2022/2023 MLB Offseason thread

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key there is "non-actionable" as they are far different than what any actual sportsbook odds would be
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The Yankees would also be a part of "The Field" if those were real odds, which yeah. I'll take that bet at +700.
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Not much about Chaim bloom thst would make me think the sox are a player here.
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HaulCitgo wrote: Wed Nov 09, 2022 10:43 am Not much about Chaim bloom thst would make me think the sox are a player here.
If the market out west doesn't materialize as much as anticipated, Bloom not driving up the price (really, in terms of years) would be a fireable offense.
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I'd call that bluff
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He can try to price drive but that requires Judge's team to work with them and NY to see them as a threat. A team that willingly lets Mookie Betts walk isn't going to be a $40MM per year player for Aaron Judge. Giants and Mets are both serious enough its not necessary or believable.
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So Jim Crane just shoved GM James Click out the door today.

Interesting.
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EnochRoot wrote: Fri Nov 11, 2022 7:11 pm So Jim Crane just shoved GM James Click out the door today.

Interesting.
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Which reminds me of one thing hockey does better than every other US sport: when a team wins the title, the Cup is presented to the players first.
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Its an award for success relative to the rest of the league, not your franchise's ownership.
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So why does Buck win?
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Seems like a weird signing but not exactly a FO I'd question.

bfj wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 12:12 pm So why does Buck win?
Missed this but I'm assuming because he was a media guy and they all love a nice narrative.
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Signing Abreu makes sense when you figure the window of contention is probably about the length of the deal and he should be able to produce for at least the first couple of years of the three. Will be curious if this means they're not going to try and re-sign Verlander though. Seems like even at the salary he'll command would make sense to bring him back for at least one more year.
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Yoinks. DeGrom to the Rangers.
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Did not expect the Mets for Verlander.
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At least it wasn't the dodgers.
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A_B wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 12:29 pm Did not expect the Mets for Verlander.
Taking Kate Upton to LA or NY is not surprising in the least, and especially the Mets after losing deGrom.
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Reaper wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 1:19 pm
A_B wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 12:29 pm Did not expect the Mets for Verlander.
Taking Kate Upton to LA or NY is not surprising in the least, and especially the Mets after losing deGrom.
Verlander already lives in LA in the offseason, so NY is a little surprising given how long of a flight it is, but with the money he's made and will be making I guess that kind of stuff is irrelevant.
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Wonder if he'll go golfing again with Trump to celebrate ; )
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Approaching the “I’ll be watching these games from a condo in Sedona” phase of contract lengths
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Ryan wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 4:21 pm Approaching the “I’ll be watching these games from a condo in Sedona” phase of contract lengths
Kind of off the subject, but did you guys visit Sedona on your vacation? What a beautiful place!
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sancarlos wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 5:21 pm
Ryan wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 4:21 pm Approaching the “I’ll be watching these games from a condo in Sedona” phase of contract lengths
Kind of off the subject, but did you guys visit Sedona on your vacation? What a beautiful place!
And if so, did you experience the positive energy vortex?
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sancarlos wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 5:21 pm
Ryan wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 4:21 pm Approaching the “I’ll be watching these games from a condo in Sedona” phase of contract lengths
Kind of off the subject, but did you guys visit Sedona on your vacation? What a beautiful place!
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Ryan wrote: Tue Dec 06, 2022 8:17 am
sancarlos wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 5:21 pm
Ryan wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 4:21 pm Approaching the “I’ll be watching these games from a condo in Sedona” phase of contract lengths
Kind of off the subject, but did you guys visit Sedona on your vacation? What a beautiful place!
Yep

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Arson Judge.
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I mean, this is all good fun, but I would be very surprised if the actual reporting was wrong.
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Yeah, only way its not is if its a player side leak to get the Yankees to see the future fury, right?
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Maybe he’s changing his mind after finding out about the juiced balls at Yankee Stadium?
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Assuming that story is true I'm not sure how its not illegal (unless they can acknowledge the variances but successfully claim they weren't aware?).
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This will be a little tempest in a teapot, after the Giants officially sign him.
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I don't listen to WFAN much anymore but when I do I love to hear callers saying things like "I'm despondent this morning. I'm mourning the loss of the lure of New York." with as much earnestness as they can muster.
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rass wrote: Wed Dec 07, 2022 7:20 am I don't listen to WFAN much anymore but when I do I love to hear callers saying things like "I'm despondent this morning. I'm mourning the loss of the lure of New York." with as much earnestness as they can muster.
So much for despondency.

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