MLB March/April 2014

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howard wrote:
rass wrote:The Astros embarrassed themselves with the Jeter party last night.
Can you blame them? So many classic Jeter moments over the decades have occurred against the 'Stros. Their rivalry with the Yankees, the dozens and dozens of battles between the teams defines the Jeter Era. They would be remiss not to commemorate all those classic plays Jeter executed on the hallowed turf of Enron Field.
They also embarrassed the Yankees by taking the series from them last night.

Jeter shoulda been an Astro anyway (fuck you, Phil Nevin!). There is the connection with Pettitte and Clemens though. The Astros are just the first of many teams to do that.
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howard wrote:Tim Hudson doesn't look quite right in orange, black and grey. But not as odd as Brad Penny. Or Steve Carlton, for that matter.
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Damn, I can hardly see it on this tiny iPhone screen. Oh well, someone will have to tell me about it.
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Astros should have dug up that stupid hill in CF and shipped it to Jeter's Florida estate.
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mister d wrote:Astros should have dug up that stupid hill in CF and shipped it to Jeter's Florida estate.

It's gonna be fun when they finally bring George Springer up in 2017 and he tears an ACL on it.
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Tigers just got absolutely boned on an instant replay challenge. SS Romine caught the ball for a force at second base on a DP ball and lost the ball making the transition to throw to first. Runner at second was called safe. Ausmus called for a review and the replay center still somehow said it wasn't an out.
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I can't find the MLB.tv thread but does anyone else's really just suck on Apple TV? Constantly freezing up and shit?
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Haven't had mine since the 2012 season but it was never a problem back then.
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I thought maybe it could be my modem but I'm getting 25 mbps which by most accounts is pretty good.
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Jerloma wrote:I can't find the MLB.tv thread but does anyone else's really just suck on Apple TV? Constantly freezing up and shit?
Yeah, mine's been bad today. I think their servers are overwhelmed. Happened last year too. Will happen occasionally when there's a no-hitter or something happening. They should work it out soon.
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Miguel Cabrera parks one in the left field seats for his 2,000th career hit. Hope the fan gives him the ball
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brian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:I can't find the MLB.tv thread but does anyone else's really just suck on Apple TV? Constantly freezing up and shit?
Yeah, mine's been bad today. I think their servers are overwhelmed. Happened last year too. Will happen occasionally when there's a no-hitter or something happening. They should work it out soon.
Oh you know what? It could be because it's free the first week.
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Jerloma wrote:
brian wrote:
Jerloma wrote:I can't find the MLB.tv thread but does anyone else's really just suck on Apple TV? Constantly freezing up and shit?
Yeah, mine's been bad today. I think their servers are overwhelmed. Happened last year too. Will happen occasionally when there's a no-hitter or something happening. They should work it out soon.
Oh you know what? It could be because it's free the first week.
Is it? Yeah, that would make sense then.
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Dodger pitching held the Giants hitless for seven straight innings. Bats must've been tired from those eight runs in the first two innings. 8-4 opening day at Dodger Stadium result.
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Mark Teixeira, the world's oldest 33-year old.


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Mariners and A's get rained out.....when its not raining. (Field was so water logged from storms the last two weeks that it was unplayable).

When are the A's going to get a new Stadium? Weren't they going to build one in Fremont or something?
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A semi-serious question: Why shouldn't Oakland have to forfeit the game tonight? It was their groundscrew (and shitty stadium) that was the reason a game couldn't be played.
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DaveInSeattle wrote:A semi-serious question: Why shouldn't Oakland have to forfeit the game tonight? It was their groundscrew (and shitty stadium) that was the reason a game couldn't be played.

Then any stadium that doesn't have a retractable roof should forfeit rain outs. Seattle has one.

Mariners also would have had to forfeit some games in '94 when their shitty roof collapsed.

