The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Sat Dec 04, 2021 7:16 pm

_____ Landlord Allegedly Murdered Tenant After ‘He Caught Him Masturbating’ into Girlfriend’s Underwear, Buried Body in Yard

pruitt2 · Post by **pruitt2** » Tue May 03, 2022 11:07 am

State Senator says abortion bans help sex-trafficking victims escape

“When the girl or the woman gets pregnant, and they can’t make her get an abortion, or she doesn’t want to get an abortion, or they can’t get her to a place to get an abortion, they don’t use her anymore,” Garcia told the crowd. “So, they release her from the human trafficking ring. That is why we went to that point.”

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Jul 05, 2022 9:34 pm

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Jul 08, 2022 8:23 am

sancarlos wrote: ↑Tue Jul 05, 2022 9:34 pm

Let's do this for the police force as well.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Fri Aug 05, 2022 4:14 pm

Heat license plate with a Brazzers frame

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 1:38 pm

Google "florida man" followed by your birthday and see what comes up first. Mine is Easter Bunny Beats Up Florida Man.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 1:52 pm

My god

Florida man nicknamed ‘Babycakes’ caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:11 pm

Florida man arrested after allegedly shoving steaks worth more than $50 down his pants

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:12 pm

Cops: Florida man used wife’s head to mop up spilled milk after no-jelly rage

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:19 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:11 pm Florida man arrested after allegedly shoving steaks worth more than $50 down his pants

We had a former associate get arrested for doing the same thing.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 3:01 pm

Florida Man Who Threw Alligator Into Wendy’s Drive-Thru Window Sentenced

Post by **Sabo** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 3:08 pm

Florida Man with Florida tattoo on forehead arrested for calling 911 for ride home

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 3:14 pm

Saving a couple bucks on associate salaries huh

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 3:26 pm

HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Thu Oct 06, 2022 3:14 pm Saving a couple bucks on associate salaries huh

It was actually a job assignment. If you can't even steal a couple of steaks from the grocery store, you're not going to make it as a lawyer.

duff · Post by **duff** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 4:44 pm

mister d wrote: ↑Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:11 pm Florida man arrested after allegedly shoving steaks worth more than $50 down his pants

That could have read Muncie man if published in 1997 or 1998. Professor got caught stealing over 200$ worth of meat. Shoved it down his sweats. It was quite the scene to witness when coming into work.

GoodKarma · Post by **GoodKarma** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 4:44 pm

Well this isn't funny... "Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Raping Women"

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 4:47 pm

At least he's seeking help?

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Oct 06, 2022 9:01 pm

Sabo wrote: ↑Thu Oct 06, 2022 3:08 pm Florida Man with Florida tattoo on forehead arrested for calling 911 for ride home

If 911 was a thing during Any Griffith show, this would have been multiple episodes.

Pruitt3 · Post by **Pruitt3** » Fri Oct 07, 2022 2:02 pm

Florida Man Turns Public Bathroom Into Meth Lab

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 3:12 pm

Father and son shoot seven bullets into car of innocent woman they thought had tried to burglarize them

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 3:51 pm

Florida broke this thread at some point, right? There are only so many table-fuckers in Ohio and they can’t keep up with shit like the above.

Pruitt3 · Post by **Pruitt3** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:45 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 3:12 pm Father and son shoot seven bullets into car of innocent woman they thought had tried to burglarize them

And the house was never broken into.

Lawyers - Would the makers of that blight on civil society Ring be liable here?

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:11 pm

Surprised Judd spoke out against the shooters. He's not Arpaio, but he's not far off.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:25 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:11 pm Surprised Judd spoke out against the shooters. He's not Arpaio, but he's not far off.

Was it a white woman they shot at?

Don’t see how Ring would be liable for anything.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:34 pm

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:11 pm Surprised Judd spoke out against the shooters. He's not Arpaio, but he's not far off.

73 year old man with a 15 year old son. Yeah, that checks out.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 8:59 am

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Tue Oct 18, 2022 8:11 pm Surprised Judd spoke out against the shooters. He's not Arpaio, but he's not far off.

Well, they were just doing what he said and encouraged they'd do!

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Nov 08, 2022 1:19 pm

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Nov 08, 2022 2:16 pm

Oh hey! Florida.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Sun Dec 04, 2022 8:33 pm

shoplifting during a shop with a cop event

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Sat Feb 18, 2023 2:33 pm

Really nice day on the water. A little chilly while we were in motion, but nice to soak up some sun.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sun Feb 19, 2023 8:44 am

govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sat Feb 18, 2023 2:33 pm Really nice day on the water. A little chilly while we were in motion, but nice to soak up some sun.

Worst Florida Man story ever.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Sun Feb 19, 2023 10:20 am

The Sybian wrote: ↑Sun Feb 19, 2023 8:44 am
govmentchedda wrote: ↑Sat Feb 18, 2023 2:33 pm Really nice day on the water. A little chilly while we were in motion, but nice to soak up some sun.
Worst Florida Man story ever.

He as actually on the Cuyahoga

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Mon Dec 25, 2023 8:29 pm

105 year old celebrates with 105 fireball shooters

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:21 pm

Sister killed after teen brothers get into gunfight over presents on Christmas Eve

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:27 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Tue Dec 26, 2023 4:21 pm Sister killed after teen brothers get into gunfight over presents on Christmas Eve

Suddenly your family Christmas squabble doesn't seem so bad.

rass · Post by **rass** » Tue Dec 26, 2023 5:08 pm

The story from the article is somehow worse than you could imagine from the headline

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Tue Dec 26, 2023 5:12 pm

So sad.

Pruitt IV · Post by **Pruitt IV** » Tue Dec 26, 2023 5:29 pm

Sad, but honestly, when you read things like -

he 14-year-old pulled out his gun

And -

The 15-year-old ran away and threw his gun into a nearby yard.

You just have to shake your head and wonder about people's choices in life.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Dec 26, 2023 6:05 pm

Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Tue Dec 26, 2023 5:29 pm Sad, but honestly, when you read things like -

he 14-year-old pulled out his gun
And -

The 15-year-old ran away and threw his gun into a nearby yard.
You just have to shake your head and wonder about people's choices in life.

Not to mention the sister was the mother of a 6 year old and a baby.