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Anyone else ever stand in the shower for 5 minutes and then have absolutely no recollection of whether or not you've washed your hair and body yet?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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All the time. More often going into the basement and no idea what I went for or going to the store for 3 things and wracking my brain to remember what they were.
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I have a couple pills I’m supposed to take at night before bed. Half the time when I put out the light, I’m wondering if I took them or not.
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I'll go to a store for one thing, spend like 58 bucks, and leave without the one thing I came for.The Sybian wrote: ↑Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:26 pm All the time. More often going into the basement and no idea what I went for or going to the store for 3 things and wracking my brain to remember what they were.
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If I ever wonder whether or not I washed my hair, there's a distinct feel that my hair has after being washed.
I also see if the bottles are in a different location/position than when I entered.
I also see if the bottles are in a different location/position than when I entered.
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What the hell kind of sorcery is this?
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I thought people your age came equipped with a pill box with the days of the week labeled,
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Probably need to start doing that, now that I’ve got CRS disease.The Sybian wrote: ↑Sat Oct 15, 2022 10:54 pmI thought people your age came equipped with a pill box with the days of the week labeled,
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I think you first developed CRS about 10 years ago when we went to a bar and you forgot your jacket. Or do you not remember that?sancarlos wrote: ↑Sun Oct 16, 2022 12:26 amProbably need to start doing that, now that I’ve got CRS disease.The Sybian wrote: ↑Sat Oct 15, 2022 10:54 pmI thought people your age came equipped with a pill box with the days of the week labeled,
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Ha ha. Good times. Truth be told, I’ve had an issue forgetting, misplacing, and losing things my whole life.
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Says the Cali guy with the jar of weed
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I just got a gift of some flower and I don’t even know how to manage it.
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Manage smoking it?
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Manage to keep it from stinking up the house? Buy a jar.
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I put the glass jars in my storage compartment of my grill in the backyard, to avoid smelling up the house.
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More of a "i don't really know how to prepare this for use." I guess just crumble it up and put it in my pipe?
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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Fine, I'll come show you.
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[boston accent] "Yawh gonna need ta get yaself a fahkin' grindah, kid."
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I almost called you no joke.
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You'll definitely need a grinder.
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I was just thinking about what clocks I may have that need to be manually set back tonight. So apparently I have three wall clocks in this house, zero of which have functioning batteries.
I'm just gonna keep ignoring them.
I'm just gonna keep ignoring them.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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No, like fucking hand clocks hanging on walls that I'm not sure I knew even existed.
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Just got around to mailing someone a Xmas gift I got them...seven years ago.
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The Notes app is a real game changer.The Sybian wrote: ↑Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:26 pm All the time. More often going into the basement and no idea what I went for or going to the store for 3 things and wracking my brain to remember what they were.
As is the Adam Sandler song "Phone, Wallet, Keys"... I just have to add "Glasses" and when it's a work in the office day, the song gets much longer.
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I use Notes all the time, keep a running list when the kids tell me we are almost out of something. I always count the number of things I need to remember, but that’s starting to fail. I should have learned from Caillou to make a song, I still remember that annoying bald fuckers shopping list 12 years later.Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Sun Dec 18, 2022 4:31 pmThe Notes app is a real game changer.The Sybian wrote: ↑Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:26 pm All the time. More often going into the basement and no idea what I went for or going to the store for 3 things and wracking my brain to remember what they were.
As is the Adam Sandler song "Phone, Wallet, Keys"... I just have to add "Glasses" and when it's a work in the office day, the song gets much longer.
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That’s the song. I was going to offer Swamp bucks to the first person that remembered the list. My high school Russian teacher taught verb conjugation and a lot of other things in songs. They are so deeply ingrained in my brain, I will recite it if I’m late stage dementia.
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What'd Michael Bradley ever do to you??
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Yup. My son went through a brief stage where he was into Caillou. I think he related to having a baby sister. My wife said she liked it at the time, but I don't think she saw many episodes.
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