Same with the Vikings a few years ago, and the Expos when their shitty stadium started falling apart.
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or go back to artificial turf
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DaveInSeattle wrote:A semi-serious question: Why shouldn't Oakland have to forfeit the game tonight? It was their groundscrew (and shitty stadium) that was the reason a game couldn't be played.
Oakland will be forfeiting their team to Santa Clara or somewhere in Silicon Valley in short order.

I foresee a day when all San Francisco Giants will be named Brandon.
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Gunpowder wrote:
mister d wrote:Astros should have dug up that stupid hill in CF and shipped it to Jeter's Florida estate.

It's gonna be fun when they finally bring George Springer up in 2017 and he tears an ACL on it.
I know, because its caused so many devastating injuries already!
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Gunpowder wrote:
mister d wrote:Astros should have dug up that stupid hill in CF and shipped it to Jeter's Florida estate.

It's gonna be fun when they finally bring George Springer up in 2017 and he tears an ACL on it.
I know, because its caused so many devastating injuries already!

Ahhh, well with that as your barometer everybody should be fine.
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Fine. How about Tal's Hill is in deep straightaway CF and typically, RFers do not make plays there.
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Giff wrote:Fine. How about Tal's Hill is in deep straightaway CF and typically, RFers do not make plays there.
Or "Springer is up way before 2017".
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Giff wrote:Fine. How about Tal's Hill is in deep straightaway CF and typically, RFers do not make plays there.

Who's their center fielder that's going to keep him in right?
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mister d wrote:
Giff wrote:Fine. How about Tal's Hill is in deep straightaway CF and typically, RFers do not make plays there.
Or "Springer is up way before 2017".

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Gunpowder wrote:
Giff wrote:Fine. How about Tal's Hill is in deep straightaway CF and typically, RFers do not make plays there.

Who's their center fielder that's going to keep him in right?
Dexter Fowler?
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If Dexter Fowler is in center in 2017, I'll blow Kranepool's goat.
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Head over to MLB.com and wait for the video of Hamilton tagging and scoring on a pop-up to somewhere between deep second and shallow right
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Yep.

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ETA: I think it's safe to say Hamilton benefits from the rule change that prevents the catcher from blocking the plate. If Molina can block the plate, he's out.
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Is LJ Hoes the best name in baseball right now?

They should trade him to Atlanta so he can hit behind the Uptons.

Bros before Hoes
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Ryan wrote:Head over to MLB.com and wait for the video of Hamilton tagging and scoring on a pop-up to somewhere between deep second and shallow right

Awesome. His double on a routine single to right two days ago was insane. I bet pretty big on him being decent this season.
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degenerasian wrote:Is LJ Hoes the best name in baseball right now?

They should trade him to Atlanta so he can hit behind the Uptons.

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degenerasian wrote:Is LJ Hoes the best name in baseball right now?

They should trade him to Atlanta so he can hit behind the Uptons.

Bros before Hoes
Hilarious. Didn't see it coming.
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Sabo wrote:Yep.

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ETA: I think it's safe to say Hamilton benefits from the rule change that prevents the catcher from blocking the plate. If Molina can block the plate, he's out.
I've been a Hamilton skeptic. At least this year, I doubt he can get on base enough to be a serious weapon. A .300 OBP isn't upper echelon even if you can steal at a 90% rate.

But this is one amazing video clip. Unless Jay has a weak arm -- and I didn't see this in the clip -- then Hamilton is even faster than I thought. And I imagine he would look even faster if I saw this play in person.
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I'd say that he might have a shot to stick if he is only a little over .300, so long as he keeps turning walks into triples.
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Stick, yes. At least if he's an adequate fielder. But to crack the top half of starting center-fielders I think he's going to have to get on base more than 30% of the time. As I recall, Hamilton has never walked much. If that continues, he's going to have a rough time doing this. At least in year one.

I'm assuming he's not much of an outfielder right now, as he's new to the position. But it could well be that he learns fast. With his tools, he could be above-average at some point.

Lots of potential, even if he never becomes more than a singles hitter. Is Vince Coleman with better defense a reasonable comp if things work out well for Hamilton?
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