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There's no sex and drugs for Hurricane Ian
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An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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Winds are much quieter now. I think we're done with the storm here. Still no power. Going back to sleep.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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All the fl people make it through ok? Property? Glad to hear cheddar family accounted for.
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Lot of people in Ft Myers should have evacuated. To wit
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In laws had heavy winds but not power outages. Worst should be past them by now.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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Anyone want to rent our timeshare week next August? You may need a boat and it may not physically be there, but it's pretty nice otherwise.
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Watching Hasan watch what's going on in Florida is kinda entertaining.
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go look up that dude and his department's social media feeds if you want to roll your eyes into the back of your head permanently
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I know Polk County announced they would be performing outstanding warrant checks on those entering shelters in previous hurricanes. Florida really is a shit hole.Brontoburglar wrote: ↑Thu Sep 29, 2022 1:58 pmgo look up that dude and his department's social media feeds if you want to roll your eyes into the back of your head permanently
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Back home. Power just came back on. No damage, save for some downed limbs. The house next door to my in-laws, where we were last night, had a tree fall on it. Big oak tree, at least 40 feet tall. It uprooted a patch of grass around the roots that was about 10 feet tall when standing on end. I didn't see any major roof damage, but the tree was still resting on it.
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That's great news, Chedda. Would have expected some water damage, at least!govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Sep 29, 2022 2:53 pm Back home. Power just came back on. No damage, save for some downed limbs. The house next door to my in-laws, where we were last night, had a tree fall on it. Big oak tree, at least 40 feet tall. It uprooted a patch of grass around the roots that was about 10 feet tall when standing on end. I didn't see any major roof damage, but the tree was still resting on it.
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Happy to hear that, Chedda.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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Relieved to hear you're doing good, Chedd. Please keep us posted.
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Great to hear!
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Glad you're OK, chedda.
Has anyone heard from Gunpowder?
Has anyone heard from Gunpowder?
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Really appreciate all the concern all week. It was definitely a stressful few days. Really feel bad for Ft. Myers area. Definitely have some survivor's guilt.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Sep 29, 2022 5:03 pm Glad you're OK, chedda.
Has anyone heard from Gunpowder?
I live in Miami now
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The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Sep 28, 2022 7:03 pmWhy isn't there any GPJ on Spotify? WTF am I paying for here?
I stole too many of the beats so it's only on Soundcloud for now
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Probably a good idea for you to check in every night then.Gunpowder wrote: ↑Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:38 pmJohnny Carwash wrote: ↑Thu Sep 29, 2022 5:03 pm Glad you're OK, chedda.
Has anyone heard from Gunpowder?
I live in Miami now
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That's definitely a thing. We felt in both Harvey and last year's ice storm. We've been tremendously blessed by something!govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Sep 29, 2022 6:02 pm Really appreciate all the concern all week. It was definitely a stressful few days. Really feel bad for Ft. Myers area. Definitely have some survivor's guilt.
Glad everything went good for y'all.
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No power outage here in Clearwater, very relieved, daughter evacuated over to family in Orlando and had worse weather.
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Fantastic news! (the first part anyway)
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Why did I think Baloney lived in England? Glad you're good!
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Yeah, I also thought it was British Baloney.
Glad you're alright.
Glad you're alright.
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He went to university in England.
(But I didn’t know he is in Florida.)
Glad you’re ok, too, Baloney.
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Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Quite an advertisement for palm trees.
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Right? When I was in high school my mom asked me to cut some of the dead/dying palm fronds from a few of the palm trees in their yard. Of course, these trees were 20-25 feet tall so I had to use a pole saw. I lost control of it (it was a pretty windy day), and it came crashing down on my foot, breaking probably 3 toes. They were purple for a month or so.
I've had a healthy respect for palm trees ever since.
You wanna zone out on a thought? Coconuts grow on a specific type of palm tree. And they only grow 25 degrees N/S of the equator.
So...where was the first coconut tree? I mean, the coconuts themselves are seeds. They'd fall out of the tree, somehow wind up in the ocean, and get beached on some new island. And then germinate.
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Look, I'll be the one to say it - the weather has SUCKED here since sometime overnight Friday/Saturday. With nothing more than a respite or two it's been raining constantly and at some point last evening it became cold, too. 40s and rainy is the worst!
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Dark Sky is probably my favorite of the weather apps. If you view the radar image, and pinch / zoom out so that you can see the timeframe as far back as last Friday at 2 am, and then move the timeline forward to today, you can see this is all Ian.
And as far as I’m aware, Dark Sky is the only app that gives you that historical perspective.
And as far as I’m aware, Dark Sky is the only app that gives you that historical perspective.
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Co-sign down here in MD. Started a little bit on TH, then Fri was pretty much on and off misting/sprinkling, and since then it's either raining or misting pretty much non-stop. I'm told the weather is supposed to break today.
We are headed to Dewey for a Breast Cancer 5k (but mostly to get drunk at Starboard) and I sure hope Ian fucks right off by then. This shit is guhnarly.
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Maybe stumble on over and catch jam session, assuming jam session is still Saturday afternoons 15 years later?
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An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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Not a word from Biden about Ian’s devastating impact on New Jersey
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“Rainstorm Ian”.
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Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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We just got a letter from our timeshare on Sanibel. They haven't even gotten electricity yet as they continue reconstruction.
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