipe at one a day or something?
He shit, hard, on the O's in April and May, and is pretending in september he didn't do that. Shit on their version of the process, etc, and then they started to win and O's fans won't let it go. Which I support. Olney is a doofus.
Well, in fairness to the situation (not necessarily involving Olney), Elias didn't get back nearly enough for the value that Jorge Lopez represented to Baltimore's postseason chances.
He also publicly shit on the O’s for giving Mussina’s uniform # to Rutschman this year when it was been worn by multiple members of the team since Mussina left and he never complained then.

I was ok w the Lopez deal. Getting 4 arms back for a 28 year old former starter with a 5 ERA who happens to have gotten hot this year as a closer. But I trust that Elias knows what he’s doing and I don’t.
I mean, sure he's good at what he does, but he still traded a badly needed commodity for this year's playoff chances in hopes to catch lightning in a bottle a few years down the road.

As for Moose? Angelos was an ignorant son of a bitch when it came to the proper valuation of starting pitching.

A competently run organization never would've let him walk...
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