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Old horny guys (late 20's to 40s) hitting up spring break to fuck drunk college girls. Pathetic or awesome?
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The answer is obvious: Depends on the result.
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Super gross. Wide gap between "going to get drunk and nailing drunk girls" like college dudes and "going because there will be drunk college girls to nail". Rapey.
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mister d wrote:Super gross. Wide gap between "going to get drunk and nailing drunk girls" like college dudes and "going because there will be drunk college girls to nail". Rapey.
You say rapey, I say it is full on rape. Premeditated, well thought out rape. Completely disgusting. I went to Spring Break as a senior, and was disgusted by the scene. Can't imagine going now. 18 yo girls screeching and puking all over the place, while assholes and frat guys fight over who gets to drag the half-passed out girl home to fuck her until she starts to come to.
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It's just super blurry. There's an age of consent so the fact that they are in college shouldn't be relevant. It all lies in the drunkeness of these girls but that same line should be applied to college guys as well. Whether you're 40 or 22, you can't have sex with someone that can't move or talk.
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Stuff like this is what makes the Air Force state "If either party has had even 1 drink, consent cannot be given." That's the extreme measure. It's automatically rape. Anyone can see that that's bullshit, but not in the eyes of the military.

In this instance, however, it's the other end of the spectrum and it's fucking scary. Hell, the whole scene is. It's certainly predatory behavior and something so very disgusting.
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I'm almost surprised that Dana Schuster isn't a middle aged man herself. That would have been very Post-y.

She seems to have been the Yale Herald's hook-up beat writer. Given the topic of this thread, I liked the "At Yale, Robbing the Cradle Shouldn’t Be a Crime" headline.
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That story just reads like a general description of Ft. Lauderdale.
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rass wrote:I'm almost surprised that Dana Schuster isn't a middle aged man herself. That would have been very Post-y.

She seems to have been the Yale Herald's hook-up beat writer. Given the topic of this thread, I liked the "At Yale, Robbing the Cradle Shouldn’t Be a Crime" headline.
And you people cry that journalism is dead. Not that the Post was ever journalism. I just can't even imagine trying to bang a college girl. Even in my late 20s. It is painful trying to talk to college girls, especially if they've been drinking.
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I just can't even imagine trying to bang a college girl.
Alright...I need to call you out on this. Wut?
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Jerloma wrote:
I just can't even imagine trying to bang a college girl.
Alright...I need to call you out on this. Wut?
Trying? No. Actually banging? yes.
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Oh, okay. Yeah I didn't even try to bang college girls when I was in college.
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It's super douchey, but I don't see how an older guy taking advantage of some drunk hussies is any rapey-er than a college-age dude doing the same.
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The Sybian wrote:
rass wrote:I'm almost surprised that Dana Schuster isn't a middle aged man herself. That would have been very Post-y.

She seems to have been the Yale Herald's hook-up beat writer. Given the topic of this thread, I liked the "At Yale, Robbing the Cradle Shouldn’t Be a Crime" headline.
And you people cry that journalism is dead. Not that the Post was ever journalism. I just can't even imagine trying to bang a college girl. Even in my late 20s. It is painful trying to talk to college girls, especially if they've been drinking.
I read that article last night and it felt so gross.
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P.D.X. wrote:It's super douchey, but I don't see how an older guy taking advantage of some drunk hussies is any rapey-er than a college-age dude doing the same.
I also tend to fall on this side, too. I mean, I don't think a lot of the college guys are saying, "Dude, let's go to spring break, party our asses off, then go back to our hotel room and fall asleep as part of a nine-dude dogpile in our double hotel room!"
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P.D.X. wrote:It's super douchey, but I don't see how an older guy taking advantage of some drunk hussies is any rapey-er than a college-age dude doing the same.
I think because at my age, I am old enough to know better.

I have a hard time holding a drunk 20 year old guy to a much higher standard than a drunk 20 year old girl. But a 40 year old guy should be looking ahead and see where things can lead.
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Steve of phpBB wrote:
P.D.X. wrote:It's super douchey, but I don't see how an older guy taking advantage of some drunk hussies is any rapey-er than a college-age dude doing the same.
I think because at my age, I am old enough to know better.

I have a hard time holding a drunk 20 year old guy to a much higher standard than a drunk 20 year old girl. But a 40 year old guy should be looking ahead and see where things can lead.
I don't think any of us would condone taking unfair advantage. And, I'm in agreement with Steve.
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Where does half plus seven come into play here?
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Assuming we aren't talking rape here, there's a world of difference between a college person and a college person getting together while drunk and a 30s/40s guy taking a trip just to be near drunk college girls and hoping one of them slips up.
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As long as an older guy doesn't try to pretend he's 22 and doesn't take advantage of an overly drunk girl who can't tell what's going on, I can't get too worked up about this. These girls are young, but they are adults who intentionally went on a giant party Spring Break trip. Some girls like older dudes. If a guy finds an aware younger chick who's DTF, that doesn't seem too bad to me.

However, I admit that there's a LOT of opportunity for sleaziness and that's probably more likely the case when these dudes hook up.

That said, I can't imagine feeling remotely comfortable in that environment after the age of 25 or so.
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I didn't try to bang drunk college girls when I was 20. Gross and disgusting then, more so with each passing decade.
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